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<0> magewlf, so learn how.
<1> where
<0> magewlf, http://www.php.net
<2> Well, your chances for getting help from many of us evaporated when you blew up.
<1> **puts bot on ignore**
<3> And the rest evaporated after you did that.
<1> and i want elazer to stop having the bot pm me
<4> Elazar: agreed
<3> itrebal: Sorry... just trying to educate him. :P
<4> seems like everyone is a mage or a wolf
<2> I think I saw a feline earlier. I know I've seen a 'yote here before.
<5> imagettftext($this->map,32,0,100,100,$this->text_colour,realpath('./fonts') . '/unicode.ttf','24%'); <--- still not even happy :(
<3> "There is nothing in the universe whose coolness factor can't be improved with the addition of ninjas, monkeys, or pirates." :P
<4> lol
<6> 24%?!?



<3> itrebal: *lol*
<5> and?
<5> is it the relative path from teh script, or the absolute server poath?
<2> Y'arr.
<7> ninja please..
<7> not as funny when not on a t-shirt
<5> Ahroun - even played monkey island?
<3> magewlf: A lot of common questions are asked in here and the bot has triggers to tell people the answers to most of them so we don't have to repeatedly type out explanations. Ignoring the bot will only alleviate you of most of the advice you're going to get in this channel.
<6> lra_: You CANNOT put the fint size in PERCENTAGE!
<8> so if you put an object into the session should it remember the cl***es static variables?
<5> Stormchaser - that's the text string
<6> s/fint/font
<3> magewlf: Especially when you're asking the type of questions you're asking.
<1> hmmm...
<1> O.o;
<1> **goes to find a new web browser**
<2> lra_: Naw, I'm not much of a gamer.
<5> ahh - your plot is similar to the game
<6> <1> and i want elazer to stop having the bot pm me <-- what did he message you?
<2> lra_:Oh, darn.
<1> friggan Maxthon keeps opening new tabs everytime i open a lin
<5> yeah
<3> Stormchaser: english, aolbonics, g10, and smart-q :P
<9> how do a make an integer division
<10> I'm new to php5 OOP -- and I'm having difficulties concatonating multiple vars together
<9> $nr (integer) / 5 => integer ?
<11> is the a problem with having a dash in a define? define('FILENAME_ABOUT-US','about-us.php');
<6> magewlf: It's bad idea to ignore the 'bot here.
<1> i unignored it
<6> ok
<10> public $y = "y test";public $x = "x test".$this->y;
<6> BigE: no, it's float
<10> doesn't seem to work out for me
<6> Er... BigSinep
<12> Tac_Work: You can't use - in a variable on constant name. it's an operator.
<12> s/on/or/
<11> CryWolf: thats what i was afraid of
<1> Stormchaser: whats a good login script to use..
<5> odg
<2> bigsinep: floor( your division here )
<6> magewlf: The one you write
<11> CryWolf: i was checking before I went to go fix this script .....
<5> magewlf - the one i could make for you
<11> CryWolf: thanks
<3> !tell magewlf about g10
<1> i ned to know what files to make what to put in them first o_O
<5> so Stormchaser - any other ideas?
<2> lra_: Why did that come across with maniacal laughter? ;)
<3> magewlf: http://php.net/manual/en ... start reading.
<4> lra_: by writing him a script, he wont learn how
<6> lra_: What's the error?
<5> Ahroun - shhhh :)
<5> itrebal - no, but it'd make me money :)
<13> oh good god
<4> lra_: lol
<3> itrebal: Note he said the one he _could_ write for him. Which generally implies compensation is expected. ;)
<13> our website just won an honorable mention at the Web 2.0 awards
<3> Lateralus: Congrats. URL?
<5> Stormchaser - the image... can not be displayed because it contains errors
<6> rofl



<13> Elazar: ...congrats...?
<6> lra_: Have you LOOKED at the errors?
<3> Lateralus: (3:11:41 PM) Lateralus: our website just won an honorable mention at the Web 2.0 awards
<1> eh.. o.O; i'll stick with the one i have @_@
<5> Stormchaser - uhm, how?
<4> O.o
<6> lra_: REMOVE THE HEADERS!!! </shouting>
<13> Elazar: http://web2.0awards.org/ we're an honorable mention under the Music category.
<5> hahaha
<3> Lateralus: Which site?
<6> lra_: What is so funny?
<5> i don't know
<13> Elazar: mp3tunes.com
<3> Hm... interesting.
<5> mhh
<5> could not find font :(
<6> *tah-dah*
<5> which i already knew
<6> ahd HOW the hell did you expected it to WORK?
<5> i didn't
<5> that's why i was asking about paths to fonts
<6> <5> which i already knew <-- right
<6> lra_: That's distribution-dependant.
<5> [21:02] <5> is it the relative path from teh script, or the absolute server poath?
<10> how can you concatenate 2 vars in a php5 cl***?
<6> $var . $var2
<5> mhh - doesn't seem to be working either way
<6> lra_: Because the path is wrong. It doesn't matter, weither is full path or not, as long as the file is where you say it is.
<10> Stormchaser: can you do that when declaring private $var = "text".$this->var2; ??
<10> that's what I'm having issues with
<6> I don't see a problem with that. What's the error?
<10> unexpected '.', expecting ',' or ';'
<10> looks like I might have to declar the var first then concatenate inside of a method
<6> cosmic_hippo: No, the error is somewhere else, then
<14> "text{$this->var2}" <3
<15> if php says the error is on line 42, what are the odds it's actually on line 42? 30%?
<6> !+parse error
<16> Parse errors show the line where parsing failed, not nessicarily where you made your mistake. Try looking a line or two above the reported error.
<15> 40% of the time it's on the line immediatly proceeding
<15> something like that ;)
<4> 10% its some 30 lines previous
<15> heh
<17> hi, i need synthax for open a link in named target as target="_nasga" in html, i have try with javascrip and header but it doesn't work :s
<15> Nasga: this is #php
<4> Nasga: and it makes sense to ask tha tin ##php, why?
<10> actually, I've just been trying to get it to work in a test cl*** that is 8 lines
<17> because header is php ..
<17> my code is php
<6> NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<15> <?php echo "<html>"; ?> <-- HTML
<17> :o
<17> sorry
<15> ?><html><?php <-- HTML
<15> try #web
<17> thanks
<15> about 40% of the time we answer such questions
<4> <?php cl*** test{ private $var1 = 'test'; private $var2 = 'test'.$this->var1; } ?> does generate the errors
<15> 45% we yell
<15> 5% ignore :)
<4> philip: if by 45%, you mean 0%, then sure
<10> 8 line cl*** example: http://pastebin.com/633297
<4> cosmic_hippo: i just reproduced it ^
<14> i don't recommend to set default values in the cl***, more like in constructor
<4> Ciantic: wtf not?
<14> not sure why
<4> do you have any REASON against it, or is personal preference
<14> habit i guess
<5> damn, imageffttext gives fonts a m***ive kerning!
<4> ugh
<4> back later
<15> what version php cosmic_hippo ?
<10> 501
<6> private $z = $this->x.$this->y; <-- I always hated those. Just don't use them... Just make private $var; and in __construct() {$var = $this->blah . $this->bleh;}


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