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<0> lol
<1> ?
<2> ds-snore, lol I dont know php that well
<2> and this is the only piece of php I will code for a long time
<0> and stop calling me ds-snore
<0> :P
<2> so I have no need to actually learn it
<0> lol :)
<2> sorry man
<0> what you should do
<2> stupid tab completion
<0> is open the folder
<3> dschreck get a better nick then
<0> find all the 'actual' files, and just loop through them
<0> increasing a random variable
<2> dschreck, errrrrr
<4> Aethera i believe c# has modulus doesnt it?
<2> Xspl0it, it does yet
<2> but I dont use it
<2> and you are on ignore now
<4> yup
<1> anyone ?
<1> i want to create a wap server based on apache and php, how can i p*** this line? <?xml version="1.0"?>.... i cannot p*** because of php tags
<2> dschreck, can you show me?
<0> ugh
<0> 1 sec
<3> Aethera THAT's why you're about to be gone.
<0> :P
<1> i get following error <br /><b>Parse error</b>: parse error, unexpected T_STRING in <b>d:\docroot\pcdwap\index.php</b> on line <b>1</b><br />
<3> Xspl0it you, stop trolling.
<2> Jymmm,?
<1> e cineva din romania?
<3> Aethera there was no reason to actually say that.
<2> Jymmm, to say waht?
<2> [16:14] <2> and you are on ignore now
<2> thats all I said
<3> Aethera just STFU and do it. dont say crap like that
<2> ok then
<2> damn
<0> http://pastebin.com/533730
<0> it's just a copy and paste from one of my modules
<0> you should get the idea
<1> i want to create a wap server based on apache and php, how can i p*** this line? <?xml version="1.0"?>.... i cannot p*** because of php tags
<1> i get following error <br /><b>Parse error</b>: parse error, unexpected T_STRING in <b>d:\docroot\pcdwap\index.php</b> on line <b>1</b><br />
<5> satsonic, i didn't understand a word of what you said lol
<5> satsonic, or only words took apart of context :p
<6> eh
<6> how can i find out the file i'm currently loading in the webbrowser?
<3> !+gv
<7> Global Variables - this will show you everything that php sees: <pre><?php print_r($GLOBALS); ?><hr size=5 noshade><?php var_dump($GLOBALS); ?></pre>
<8> morning =]
<6> Jymmm: whats that?
<3> !+tias
<7> [TIAS] Try It And See. If you want to know if something works, try it first.
<9> evenin' fellas
<9> I have the world's most informative error message here... wondering if I could get some ***istance with itnerpretation
<9> PHP Fatal error: Unknown(): Unable to open [filename] in Unknown on line 0
<10> hartym, actually i want to put turing no before someone submits the button and get turing no checked if typed or not
<10> hartym, so simply i want to submit a page with turing no
<11> satsonic: http://www.captcha.net/
<10> DJ_Necrogami, let me see
<11> Can I make a motion to ball all nick autocompeters, so people will use copy/paste instead?
<9> ahh, server error, never fear
<11> s/ball/ban/
<10> DJ_Necrogami, thanks for the url but i have integrated the turing no only thing is i am not able to verify it
<12> how can i put the apache, php and the mysql runing with other user??
<12> instead the root user
<11> Extreminador: The apache configuration file lets you set the user it runs as.
<12> dj_segfault ok thamks i got it
<12> *thanks
<0> ya know, i was kinda excited, coming onto a larger network to check out the php channel... but man, im sorry for you guys here
<0> almost everyone is retarded
<0> and no one can correctly use the nick completor
<13> dschreck: its not difficult then for you to work out what you should now do.
<0> pray that all of you never reproduce?
<10> DJ_Necrogami, this is the code http://pastebin.com/533756
<0> oh right, you were implying that I should leave now.
<1> can i change the default_mimetype of the php ini?
<0> which I will now do.
<14> satsonic, try using the right username please
<14> ok?
<14> dj_s<tab>
<10> oopps... :)
<14> ....
<10> dj_segfault, this is the code http://pastebin.com/533756 in which turing no is already integrated only i want to validate it
<15> is it possible to run two scripts with the exact same sessions at the exact same time ? ( a stupid situation just occurred, and im not use whats the cause)
<15> s/use/sure/
<10> how do i validate turing no in this its isnt getting validated http://pastebin.com/533756
<11> Meltir: That depends on your definition of "exact same time", and how many processors are in your server.
