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<0> the google one was pretty good
<0> :P
<0> had a good chuckle at that
<0> and slashdot
<0> they are by far the best 3 i've seen yet :p
<1> what was googles?
<2> google romance?
<3> http://www.google.com/romance/
<1> ah
<4> haha, google romance
<0> anyway time to kill my liver with 10 hours of non-stop drinking
<0> i'll see u guys later!
<0> :)
<2> interestingly enough
<2> no where on google.com/romance say that it is an april fools day joke
<1> GregVernon: click Take The Tour



<2> haha, that is true
<2> its funny all the images they have
<2> and the comments
<1> hehe, remember Googles' softdrink?
<2> yeah
<2> it would be cool if they actually did that
<5> !+guidelines
<6> 1) Just ask. 2) Don't repeat. 3) /msg php-bot smart-q 4) msg the bot 5) Be polite and patient. 6) Do not paste here; /msg php-bot pastebin 7) No spam/bots/scripts/trolls/job postings or onjoin/away . 8) If it's not a PHP question, don't ask. 9) Don't PM without permission. 10) We don't support packages here. 11) ##php is a manual supplement. RTFM first! 12) Spelling matters. Use real English.
<3> Google Gulp
<7> http://www.google.com/googlegulp/index.html
<3> I have all of their stuff bookmarked
<1> the FAQ is good
<4> yeah, I remember Google GUlp
<3> One of the Romance links goes to a 404 that has links to the past jokes
<2> lol
<2> do a search on romance search
<3> http://www.google.com/romance/start.html
<2> lol "Romance Not Found"
<3> The profile 404's are missing the link to Gulp
<1> no its not
<8> Doesn't the guy in the Romance photos look like one of the founders?
<2> probably
<1> Viflux: he is one of the founders
<1> Viflux: http://www.google.com/press/images/sergey.jpg
<9> awww, isn't that cute, a new doggie for an easter egg in 5.1.2
<1> EvilWalrus: link?
<9> http://dc24.us/info.php
<1> EvilWalrus: lol
<10> hi, i got invoice-mask and when the user is in the last html input field and presses enter, there should be another html table row inserted, where someone could insert the next part? i tried with onkeypress or onkeydown but that doesnt work
<11> Help! Why doesn't my variables stay in memory between test1.php -> test2.php ->test3.php? $register_globals=true; what else it needs? Eny example links anybody?
<12> I have 'allow_call_time_p***_reference = On in php.ini yet its being read as off !
<12> where else (if at all) do I have to set it to on !
<13> you need to p*** variables Jacco_ , like via the URL (GET), a session, etc.
<1> Pir8: you have to restart apache, did you?
<12> Did
<13> Pir8: another conf file, some sort of apache conf file, etc.
<12> ok
<13> the possabilities are endless
<1> .htaccess
<12> hmmm
<12> nothing in the apache config
<12> no .htaccess either
<14> hello
<15> safer: cookie or session?
<13> not a good question
<13> Pir8: be sure correct php.ini is edited
<14> I'm having a problem with a CMS timing out my sessions, I'm told it's related to the PHP garbage collection
<13> jals: let's go with session, which often times uses a cookie, but at least the actual data isn't in it, just an id
<15> good point
<14> is it possible to have my own php.ini for a virtual site on a shared server?
<16> Can I take php, and take a gif and put text over it that moves?
<13> heh
<16> And the text would be dynamic ... can PHP do that?
<16> I don't think so, just wondering
<13> moves?
<16> philip: Yeah, scrolls, for example.
<16> Well, that's what I mean, my bad.
<16> heh
<13> php can write to images, yes, not sure what else you are asking
<13> php.net/image



<16> philip: Can it write to an image, and have the text scroll on the image.
<16> If it can't be done that's fine. I don't think it can be.
<7> i have <a href="https://sourceforge.net/project/showfiles.php?group_id=102434" gigi="da">Download page</a> string and i want to match only attribute="value" but [a-zA-z]*=["'?](.*)["'?] matches the whole href="...gigi="da"
<7> how can i make it stop at the first "
<17> you want .*?
<7> so the expression matches only href="https://sourceforge.net/project/showfiles.php?group_id=102434" and then gigi="da" separate
<17> put a question mark after the *
<17> I wasn't asking a question :P
<12> there doesnt seem to be any other place where the allow_call_time_p***_reference is being set other than php.ini which is set to On but in phpinfo() shows up as off !
<12> im using apache2 with php 5.1.2
<7> GarethAdams that kinda worked, it matched both sequences, but the first sequence stops at href="https://sourceforge.net/project/showfiles.php?
<7> GarethAdams wait a sec i got it
<13> Pir8: what does phpinfo() say about the location, exactly
<7> thanks a lot
<17> Zamolxe: you need ["']? instead of ["'?] ?
<12> philip do you mean docroot location ?
<12> or php.ini location ?
<13> php.ini
<12> it is in c:\windows\php.ini
<12> which is where I enabled the flag for allow_call_time_p***_reference
<7> GarethAdams yeap!
<13> well, someone it is said to be off, perhaps you have it twice in there
<7> GarethAdams i did that because i wanted to told the regex engine ' or " or nothing
<7> i guess i have to rtfm some
<13> other than that, all i can say is, search your entire harddrive for files with this term :)
<12> I should check that
<12> hehehe
<13> so you added it, and did not edit it?
<12> I edited the one that was there
<12> set it to On from off
<18> !+enter
<6> Don't use the enter key as puncuation. Think in complete thoughts, then type.
<14> how do I create a local php.ini file only used by my virtual host?
<18> Bog_: phpinfo()
<14> storm: what do u mean?
<18> !+u
<6> Surely you mean 'you', not 'u'? The letter 'u' is not a personal pronoun. Talking like this in ##php may get you silenced. For details, /msg php-bot aolbonics
<14> storm: what do you mean?
<18> Bog_: Do you know PHP? Do you know, what is phpinfo()?
<14> I know what phpinfo is
<12> ok works now
<12> I added it at the bottom of the php.ini file
<12> around where the allow_url open is
<18> Bog_: Yes, and?
<18> Pir8: Please dpnon't abuse the enter key
<18> *don't
<12> my bad.
<14> storm: do you need to know something from it?
<13> Stormchaser: he wants multiple php.ini one for each virtual host
<18> o.O
<13> heh
<14> philip: my site is hosted, and I need to set some php options
<13> seems like a difficult task :)
<13> you can use .htaccess if they allow
<13> or sometimes even ini_set()
<14> I'm having session problems with my CMS, and I need to set 'session.gc_maxlifetime'
<18> Bog_: AFAIK, that's only possible with PHP-CGI, or special settings for each vhost.
<14> storm: ok
<14> what does this mean: "You should create a local php.ini file in the folder you would like to apply the seetings. Inside that file, input a line similar like the following:
<14> ?
<14> is this how I can set my php.ini?
<19> I ***ume that means the php.ini settings you set will only be active in that directory.
<14> vix: is that how php works, I can create my own php.ini file in my public_html directory?
<20> if its running as a cgi
<14> veep: ahh, does phpinfo tell me?
<14> WebServer to PHP interface: apache ?
<20> yeah
<18> AOL server, Netscape Enterprise server,... You name it. For most other standard servers, there is CGI component you can (ab)use.
<20> server api should say cgo
<20> cgi
<14> ok
<14> so wont work
<20> what wont work
<20> I didnt see your initial question


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