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<0> sellout4him, better read fntdir dynamically (imho) :)
<0> *fontdir
<1> yes, write php to write php!
<2> he he
<3> I'm having a heck of time getting mysql 5.0.19 to work with php 5.1.2 on freebsd 5.4, I've got php5-mysql-5.1.2_1 installed and the extension=mysql.so is in extension.ini, mysql isn't showing up in phpinfo() though, any ideas?
<1> free_on was a little impatient
<1> heh
<1> oh Free_on
<1> you could store the time in the db, and either setup a cronjob to check these days and do stuff, or, have every request to the script check it... and do stuff
<4> could somebody help me about using template ?
<5> http://rafb.net/paste/results/uqPKCo20.html - could someone help me with a method to help switch() statement obtain a filename, or '' if the filename is empty?
<5> help me come up with*
<1> robert_: do some tests, get dirty with the functions, and feel how they work
<1> you stated being uncertain when to use dirname() or basename(), so, that's my suggestion on that... also, looking at the manual :) http://php.net/dirname
<6> How can I sort an array, in descending order?
<1> there are abou 300 array sorting functions, at some point you'll find the right one :)



<1> start with php.net/sort
<5> philip: it's not that I'm not sure when to use dirname/basename(), it's that I'm unsure of what's being fed to my switch() statement
<5> bear with me- it's 3am :P
<6> ok.. it's just the online documentation I just looked at, just gave "sort() and shuffle()"
<5> I'm trying to finish this before I p*** out :P
<7> robert_: May be it's 5am there and he can't bear with it. :)
<1> Solifugus: php manual... look at left sidebar... and all the see also's...
<5> tws: huh?
<1> robert_: i would suggest going to bed :)
<5> yeah, but this is work related :P
<5> so I want to finish atleast this before I get some sleep
<6> php.net is non-responsive..
<5> heh
<1> Solifugus: use a mirror such as us2.php.net/sort
<8> hi folks !
<8> =)
<8> i 'm with problem
<1> php.net has been shaky lately, at least at times
<1> mirrors though... plenty of bandwidth and cpu to spare :)
<8> my update on db is null ;(
<8> http://www.phpfi.com/110374
<8> update geral set aluno = '' ,rg = '' ,escola = '' ,serie = '' ,email = '' ,telefone = '' ,idade = '' ,***o = '' ,professor = '' where id = '4'
<8> query on db is null
<8> id = '4' is not null
<1> oh contraventor
<6> it's kinda stupid to have just "sort()" with no way to specify in what direction.
<1> Solifugus: it's also stupid to look at one function and ***ume it's the only sort function :)
<1> contraventor: you need to do error checking
<1> you don't even know if the query executed
<7> contraventor: Any error? Is $id set?
<1> tell me what mysql_query returns on failure, then we'll talk :)
<8> tws $id is set
<7> Solifugus: http://id.php.net/array and stop asking until you've read everything and found nothing.
<0> Solifugus, rsort ?
<8> tws error is Undefined variable: telefone in archive ...
<8> Undefined variable: for all ...
<8> aluno = '' ,rg = '' ,escola = '' ,serie = '' ,email = '' ,telefone = '' ,idade =
<8> '' ,***o = '' ,professor = ''
<1> it is code like contraventor's that magic_quotes_gpc exists
<8> ;/
<1> and is on by default
<1> think about the next time you complain about a \' :)
<0> philip, :((((((((
<1> :)
<0> it would be much better if magic_quotes_gpc would not exist in first place..
<1> i don't know how i feel, i go back and forth
<1> you can't get people to check if a query return false, how do you expect them to do any sort of data validation? :)
<8> ;(
<1> contraventor: what does mysql_query() return when the query fails?
<1> contraventor: what happens when someone types in O'reilly?
<0> but, with magic_quotes_gpc it will not happen... :/
<1> yes, good poiint, but how often do people test with that?
<0> rarely...
<1> yeah i agree with you, really, but am trying... :)
<1> agree that magic_quotes_gpc are evil
<0> but i'm sick making constructs: $foo = isset($_GET["foo"])?ini_get('magic_quotes_gpc')?stripslashes($_GET["foo"]):$_GET["foo"]):null;
<0> :)
<1> heh
<1> that's hot



<1> yeah, i've typed get_magic_quotes_gpc() a few too many times :)
<1> but will, at some level, miss seeing \' on random websites
<0> ;)
<0> ok, i'm off to find some food in this appartment :)
<1> good luck
<9> what's the maximum length of the md5 sum for a string that is <= 32 characters?
<1> 32
<10> an md5sum is always 128 bit, meaning 32 characters in hex form or 16 in raw form
<9> great
<9> thanks
<11> Server for zendnode?
<1> strange that hides
<9> ****ing april fools
<1> oh you
<12> dont play rond...
<12> ;]
<9> its gonna be a long day
<12> first april :]
<12> my bday in 9 days :]
<1> yeah like we'll believe that!
<11> /topic can take channel name as an argument. /topic ##php ##php blah blah blah
<1> so true
<11> Oh, holy crap. It's past midnight. I don't pay attention to time.
<1> lucky you have ##php to help you
<11> Indeed.
<10> actually, it's 10:35
<10> *runs*
<1> you are in the wrong place it seems :)
<13> oh my god people
<13> has anyone seen the news?
<13> We're at war with Dubai!
<13> ... Happy april fools day :)
<13> Why has freenode removed this chan?
<14> ph8: you, my friend, are an idiot.
<12> ph8: huh?
<12> whats Dubai?
<12> et: depends on where you live, doesn't it?
<15> If they have how come we cna tlak in it?
<1> today we're allowed 250 characters a minute, who knows what the limit will be tomorrow
<12> 250? :]]
<12> philip: seems like your limit has ran out
<1> it's been over a minute
<12> talk to me
<12> ];
<1> i'd rather not see #php disappear completely
<14> Oh Lord... here comes the flood of unoriginal, lame "April Fool's" jokes.
<1> you sure sound negative today
<14> :|
<16> Anyone know how to use % in a sprintf mysql_query, but not wanting sprintf to think it should be vars there?
<14> rightnow: READ THE ****ING TOPIC.
<14> Connect to #zendnode if you need help.
<1> heh
<16> i thought it was a joke
<14> NO.
<12> rtfm
<1> zendnote instead of freenode, not #zendnode :)
<1> er..
<16> irc.zendnode?
<16> .com?
<12> ?! wtf
<1> .net
<14> rightnow: irc.dalnet.net #teenchat
<12> stop playing around
<16> Tranceric, whats up with the attitude?
<14> rightnow: I'm tired of people who don't read the topic.
<14> Just read the topic and connect to zendnode.
<16> Well if you're stupid enough to put that **** in the topic on april 1st, and not even explaining why.. then DONT BE SO DAMN SUPRISED, idiot
<12> rightnow: i didnt understand your question, maybe you ant $sql="select something frmo somewhere where x = '{$zz}'"; ?
<1> wow
<14> rightnow: DON'T MAKE ME BAN YOU.
<12> Tranceric: you aren't an op =P
<1> rightnow: he's kidding :)
<14> Drakas: oh really?
<1> about everything


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