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<0> hi
<0> i have a SQL query forming questions
<0> err
<0> question :)
<1> just ask it
<1> already
<1> jeez
<0> Touqen: im typing :P
<2> Might I recommend longer sentances
<0> anyway, i have a series of checkboxes that set wether or not $foo is part of the SQL query.
<0> Now the problem is SQL syntax
<0> if date is all I want to return, i dont need commas
<0> if I need dates followed by other stuff, I do
<0> of course, you could do it with nested ifs
<0> but i was just wondering if there was a nicer way.
<1> $comma = ''; $sql .= $comma . 'date = ...'



<1> ;
<3> one way is to put all your fields in an array and join them on "," to make your field list
<1> $comma = ',';
<1> That works too.
<3> I do the same thing with conditions, add each condistion to an array and join on " AND "
<3> for custom search page
<0> ||cw: ok, ill try your method
<0> ||cw: thanks in advance
<4> anyone know how to set IE as default browser, I need it to test something quickly
<5> o k
<6> MikeH, on your computer?
<4> nm
<7> Hey guys I have a question. Im not sure its even possible but I have a script that databases phone numbers and names for a recruiting company and they would like for phone numbers to be links that when they click on the link their ***igned voip will dial that number
<6> $s = preg_match("/http:\/\/(google|yahoo)\.com/","\1",$s); <-- how can i change that so that $s will have the value of either "yahoo" or "google" depending on which one is matched?
<8> redduck666: have you looked at the contents of $s?
<6> CryWolf, $s is "http://google.com";
<8> redduck666: try preg_match_all
<9> do constructors and destructors have visibility?
<6> CryWolf, even with preg_match_all the value of $s is 0
<10> is there a constant which has the directory seperating character / on *nix \ on win32 for instnace. There's a constant which tellst he OS but this would be better.
<8> redduck666: are you using $s to hold the return value or the matches?
<11> EricCartman-iBoo: PHP doesn't care, if there is / or \ in path...
<9> like private __construct () {} ?
<10> is there a sepecial function to concatanate path names etc ?
<6> CryWolf, i am afraid i don`t understand the question: http://pastebin.com/534143
<8> redduck666: you're using the same variable in two different ways in the same place.
<8> redduck666: that does not work.
<8> redduck666: you might want to try reading php.net/preg_match_all
<12> how i can make this a vector? -> $things= "net,rede,zero'"
<13> bizarre problem: http://bianchi.no-ip.net/chris/tekdesk/ i'll post page.inc.php to pastebin
<10> freebox, split/explode
<6> CryWolf, man i am soooooooooooo stupid
<6> i was using preg_match whhile i thought i was using preg_replace
<13> hehe, nevermind, i found it
<6> CryWolf, sorry for wasting your time :-)
<8> freebox: define vector
<10> it's a surprise that this channel is horridly not efficient with such a population
<12> EricCartman-iBoo: k
<13> EricCartman-iBoo why is that a supprise? i think that it's especially efficient -because- of the population :)
<13> *not efficient*
<10> efficiency is the more output with less source
<14> Question: I want to "fopen" a remote location, but I need to post the variable "name" too. How do I do dat?
<13> EricCartman-iBoo and since we have more source (aka population) you would expect that much more output?
<4> anyone here stress test their web apps?
<13> MikeH usually, depends on what i need to do with it
<8> MikeH: yes. if the test works, I'm not stressed.
<4> b1n0ry: what do you use to do it?
<15> Heh. Just on MTV: "I'm going to have the coolest party, there won't be nerds there, just cool people!"
<13> MikeH: a lot of users, multiple-processor PCs, and many browser sessions :)
<15> Well pardon me.
<4> I've tried ms WAS and it crashes, just about to try Jmeter
<16> HolyGoat pm?
<15> Jymmm: sure
<13> HolyGoat - "cool" is in the eye of the beholder
<10> b1n0ry, yes einstein ;)
<11> HolyGoat: Sounds very nerdy to me :)
<13> EricCartman-iBoo: but most of this source is bloatware :)
<14> Question: I want to "fopen" a remote webpage, but I need to post a variable to page for it to download correctly. Help? :)
<11> curl()
<11> Erm... php.net/curl
<14> Stormchaser: Your post to me, right? :)



