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<0> a
<1> =DD
<0> few
<0> more
<0> things.
<1> you're getting banned by an op next time =P
<1> /*************************************************************
<0> yes, because of multiple lines, when i'm actually helping people
<1> dropped my keybord
<0> you need to wake the **** up.
<0> and realize that everyone's taste is a little different
<0> you elitist goddamned ***hole.
<1> huh?
<1> you don't really make sense man
<0> 09:45 Ignoring ALL from drakas*!*@*
<0> i have to say, after that statement was issued several minutes ago



<1> lol
<0> the channel quality and goals has increase substantially
<2> ^_^
<2> it works!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
<2> http://lanceslife.com/content/graffiti/engine.php
<0> awesome
<2> you know you guys want to test it.
<2> been working on it since dinner yesterday
<0> haha
<0> that's pretty cool.
<2> now that i got all the fotns down toa list in a text file
<2> illa dd abotu 200 ttf fotns
<2> so no one ever ses the sam e font twice
<2> and if they do tehy wont notice
<2> man i can not type today
<3> Perl was not found at '/usr/bin/perl' when I try to execute perl from php, what setting can prevent this?
<2> http://lanceslife.com/source.php?file=/content/graffiti/engine.php
<2> if anyone has any ideas of source improvements
<2> i am new to php
<2> this is my first full script
<1> wtf is going on there...
<1> had to disable javascript
<1> why calling me a faggot, eh/?!?
<1> Ries: you can't
<2> that was SO not me.
<1> Ries: there is no /usr/bin/perl
<1> Ries: try to do in your server "which perl" and it should show the path..
<2> lol my goal for tommrow is to add an emial and name and message function that will pop up on mouseovr
<2> and ill have an emial validator
<3> sellout_: 1) USe single quotes instead of double quotes on whatever that doesn't need to be parsed 2) Create functions 3) Comment your code
<2> he he
<1> sellout_: nice script
<3> Drakas: let me see....
<4> hey
<2> i just finshed, i have a lot of cleaning to do. i was just wondering if you see any better ideas to accompolish what i am.
<3> Drakas: it returns me /usr/bin/perl
<1> sellout_: and yes, you should do what Ries said, OOP (Object Oriented Programming). It's far more powerful than functions on their own if anything.
<2> :-)
<4> i'm having a bad thinking day today, so i need somebody to help me with my (very simple) problem
<1> strange Ries
<1> Ries: what does your perl script have in the fist line?
<3> good question.... Just a sec, looking it up
<2> hmm. Well ill have plenty of fune fine tuning this, thanks Drakas , Ries
<1> if you do #!/usr/bin/perl in the first line of your perl script, and then execute "/bin/sh" with parameter "/your/path/to/perl/script.pl"
<4> say i have a script running off my webserver with the HTTP path as /blah/install/install.php
<3> Drakas: it's some code I am using in a CMS....
<1> sellout_: nice graffiti thing :)
<4> how would i cut out the /install/install.php part?
<1> Ries: add a execution line, and then you should be able to use the perl script as a binary through /bin/sh
<1> AlexExtreme: ?
<2> thanks to yalls hammering it i can see ill need soem more restrictions
<2> ill need to prevent blank posts whatch make whitespace
<2> and limit the number of chars for the submit box
<4> if i have a path /blah/install/install.php, i want something that just returns the /blah part
<4> and it needs to work where blah is anything
<3> Drakas: I am going to check code now....
<4> like /foo/install/install.php, /bar/install/install.php, etc
<4> i just want to return everything before /install/install.php in the path
<5> is it possible to replace letters, with preg_replace, by nothing
<6> superpimp: yes, just use an empty string for the replacement
<5> something like: $file_correct=preg_replace(" ","",$file);



<4> yeah, i've just realised that :P
<4> let me try it
<2> hey will doinga random array ona text file with about 200 font names in it kill my cpu?
<5> GarethAdams: then I get this error: Warning: preg_replace() [function.preg-replace]: Empty regular expression in C:\wamp\www\bruteforcer\index.php on line 7
<2> i dont know houw resource intensive it is.
<2> especially if i get hundreds of people hammering the script randomly
<6> superpimp: the first argument has to be a regular expression
<5> so i can't replace spaces with nothing?
<1> sellout_: is your website on your computer?
<6> you can
<5> by a variable in preg_replace?
<6> preg_replace('/ /', '', $file);
<2> no it is on a 64 bit dedicated gentoo box i compiled in minnisota on mutiple fibers
<2> lol
<2> however i dont want to spike it every time somone hits that script
<1> anyway, it's getting bashed right now
<1> you got some holes
<5> ok
<5> thanks :)
<1> and i am having revenge :evil:
<2> i mean if it snot resoruce intesive, ill symlink my entore collection of 10,000 fonts
<2> lol
<2> let it randomly grab from THAT
<1> oh the guy is ignoring me :]
<1> yeah Baby
<1> going smooth now
<1> :]
<1> now, if i multiply the shells..
<2> Darkas someone must really like you on my script...
<2> Drakas, *
<7> is there somebody who know how to use conditions (if / else) in template using template.inc from PHPLib ?
<1> huh?
<1> !tell jessy_ about +g
<1> !tell jessy_ about g10
<7> well ...
<1> Connecting to lanceslife.com|12.47.45.189|:80... connected.
<1> HTTP request sent, awaiting response... No data received
<1> your site is down now :/
<1> back now :
<1> :]
<8> how can I tell if a var is a valid file handle?
<5> got another question
<6> absentia: is_writable and is_readable will let you know if you can do what you want with a file
<1> absentia: http://uk2.php.net/manual/en/function.feof.php#60632
<5> is it possible to check what error it returns using fsockopen or fopen ?
<5> like 401,404, etc
<8> eof?
<1> superpimp: yes, jsut parse it
<5> how?
<1> absentia: no, look in the comment =P
<9> hi all
<1> superpimp: the same way you receive your data. li,e, explode() etc..
<9> anyone read 'PHP 5 Objects, Patterns, and Practice'?
<1> i don't read books, i use manuals :)
<5> ok
<8> perfect
<8> thank you
<8> get_resource_type is the thing I was looking for
<1> great :)
<1> i needed it too
<2> anyone knwo how to unzip all files in a directory?
<1> sellout_: shel_exec("unzip dir/p"); or something like that
<1> sellout_: shel_exec("unzip dir/*.zip"); or something like that
<2> <is actually at a real nix shell
<2> and it doe snot like *
<2> :-/
<1> you need "unzip" then =P
<1> and it should work
<1> sellout_: have you checked out http://pear.php.net/ ?
<10> where can i paste some code... i need some advices regarding php/mysql performance (big database query and reporting)
<1> BigSinep: http://pastebin.ca/ http://rafb.net/paste/
<10> http://rafb.net/paste/results/T8T42L67.html
<1> why aren't there any comments? ;/
<10> well


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