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<0> is there any way to make apache log stuff to stdout or stderr in -X mode?
<1> what's wrong with tailing the logs with an aggregator?
<1> eet *_log | colorize
<1> then fiddle with the process in another terminal
<0> well everyone here told me to use -X along with the mod_perl profiling
<0> but it's not writing anything out
<0> guess I need another command line flag
<2> MrBIOS: that is kind of limited, still informative. It hardly tells me how much power an antenna of any caliper needs
<1> "enough to squelch out other sources"
<0> ECarroll, that has as much to do with feedline length than anything else. It's influenced by many, many factors
<2> MrBIOS: Is there something to amplifing a 2ghz antenna, or is 250mW enough for all of them
<0> it depends on what you are intending to do and over what distances and if you are using a directional antenna and and and
<2> does a 15dbi antenna function better at a different power rating?
<0> the gain ratings of an antenna are just the *GAIN* ratings
<0> how much RF energy they *COLLECT*
<2> MrBIOS: I dont think this is gain..



<2> Who knows, labeled Xmit Power
<2> silly dd-wrt
<0> read http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DBM
<1> a ham. I knew it
<0> thrig, very inactive
<0> I'm basically waiting for the FCC to revise CW usage rules for HF bands
<2> MrBIOS: I think that is just what I'm looking for =/
<2> So at 250mW i should be purchasing a 24dbi antenna
<2> dbM
<2> err
<2> silly cases, dBm
<1> dude, everyone uses BDB now
<2> BDB?
<1> BerkeleyDB, as opposed to DBM on Solaris
<3> lovely...
<3> GumbyBRAIN, what do you call a guy who leaves his wallet in a motel 600 miles away?
<4> twenty miles in the wallet.
<3> YOU CALL HIM SHADDA!
<5> are you sure you left it there (or did the hooker lift it?)
<1> (or the dwarf?)
<6> If you try to call him you won't get through. He's already on the phone canceling his credit cards.
<7> or the goat?
<3> Not even sure I left it in the hotel actually. That's the only place I can really think of. Already called them and they said they'd have the maids look for it in the morning
<8> if you stay on #perl long enough you'll witness the goating. so it is written. so it shall be.
<3> Whats worse is I may have left it at any one of the mcdonalds I stopped at on the way back up
<1> see? that's why I don't go into those
<9> goat?
<9> where's a goat?
<3> Last time I even remember seeing the damn thing was when I jammed it into the back pocket of my trousers after my shower this morning
<7> Shadda's motel room last night
<3> grrr
<1> you still have your trousers, right?
<7> maybe it fell out on the plane?
<0> even in single-process (-X) mode, the Apache mod_perl profiler doesn't work
<3> yeah thrig, I'm wearing em
<1> well, that's good
<7> I always put mine in my front pocket when I go on planes or in areas where there's lots of people, etc..
<8> you're wearing the goats?
<1> not like... ****! where'd my pants go?
<3> But the nice thing about these pants is that the back pockets are notoriously shallow...In fact I've sat down in a dressing room at the mall and had it slip out before a few months ago
<7> call the airline
<3> didn't fly
<3> I drove
<3> and I already searched my car
<7> 600 miles in a day?
<3> yeah
<3> left at 6:30am
<3> not hard
<6> yow'd you get gas?
<7> nice. it's probably at Cleatus and Jebediah's Gas Barn
<1> that's 29 miles/hr. slacker.
<7> yeah, I guess I've done the SEA->SFO leg in a day before a few times. I just don't consider it real nowadays.
<7> they really need bullet trains at least up the two coasts there.
<7> Amtrak just does not cut it.
<6> Amtrak is what you get when you sell your train services to the oil companies.
<7> exactly :\
<6> "What are you going to do with a train when we can have the interstate highway system?"



<1> "smash 'em together on Mythbusters!"
<6> have I been duped by the liberal press again?
<1> always, cfedde, always.
<7> heh
<6> everything I know about the universe I learned by reading wikipedia.
<10> Hi, I am getting an error with a perl scipt: Can't locate /home/search/lib/perl/SecureCGI.pm in @INC. The path to the file exists and the user runing the script has access to that file.
<10> How do I add to @INC with out modifying the script itself?
<10> cfedde, but you had to learn to read first. And you can't do that by only reading Wikipedia right? ;)
<11> rony: Wikipedia has a 'bootstrap' article.
<12> cfedde - how did you learn about wikipedia?
<1> banner ads on playboy.com?
<13> people actually go to playboy.com?
<6> maybe not "people"
<6> But probably "horny young men" do.
<13> playboy.com seems like the last place a "horny young man" would go on this internet full of hardcore pornography
<7> oh, there's pornography on this internet?!
<6> Me? I just go there for the articles.
<0> strange. Apache::DProf works fine
<0> the other one does not
<13> infi: so I hear
<7> holy cow, all this time I've been downloading HP-48 calculator warez!
<14> SATAN
<7> buu is obviously a TI-92 fan.
<14> calculators are for cowards
<6> that's what bugs me about my HP-28. No warez
<14> mcclain is winning again
<6> and let's not talk about my 16c
<14> And wow, they crashed two cars and neither of the exploded!
<0> what does "CGI::query_string has 1 unstacked calls in outer" mean?
<1> someone fire the pyrotechnicians!
<14> thrig: Yeah probably
<3> Cancelling an american express card is an excercise in futility. The ironic bit is that I'm talking to some jack*** in bangalore
<1> buy online until the fraud protection kicks in
<3> heh
<14> Shadda: Tell them it was stolen
<7> just put them on the line with GumbyBRAIN
<7> or at least relay his responses to their questions.
<3> buu, I did. His response: "Please unplug the back of your modem sir, thankyou sir. Wait 30 seconds sir, and then plug the modem back in, sir"
<14> Shadda: Excellent
<7> ooh, (cross-connected with Earthlink Support)++
<3> bahahahaaaa
<3> I asked him what his name was
<3> Frederick Johnson
<1> was that the spammer guy?
<3> spammer guy?
<15> !google frederick johnson
<1> it's free word ***ociation night!
<1> William Frederick Johnson? Yeah, spammer.
<16> I thought his first firstname was Willibald
<16> :)
<17> how do I include another perl file?
<18> bluebeard_: perldoc -f require
<19> require. To access this perldoc please type, at a command line, 'perldoc -f require'. You may also find it at http://perldoc.perl.org/functions/require.html
<1> do, require, use. or maybe something under Config::*, depending
<20> ...
<1> ?
<20> I am using bitchx.
<20> It is very very ugly.
<1> irssi.
<20> :)
<20> fsck this
<21> is it true that $#array is always one less then the size of the array
<22> irssi++
<17> hmmm
<1> jonx: yes, unless ECarroll is involved with the code
<6> irssi++
<22> usually, yes jonx
<21> :)
<21> is ECarroll really cool?
<1> no.
<21> lol
<1> and don't touch $[
<23> I need a pci express video card
<1> damn, only now I'm thinking of all the evil Perl examples for the interview questions


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