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<0> maybe the server ran out of packets?
<1> japhy: maybe try -v on ssh?
<2> Conf1ned: it sounds like create() isn't creating an object
<0> wooaa, BinGOs careful of the tumbleweed its heading your way
<3> When I was a child, living in West Texas, we used to collected tumbleweeds off the fence where they'd cather, tie them together, and stake them up in the front yeard, spray paint them white, and call them "snowmen".
<0> lol
<0> is that what texans think snow men are?
<0> fcs, theres one of them in the WHITE HOUSE!
<4> A snowman?
<4> That explains a lot
<1> wtf snow?
<3> Bush is going to be pissed when he realizes "Laura" melted again.
<0> lol
<3> Though, that raises some interesting questions about where Jenna and not-Jenna came from.
<0> so you're from texas ey ew73
<3> Just where I grew up. I escaped.



<0> are people from texas REALLY as dumb as bush? or is he a rank outsider?
<3> Bush isn't really a Texan.
<5> beers, steers and queers.
<0> oh well, my susspicians are right, he's really a dumb ***
<1> synapt1c: i think we have about as even a distribution of idiots as anywhere else
<0> lol
<0> i wouldn't say that pravus
<0> all that open space and stills
<0> oh and don't forget Cuz charline
<0> ;)
<0> she perty ;P
<4> I had the best time ever in Texas
<5> with a perty mouth ?
<0> hows that brend? new blood
<0> BinGOs, and perty feet
<1> ok, you people can't speak texan... it's purty!
<5> freak.
<4> I stayed with this rich guy from my EQ guild!
<4> And dated a stripper for two weeks before she got arrested for trafficking heroine!
<4> Then I left the country
<0> pravus, sorry if my ENGLISH is appauling, but after all i didn't rape someone elses language
<0> ;P
<5> Brend++
<4> synapt1c, English is the result of gang-raping every other language in the Western hemisphere
<6> "My life was pretty bad... ever done cocane off of a stripper?" "Boy or girl?"
<1> the true test: y'all or ya'll ?
<0> Brend, how exactly was she traffiking the heroin? on second thought don't tell me ...
<6> no idea where thats from.
<4> synapt1c, you know, strippers wear clothes sometimes
<3> Oh crap!
<4> Otherwise it would be difficult to strip
<0> Brend, actually i think you'll find that the words may be but the language structure is unique ;P
<3> I need to get booze for the State of the Union speech!
<3> (drinking game)
<0> Brend, thank god for that
<4> synapt1c, no it isn't. Norwegian is almost identical!
<6> ew73, describe
<1> synapt1c: except that it mimics german
<5> Brend: haha, google images search for 'brend +perl' -> http://home.earthlink.net/~paulsdead/chicken_male_parts_blnk.jpg
<7> BinGOs's url is at http://xrl.us/jsy4
<5> only hit.
<4> That's a strange thing to do an image search for : )
<3> uber_spaced: "Vital" = shot, "Progress" = beer, "Sept. 11, 9/11, Septembah thu elevunth, etc." = shot+beer
<1> parts is parts ;P
<4> Haha, look what "brend perl" gets you in regular search
<0> LMFAO Brend is that you?
<4> It's us!
<6> ew73, what about statements without supporting arguments? or would everybody be too drunk?
<8> when using CGI, what is the best line to start your html page with? i am using "Content-type: text/html"
<3> uber_spaced: It's ***umed that's the entirety of the SOTU address.
<1> csb: that is a header, not part of the HTML document
<0> csb, i think thats the ONLY one that will really produce a html page
<6> i figured... i cant watch that guy.
<0> if you omit it, it will break
<1> csb: it is usually required and should be changed to suit the content (e.g. image/jpeg or whatever)
<3> Nancy Pelosi gave a speech last week that started out just *awseomly*:
<0> ?
<3> "Next week, the President will come before Congress and tell us that our nation is strong. If he'd be talking about the American People, he'd be right."
<0> hmm
<0> sorry, and no offense meant but arn't you all fat n stuff? Thats what we see of you on good ol' channel 4 news!