<15> dj_segfault: i mean to the second - in parralel (a script that call another script at the same time via http_request), 4 processors. it just hangs the script. seems to kill the session too
<11> Meltir: Then it's certainly possible. What happens depend on your app and how thread-safe it's written.
<11> Meltir: You can use a semaphore of some kind to prevent it, or queue requests
<15> sadly - its not possible. would require a redesign of the entire codebase. (a ****ed up project i inherited :/)
<15> thx
<11> Meltir: What's breaking due to multiple calls? Maybe there's an easy way.
<15> dj_segfault: in generall - everything. it even seems to affecting my browser - the entire site becoms unavaliable. untill i restart the browser anyway
<11> But what's happening on the server side that's causing that condition?
<16> This is a pretty basic question but how can i add together all the the values of an array (***uming every value there is an integer) to give me one final variable?
<15> dj_segfault: nothing spectatular. nothing in the logs except the timeouts. no huge processes spawned. its a silent killer.
<13> Squalleh: how do you add the values to the array... might be quicker to add them when your adding them to the array?
<11> Squalleh: array_sum()
<10> any clue?
<16> oh yeah
<16> php manual didnt think giving array_sum() on a search for sum of array values would be a good idea :P
<11> satsonic: About your turing thing? I don't have time to fully study the code. Can you describe what you're trying to do?
<13> Squalleh: just type array and it will give you all the array functions :)
<16> yeah, i got them all now :P thanks
<11> Squalleh: There's a page just for all array functions, and I just went there (as I often do).
<16> yes yes i got it
<16> thank you, lovely lovely bunch of irc nerds
<16> <3
<11> Wait, I gotta redo the tape on my gl***es. What was that?
<13> lol
<10> dj_segfault, yeah sure... i have put turing code in the support.php that page gets information from user input and sends a mail to some email address so in that i have put the turing no in it and now that is coming properly only things in that it should check for no entered and then only allow to move next page which shows thank you for information etc...
<10> dj_segfault, can i pm you for the real url?
<11> satsonic: I guess, but why would you want to limit yourself to help from one brain instead of dozens?
<11> Unless you got some good pr0n there.
<17> hi, can anyone help me with this singleton (php4) : http://pastebin.com/533766
<17> the object is created every time when I call that function....
<10> dj_segfault, got your point
<16> i heard pr0n?
<18> Maybe not a strictly php question, but do any of you know if a good timezone chooser component that I can drop into my site?
<11> satsonic: Is the email regular text?
<10> http://mail.sedona-arizona.com/src/support.php this is the url i want to have turing no checked
<11> satsonic: If the email is regular text, then it's not much of a turning test.
<11> satsonic: OK, I see that page, but where does the email factor in?
<10> dj_segfault, its the regualr text and before sending mail turing no should get checked
<13> Setien_: based on what?
<17> anyone?
<18> setien, flash, javascript, ajax, whatever
<10> dj_segfault, "Send Mail" button directly sends the mail
<18> dlb, I mean
<10> dj_segfault, without checking that turing no
<10> dj_segfault, and this is the code for it http://pastebin.com/533756
<13> Setien_: what are you trying to work out -> the users time from the server time?
<16> ok next question - how to subtract a specific amount from every value in an array and remove values less than 0
<18> dlb, no it's just a preference that the user can set... it's more of an interface thing than it's a programming problem :)
<11> satsonic: Ah, got it now. How does e_showcode.php choose an image?
<18> dlb, so it's a bit OT, but people in here are usually more wellrounded in their knowledge of developing web apps than people in more general web channels, I'd guess
<13> Setien_: a simple html form should be able to get that information from the user. Ive just woke up heh not quite alive yet :)
<17> does anyone knows why my singleton is not working? http://pastebin.com/533766
<10> dj_segfault, http://pastebin.com/533776 this is the e_showcode.php
<13> Setien_: how do the values get into the array? depending theres two ways i know how todo it?
<18> dlb, I know that it can be done with a form, as can date input, but there are ***y date pickers that one can use for their web apps, and I was hoping there was something similar for time zones :)
<13> ahh okay now i see :)
<13> http://www.sparrowscripts.com/tp-intro.php - probably find better if you search about google. There are tons.
<11> satsonic: I'm not that familiar with the image creation stuff. What line picks that random number and what line puts that number in the image
<19> how would I do a preg_replace on something thats got a # on either end of it, replacing it with say 'foo' ?
<18> dlb, I never ask stupid questions in irc that I haven't tried to answer with google first :)
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