<15> Stormchaser: I might send them a nerdy letter.
<13> i'm sure the point is moot, but if used heavily, which is more efficient: echo '<title>'.$title.'</title>' or echo "<title>$title</title>" performance-wise?
<13> i don't know how much overhead there is with the concatenation operator
<14> TY Stormchaser
<11> HolyGoat: :)
<11> b1n0ry: Oh, and s/beholder/beer holder :)
<13> Stormchaser: :)
<13> even i can be cool if you're drunk enough
<11> b1n0ry: ...not to mention that that doesn't happen ;)
<13> hehe
<17> :q all, where can I find formal grammar for PHP? google didn't help me.
<13> www.php.net?
<17> sources have flex-generated parser, but source grammar is not included into php tarball
<11> 'formal grammar'? uh?
<17> Stormchaser, I need it for syntax analyser
<11> you mean the .lexer files?
<17> I think, something like that can help me.
<18> someone can explain to me how does sapi_module_struct->activate & deactivate work Utility ?
<11> darkk: Urm... You'd probably be best of asking Pollita or TML on that... When they are around...
<13> heh, i must be uber-lazy. i wrote a function that appends a "\n" to the end of my output lines called html, function html($string) { print "$string\n"; }
<13> of course, until i type html('some text'); i might as well just type echo "some text\n";
<13> i'll save a few more characters by calling the function 'o'
<13> there: function o($string) { print "$string\n"; } how lazy is that?
<4> hrm
<4> when opening a mysql connection
<19> You're actually typing the exact same amount of characters though.
<4> should I be closing it when I finnish
<4> and what are the results of not closing it?
<13> Julian|Work: nope echo "text\n"; = 14 chars o('text'); = 10 chars
<11> lol
<13> and if i use it 10 times, i save more characters than the function took to declare :) smaller code and looks nicer without the escaped \n after each line
<13> called it 'o' for 'output'
<4> b1n0ry: you could ofcourse just do o "test"; which is 9 :P
<20> i wonder the overhead of calling a function
<20> nicer but slower
<11> MikeH: no, you can't do that
<13> MikeH: nope, doesn't work on function calls
<13> MikeH: although i may recompile php from source and include the 'o' capability :)
<11> lol
<13> an echo-like function that automatically appends a new-line could actually be handy
<13> when generating html source, it looks a bit cleaner
<21> I need to convert decimal number between english (1,234.50) and polish notation (1 234,50). Do you know any function, or PEAR package for that?
<13> zimnyx: number_format()
<21> b1n0ry: no way
<22> can someone tell me what is wrong with this? -> preg_match("[0-9]*\.[0-9]{2}", $this->price)
<22> php doesn't like the asterisk
<13> zimnyx: just remove the comma first
<22> Warning: preg_match(): Unknown modifier '*'
<19> b1n0ry, I was thinking you'd have to "print o();"
<8> dmar-_-_: you forgot the delimiters
<19> b1n0ry, didn't realize my mistake, then I just shut up :P
<23> hi
<13> zimnyx: i.e. $polish_number = number_format(str_replace(',','',$english_number),2,',',' '); should do it for you
<22> thanks
<13> i know it looks like a lot of commas and apostrophes
<23> Can anyone help me with sorting this ***ociative array on the i_ranking field: http://pastebin.com/534203
<13> the str_replace(',','',$english_number) strips the commas out of the english number making 1,234.56 into 1234.56, then number format is applied using a ',' as the decimal and a ' ' as the thousands separator
<19> diederick_: usort()
<23> oke thanx
<13> zimnyx: specifying 2 decimal places
<21> b1n0ry: thanks
<21> I can;t make strtr to replace space..
<21> i'll use preg_replace
<13> zimnyx: you're converting english to polish?
<13> you can use str_replace() to replace a space
<14> Stormchaser:
<14> / grab URL and p*** it to the browser
<14> curl_exec($ch);
<11> *blink*
<24> blarp
<21> b1n0ry: polish to english, thanks
<14> I need it to _not_ p*** directly to the browser :)
<13> zimnyx: ok, so your english number is like 1,234.56 right?
<23> Julian|Work: isn't there another function for this?


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