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<0> That's the developers' fault for being uneducated
<0> People screw you in person just as bad as IRC
<1> Jabberwock: This channel isn't rentacoder.com or monster.com anyway. If someone's looking for a developer, they should go there, not here.
<2> Jabberwock: If the job is offered, and the developer is out of money, thenthey don't know any better
<0> That's why I always demand half up front
<1> The point is, this isn't the place. Deal with it and move on. I'm done discussing.
<2> You should demand contract. Signed.
<0> K. Thanks for discussing.
<0> Stormchaser: I do
<3> then go sue them for 92k
<2> ok, and as Biggie said -- That's enough.
<1> Teh biggie, heh.
<0> Oh I get it.. big E
<0> ha ha ha
<2> BigE: :)
<1> Speaking of work... I have plenty to get done, heh.
<0> Stormchaser: Hopefully the 459 people here are now more edumucated on landing deals
<0> I don't see that discussion as anything but productive :P
<0> I don't. waiting for a designer to hand over some new comps.
<3> i wanted to discuss the c_type functions but since you discussed deals i have lost irc time to something i already knew
<1> Yeah, I'm waiting on a design and a database... but I've still got other work to do.
<0> I love it when they ask you to design a database but haven't the foggiest idea what will be on the frontend of the site
<2> BigE: DB written in PHP?
<1> Stormchaser: Yes, just to taunt you.
<2> drat
<2> :)
<1> Stormchaser: It's only purpose is to take over your DNS and point every site to it so you have to load pages very slowly every time.
<3> phpsql ?
<0> alphablue: What do you want to know about c_type functions?
<1> phpsq*cough cough gag gasp* *death*
<1> :P
<0> They're pretty straight forward.
<3> jabber: i was sarcasming
<4> ****a Free
<2> BigE: :)
<0> alphablue: Oh.
<2> Hm... BMPx is pretty badly screwed up :)
<0> More screwed up than DOMDocument and simplexml?
<5> anyone have any idea why $x = &$some_array[key($some_array)]; might make php hang?
<4> mae^, Because your statement is _pure_ evil.
<4> PHP can't cope with too much evil.
<5> heh, yes i'm stealing the souls of the 1's and 0's
<3> owww
<3> why am in the fire ?
<2> you can be just as well 'on' fire...
<3> no, my body is fire repellant. but he tossed me into the fire
<3> i'm wearing my supersuit right now
<0> Maybe the fire is body repellant.
<2> kyou mean your dorksuit...
<6> so you are chatting on irc whilist burning?
<3> there's a difference ?
<0> Oh yes.
<7> mae^: is key() returning something valid?
<8> jonez: His keyboard uses bluetooth
<9> how can i bolden the first word of a sentence that is pulled from mysql
<3> heh.. actually yes, my keyboard is bt
<2> rofl
<3> david: <strong>
<0> preg_replace("^([a-zA-Z]+?\W).*?","<b>$1</b>", $str);
<0> something like that
<5> ||cw: heres the code..
<9> Jabberwock: me?
<5> if (reset($some_array)){ do { $x = &$some_array[key($some_array)]; might make php hang?
<5> [02.01|10:27] * Touqen tosses alphablue into it.
<0> yes
<9> thanks
<5> er..
<0> Na your aunt tilly yeah you!
<0> get ova heea!
<9> alphablue: was that a joke? umm
<9> haha!
<3> david: yes
<7> mae^: it hangs on the first run in the loop?
<2> mae^: er.
<3> jabber gave you the unfunny response
<9> you both did
<9> : )
<7> mae^: what's your do condition?
<5> if (reset($some_array)){ do { $x = &$some_array[key($some_array)]; echo $x; } while (next($some_array));
<3> php has do ?
<2> yes
<4> yes
<3> oh oh.. do while
<8> (my turn) Yes
<2> do { stuff } while { burp }
<7> mae^: how is this different from current($some_array)
<10> do { stuff } while ( burp )
<3> wonder why i don't write code that way
<5> current() returns a copy of the value
<2> Bitch!
<10> !!! :D
<2> s/kuje/kuja
<10> There ain't no {} bitch!
<7> do {} loop ($foo)
<7> w
<7> er
<3> am i the only one who doesn't like the way do while looks ?
<5> i dont like the do while either, but the iterator functions dont have a function to check to see if the pointer is at the end
<0> no.
<7> do while()
<11> $s = preg_match("/http:\/\/[google|yahoo]\.com/","\1",$s); <-- how can i change that so that $s will have the value of either "yahoo" or "google" depending on which one is matched?
<12> hi guys, what would be a good test to see if a php/mysql based site would hold up under heavy traffic?
<9> Jabberwock: Warning: preg_replace(): No ending delimiter '^' found in
<5> oh, my example was wrong..
<7> mae^: foreach would work there too
<9> preg_replace("^([a-zA-Z]+?\W).*?","<b>$1</b>", $row['News']);
<4> MikeH, There are stress test frameworks out there on the interweb somewhere.
<3> redducl: use strpos instead ?
<5> if (reset($some_array)){ do { $x = &$some_array[key($some_array)]; echo $x; while (next($some_array))};
<10> davidbest: Delimit your regexes
<13> Touqen: care to point me in the right direction?
<7> Mike___: hit with "ab" from the command line
<4> MikeH, google?
<9> i dont know crap about regext
<11> alphablue, strpos can give
<0> Maybe enclose the pattern with ## or //
<2> davidbest: Simple solution: Learn it
<5> ||cw: the foreach gets me a copy of the element, i need the actual element. i also tried foreach(array_keys($some_array) as $array_ind)... but that had the same prob
<11> me from http://www.google.com only google?
<3> redduck: yea just realized
<0> preg_replace("#^([a-zA-Z]+?\W).*?#","<b>$1</b>", $str);
<0> try that
<14> Hi, I am dabbling with PHP, and 1 thing that always catches me out, is quotes, in particular echoing html.
<10> davidbest: php.net/pcre.pattern.syntax <-- will give you some example of delimiters
<14> if my HTML (or Javascript) has quotes in them, what should I be doing with them?
<9> thanks guys
<4> escape them
<7> mae^: foreach($foo as $key=>$val { $foo[$key]...
<11> alphablue, by `i just realized' you mean that i can or can not use strpos()?
<9> that worked Jabberwock
<5> i keep getting a bunch of httpd processes that dont return and i need to restart httpd
<4> BlackShuck, or use a different type of quote for the surrounding quotes
<14> like a C escape? \
<4> ie : 'blah blah "blah" blah' <-- legal
<5> ||cw: i'll try that
<10> BlackShuck: If you have lots of HTML, you should consider going in and out of PHP blocks
<4> "blah blah 'blah' blah" <-- also legal
<3> redduck: the strpos thing is a bit messier actually thats all
<10> "blah blah \"blah\" blah" <-- legal
<10> Likewise: 'blah blah \'blah\' blah' is legal
<7> 'blah blah \"blah\" blah' == BOOM
<0> davidbest: cool
<14> OK, thanks
<15> hi
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