<0> oh yeah and don't forget the fundamentalist museem in austin, dinosoars with people?
<1> and for the love of god, "remember the alamo"
<0> lol
<3> WHY DO YOU HATE AMEREKA
<0> lmfao
<0> ew73, its not the americans as such, its the fact that too many prolifers kill people is all
<5> GumbyBRAIN: o/` Jesus loves Amerika, but I don't love neither o/`
<9> BinGOs: I neither have it but is for the mess inside. About twenty minutes. Nobody who'll be missed. You're a good boob.
<6> ew73, I have a video at home of GW talking; they slowed it down just a bit, and the guy sounds wasted.
<6> i'll have to leave my comp on tomorrow.
<0> brb
<1> i can't wait until '08
<3> uber_spaced: I've seen people strung out on meth be more coherent than Bush during a speech.
<3> pravus: Remember to vote democract in 2006. :P
<1> i'm just really tired of hearing about GWB
<5> well you idiots voted for him :p
<3> MY state didn't. :P
<1> wrong. the states elect our president.
<6> ew73, where you at?
<3> Oregon.
<6> nj, we didnt vote for him either...
<5> forget the wars against drugs, we need a drug against war.
<1> it's called LSD and it is quite effective
<5> LSDification of the water supply!
<6> ew73, i hate adverbs more... steve balmer: "I've never thrown a chair honestly in my entire life"
<3> "My fellow Americans, I come before you today to announce a new initiative. Too long has the tired rhetoric of declaring war on something been our only recourse for public debate. To that end, I am declaring war on declaring war on nouns!"
<6> so, that's saying it's possible to throw a chair dishonestly?
<5> how about dishonestly throwing a chair!
<5> blah!
<6> ;)
<5> a pox on you, sir!
<10> they should scrap the president. the EU manages just fine without one, *and* without a budget too TYVM
<6> he said that at some thing that was recorded or whatever, and the crowd went for it.
<5> i hear that gorillas are offended by being compared to ballmer >:)
<6> BinGOs, given that gorrillas only are capable of understanding a smaller amount of information than would be required to completely describe him, which details would you leave out :)
<6> ?
<3> After the apocolypse, I'm going to adopt a chimp.
<11> are there any perl modules i can use to decode a MAPI embedded email message?
<12> maybe the chimp will adopt you...
<5> gorillas are intelligent gentle creatures. ballmer doesn't manage even two of those qualities >:)
<3> In Soviet Russia, chimps adopt YOU
<4> BinGOs, some might say he doesn't even manage "creature"
<6> BinGOs, how would you tell a gorilla about ballmer though? "rich ***hole" ?
<3> But dude, chimps will, eventually, understand english.
<10> "MAPI" eh? They haven't killed that yet?
<3> You could totally just refer to 'Balmer' as 'arsehole'
<6> BinGOs, that settles it.
<11> nah, im trying to process NDRs from an exchange server, thats insiting on sending tnef's with mapi message inside containint original mail
<11> ive used Convert::TNEF to decode the tnef itself, but thats only half useful atm
<13> cake`: ETOOMANYACRONYMS
<5> Weeeee there's a perl module for Outlook
<5> Mail::Outlook
<13> BinGOs: does it pwn your system when you open a simple html mail too?
<5> haha
<14> That demonstates that perl can be sick and twisted at times, BinGOs.
<5> or perl coders can be ....
<3> "$message = new Mail::Outlook;" is a deprecated way of saying "system('rm -rf /');"
<1> i love decompiling java
<5> GumbyBRAIN: where the **** have you been ?
<3> gumby! :(
<5> GumbyBRAIN: where the **** have you been ?
<9> BinGOs: either install it as an argument and still keep the you know how to **** with a normal sort of almost every sport.
<3> syntax error line 1, at EOF
<15> GumbyBRAIN, how are you old bean? Keeping a close eye on the channel for me, yes?
<9> ParityBit: Yes, it's the close.
<2> it is SO cool not hearing a single thing GumbyBRAIN says
<15> japhy, how can you not love GumbyBRAIN?
<16> GumbyBRAIN, do you love me?
<9> odrm: Don't you love me.
<17> ehehehehhe some dumb*** in an english museum tripped in his shoelaces and knocked down a bunch of vases from the ming dynasty -> expensive ...


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