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<0> there, i got only one box
<1> LAMP -> Linux, Apache, Middleware, Postgres
<2> Doom.
<3> itrebal, dont know about pgsql.. :)
<4> (Linux/Apache/MySQL/PHP...)
<0> i got this ubuntu cd... but i don't really feel like losing my precious windows that makes me swear :P
<5> StaZ[home]: by the way you can use both of them at the same machine using a virtual machine program, like Xen (is that the name?) or VMware.
<0> henriquev hm my compute won't probably support it :P
<5> StaZ[home]: well, I don't like too much the environment of Ubuntu (that is Gnome). I'd tell to any Gnome/Windows/whatever user who doesn't known KDE to try it. In others words: try Kubuntu
<5> StaZ[home]: what's your system?
<6> henriquev: i used to use KDE, i moved on to Blackbox
<2> Fluxbox bestest.
<2> I run Ubuntu with Fluxbox :D
<5> itrebal: I'd not move to any... But if I had to, I'd use XFce, I like it's interface very much
<6> to all their own



<0> henriquev P4 1.8ghz 512 ram
<0> and this ubutuntu... i got that from a friend that ordered one cd from the website and got 10... to share :P
<5> StaZ[home]: I used to use VMware to run this devil OS you use some times... My system was a Athlon 1700+, 728MB (note: at the begginning I used 256MB, but the next week I bought more 512MB).
<5> StaZ[home]: may be you get some lag... but the response time is still good depeding the use
<5> StaZ[home]: he wasn't supposed to get just one... The Ubuntu team shipped 10 because the shipping fee is too expensive compared to the price of a CD media. Next time you see anyone trying to get 1 or 2 Ubuntu CDs say him/her to ask for 10, 15 or even 20 and share it... :P
<3> How can I make a site has it's own php.ini?
<0> henriquev the main reason i keep windows is gaming... i know you can use win32 simulation to make them run on linux... winnex or something but i don't really trust that... my WoW aldready have a hard time running with my 512 ram :P
<3> I run php as cgi
<6> StaZ[home]: i use WINE to run my windows games, but i like the old DOS games
<6> so..
<0> wine makes DOS games run?
<5> StaZ[home]: I see... A friend of my father is going to buy for me in another state (because the price of eletronics here in where I live has about 60% of taxes) a video card for me...
<0> they don'T even run on my WinXP :P
<6> lol
<6> DosBOX too
<0> that's a software?
<6> yea
<6> http://dosbox.sourceforge.net/news.php?show_news=1
<0> hm... never heard of it... i'll check it out
<5> StaZ[home]: My dream is to play cs, but I think I'm not going to install it and will play instead of it Pingus and anothers games like Quake that works very well in Linux... :p
<0> maybe i could run my King Quest 5 and 6 :P
<0> ^_^
<6> lol, i wanna get some of the newer games working on my computer.... i might get a cheap dell or something for windoze
<0> henriquev well... the 2 games i play frequently actually is Civilisation 4 and WoW... :P
<0> hey anybody tried the new AD&D MMO?
<0> i heard it's been released
<5> I even don't known what is it :P
<5> AD&D MMO
<0> Advanced Dungeons And Dragons M***ive Multiplayer Online (rpg)
<6> haha
<0> t3h g33k mm0
<0> :P
<5> itrebal: there is a interesting thing here about Dell... For about the past 6 years it used to be very expensive here... but nowadays it is becoming cheaper and cheaper...
<6> henriquev: where is 'here'?
<5> itrebal: Brazil
<6> ah
<6> lol, i probably wouldnt waste my time with them
<5> :P
<2> Oh well, goodbye people.
<6> night
<5> 3 years ago you could buy a top line computer or a simple computer by Dell
<7> sorry to ask this question here...nobody answering in #html or #javascript... i am wanting to p*** an array from a link into a function, something like this: <a href="" onmouseover="myfunc('[[7, 2, \'Text\'], [7, 3, \'Text\']]')">blah</a> my problem is that the \'Text\' seems to hose the whole thing ... any ideas as to why?
<5> top line = home made, you buy the hardware and mount it...
<6> rift: is that javascript, or php?
<7> itrebal: javascript
<6> rift: and whats this channel? try #web
<8> hi all!
<8> could someone please check my syntax on line 135 here http://lanceslife.com/source.php?file=graffiti/graffiti.php i must be totally gone or something but i am just not seeing it...
<5> rift, onmousehover?
<5> in your text I see onmouseover
<6> sellout4him: remove that script from the web...no.
<6> now.
<5> in a quick consult to a web validator you could see it
<8> itrebal??
<6> sellout4him: its a HUGE security risk
<9> itrebal: Warning: file_get_contents(/home/sellout/public_html/www.msn.com): failed to open stream: No such file or directory in /home/sellout/public_html/PHP_Highlight.php ? Or am i missing something else
<8> Do not worry i set m***ive restrictions on it. It can only be used in an isolated area
<6> sellout4him: if you use ../ you break out of the "isolated area"
<8> no you dont
<8> i have a check that ssends a die; on ..'s
<8> already thought of that



