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<0> about everything
<1> . . .
<0> but maybe taking it a little too far... but still, funny at times :)
<2> like this, $query = mysql_query(sprintf('SELECT DATE_FORMAT(date_start, \'%Y-&m\') FROM invoice'));
<2> no you're an retard
<1> i never used sprintf ;/
<3> fumdidum...
<0> $str = "foo " . func() . "bar";
<4> Tranceric: I hate extremist. They are stoopid, shallow-minded, selfish.
<0> actually, i'm not even sure what you're trying to do rightnow
<5> http://www.google.com/romance/
<3> tws: full ack
<0> nothing wrong with being extreme from time to time
<5> April Fool's Google Style ;)



<5> http://www.google.com/romance/
<4> Tranceric: I also hate people who send `Private Message' without permission.
<2> philip, wops typo.. it should be %Y-%m
<3> philip: but not politically :)
<0> :)
<2> im trying to make the query SELECT DATE_FORMAT(date_start, '%Y-&m') FROM invoice
<3> tws: again full ack.. i got his "hitler"-salute, too :(
<2> but sprintf thinks %Y and %m are variables
<2> and \%Y doesnt seem to work either
<4> fumanchi: Heh?
<6> What does PHP stand for?
<0> rightnow: why are you even using sprintf?
<2> cause its more secure, ofcourse
<0> php.net/history
<4> Solifugus: http://id.php.net/manual/en/introduction.php
<0> rightnow: is this an april fools joke? :)
<3> breakfast
<1> lool http://www.google.com/romance/press.html
<1> ;]
<2> philip, nm
<0> rightnow: not that i think you should use sprintf at all here, but, php.net/sprintf shows % as %%
<2> philip, wee! thanks, it worked
<0> google has the best april fools
<2> i have incoming vars from GET and POST in that query (didnt post that), thats why i use sprintf
<6> I don't like the name, "PHP".. Might they change it to something nicer?
<7> Solifugus: Rumor is they're considering calling it Personal Homepage.
<0> Solifugus: sure, for $600,000 you can change the name to anything you like for four years
<0> rightnow: so what is sprintf doing for you?
<0> something like mysql_real_escape_string() i can buy...
<2> yeah
<2> WHERE ie_id = %d
<0> perhaps you make it int..
<0> ah, yes, :)
<2> .... ', mysql_escape($_GET['ie_id']))
<4> Solifugus: They will change it soon. Send an e-mail to group@php.net and suggest them some name you consider good. Don't forget to mention that it is intended to help them to change the PHP name.
<2> thats what sprintf doing for me
<2> but i didnt include that part in the question
<0> i tend to use intval() or (int) or is_numeric()
<0> sprintf is too much like c :)
<0> every year people email php.net webmaster about strange images showing in phpinfo()
<0> and every year someone says that to ##php :)
<8> i have a problem with $last=$nrrez/5... even if $nrrez is integer $last turns up into a float... why?
<0> and every year people think of april fools with words like 'magic_quotes_gpc' and 'register_globals' :)
<0> php.net/types
<9> anyone playing with zend framework yet?
<10> hey anyone know a php command to send a browser back to referring link?
<4> sellout4him: header()?
<10> for instance i have a forum with a php action that submits and processes said data. but i want it to bounce it back after the data is processed
<10> form*
<11> is there anything like print_r that i can use to store in a variable instead of printing it?
<12> fires, storing data to file?
<12> fires, searialize and unserialize
<12> serialize
<11> no, Ciantic... not storing data to a file
<11> print_r displays information about a variable
<12> fires, you can fetch it by ob
<11> i want to store that information to work with, not just display it to the browser
<13> hi all
<12> fires, $var = print_r($variable, true);
<11> awesome, thanks.



<12> fires, fyi also this works ob_start(); echo "blaa"; print_r($var); $variableToStore = ob_get_clean();
<9> the zend framework docs seem to be screwed as they call for you to use Zend_Controller_Front::run('path to controllers') to initialize the controller component.
<9> However there is no run method in the Controll_Front cl*** at all
<12> fires, and should be obivious, as almost every modern page uses ob_* many times
<9> nor is there one inherited
<9> has anyone played with this ?
<13> hi have added to phpfi a simple script to explain the basic concept about comparison and casting
<13> fires, you can fetch it by ob
<13> <13> hi all
<13> sorry
<13> http://phpfi.com/110378
<11> okay
<13> i have added a little comment to explain the question
<14> hi.. done this all my life, but I'm clueless now.. Apache doesn't read /etc/php/php.ini, where as PHP CLI does, --with-config-file-path=/etc/php is what I got compiled it with.. any guesses/pointers, thanks!
<14> err
<14> just reading topic
<13> i say that php interpreter cast the left operand to integer 0 because i have used a cast to integer on the
<13> right operand, and a casting on a string to integer is evaluated to 0
<13> thus php execute a comparison like this if (0 == 0) { echo 'the value is equal' ....
<13> it's right
<12> april fools on topic, how nasty is that
<14> I just ignored it :P
<13> any advices about my question ?
<13> i'm heretic ?
<13> :)
<14> wait
<14> I'll tell you if you are in a sec
<13> pardon
<14> and the question is?
<14> are you heretic? I can not say you are :)
<13> eheh
<13> no i want know i have understand the logic that use the interpreter
<14> PHP? Logic in that? :)
<13> i have explained that before
<13> i have used a casting on right operand, then php cast to int 0
<14> yes, that ok
<14> but in such cases, === is best used.. no logics :P
<13> yes i know
<15> is there a way to havea file redirect using ehader or any otehr means, after it is finished executing?
<2> Can i change the name of a key in an array?
<13> here there is a bif flame on that...
<13> bif as big*
<14> rightnow: copy to other key, remove old
<2> oki, thanks!
<13> thanks Kemurii
<1> always use === ;]
<14> they should switch == and === :P
<13> yes i know when i need to use ===, but the question isn't that
<14> damn apache
<14> kioto: I rather don't go the path of PHP-Logics, skipping that :/
<1> http://uk2.php.net/manual/en/language.operators.comparison.php#61879 ;]
<1> http://uk.php.net/manual/en/types.comparisons.php would be very useful to those using ==
<2> How can i convert $date = '2006-01-06' to, '200601' ?
<14> rightnow: strftime(), then date(), or just parse it
<2> Kemurii, i think i love you
<4> rightnow: str_replace() and substr().
<14> rightnow: I'm not using PHP anymore, but I know stuff :P
<2> :D
<16> How do I run this SQL Query: SQL Syntax: DROP TABLE phpbb_words; (From php)? :)
<2> tws, thank you too!
<14> substr() first 6, remove -
<14> betim: mysql_query("DROP TABLE phpbb_words"); # and pray your backups works :P
<13> ok
<13> thanks
<16> thanks :D
<17> can somebody help me on "how include a template in a template" ?
<1> also, http://www.deformedweb.co.uk/php_variable_tests.php
<14> jessy_: My hair is not your hair
<1> :]
<17> Kemurii, what it means ?
<14> jessy_: wtf is template for you? :)
<17> Kemurii, i'm using template.inc from PHPLib
<14> yeah
<17> and i want to make an "index.tpl" who will include between <body> and </body> another template


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