<10> I have some cgi where I"m trying to do an include, the page that I'm including is php, what cgi code is for include?
<8> # if (strstr($include, "..") !== false){
<8> # die;
<9> http://lanceslife.com/source.php?file=../../../../../../../../../../../../etc/p***wd ?
<8> keeps it in bounds :-)
<6> sellout4him: i see it, i didn't examine the code very well, your free to go.. just make sure that you dont have ANY p***word-containing files within bounds
<8> lol it is ok, somone in here nailed me on that yesterday
<8> and is et the strstr
<8> he he
<8> i set*
<8> lol
<8> in any event, back to my orig question...
<8> lol
<9> lol!!
<8> http://lanceslife.com/graffiti/graffiti.php
<8> http://lanceslife.com/source.php?file=graffiti/graffiti.php
<8> advice on line 135?
<8> where am i wrong here...
<8> i know its something stupid, but i need somone to throw it in my face
<9> sellout4him: use '' to enclose the whole string instead of "
<11> sellout4him: think you want string replace?
<12> Parse error: parse error, unexpected T_STRING in /home/sellout/public_html/graffiti/graffiti.php on line 135
<8> seather, you know a way around it?
<9> Two single quotes that is
<11> oh right
<9> " <tr> <td><p align=" is a single string
<11> yes, seeing that now too
<9> seather: And dont put quotes around "$thisfile", it's already a string
<11> sellout4him: "s within a string quoted by "s doesn't work... either change them to 's or add a slash to it
<9> www.php.net/string
<13> sellout4him: what's with the irritating title javascript?
<8> # $content = ereg_replace('<!-- replace me -->',$content,$canvas);
<11> sellout4him: change it to: # $content = ereg_replace(' <tr> <td><p align="center" ><img border="0" src="/img114386924619.png" ></p></td> </tr> <!-- replace me -->',$content,$canvas);
<13> heh
<8> still abd
<11> sellout4him: use str_replace to ereg_replace as well
<8> no thats the real lien there,my replace was breaking the real line in my source show
<12> use preg_replace it's faster and more powerful...
<9> sellout4him: fix the line before it
<8> the line before it is # $content=$content."</tr>\r <!-- replace me -->";
<9> sellout4him: line 133 in your code
<8> i see the line but what is wrong with it...
<14> so how could I, if I had fortune or a program like it, on a website, make a php script to get it's out put?
<11> sane ' and " issue
<9> same as before
<13> pianoboy3333: p***thru?
<8> Rick, bordem.... i wanted a site totally out of the box. like me ^_^
<8> gotcha
<8> sec
<13> I remember your site from before, adding more useless junk? :p
<9> sellout4him: Btw, a \r in '\r' will be just that. If you wanted a carriage return (or is it line feed?) you need "\r"
<8> hmm
<8> Well in theory im building a script to make a graffiti board
<8> take input, convert to random ttf font chars, palce in soem random poisition on the page.
<8> the ultimate random guestbook
<15> ok this is driving me nutz -- i usually work on *nix servers but right now i have to work on an IIS server; my scripts are failing silently ie there are no error messages being displayed and nothing written to the logs -- is there any way on IIS to enable error messages?
<14> Would you just do something like system("cgi-bin/fortune"); if you put fortune in there? would it print it? or do you have to do print system("cgi-bin/fortune");
<16> Hi, @ll
<8> thank for help all! i think i ferreted out
<8> ill post the working one in here later so you can make random bashes on me in fool fonts
<8> he he
<17> good morning guys
<17> i am getting error telling Undefined variable: action in C:\Inetpub\wwwroot\phpscript\crm\copper\install\index.php on line 2
<17> and the line 2 is : if ($action == "process")
<17> can you please help me, i am installing copper crm
<18> Anyone know what the function is to get the number of lines in a file?
<19> Solifugus: I don't known if it exists... But, what about $x=readfile("file"); strlen("$x")?
<17> help with copper crm please
<18> count(file("data/FormData/$file")
<18> I found it like this in some of my old code..
<20> hello
<8> ok all back to the cutting room floor! MY script is now generating images, but it is generating transparent ones that are the same size... any gurus in here? http://lanceslife.com/graffiti/engine.php is the script in action and http://lanceslife.com/source.php?file=/graffiti/engine.php is the source.
<17> anyone can help me i am getting a error notice:undefined variable: action


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