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<0> don't u remember me??
<1> ah, a clever trick on being an idiot?
<0> he he
<2> whatever happened to terje.perlgolf.org?
<3> That's incrementally more familiar... but I am sleep-deprived now, so maybe I wasn't sleep-deprived then--or something.
<3> I don't even remember simcop2387.
<3> simcop2387: Who are you?
<1> In Soviet Russia, sleep deprives you!
<0> he he
<0> i am mobius_one the proffesional spammer!
<3> Did I hurt you?
<0> bANNED ME
<1> well you certainly aren't a professional speller...
<0> u banned me
<3> .oo( He has the spelling skills of a professional spammer... )
<0> that's why!



<0> a spammer is confusing the enemy!
<3> n00bius_one: Well, you must have deserved it.
<1> n00bius_one, um.. you know Yaakov is a bot right?
<4> Yaakov: sure, with a whole lot of hardware
<0> nope
<0> he is a jack***
<0> *****licker
<0> u know the rest
<1> no, those are just plugins
<3> Oops. n00bius_one is losing his mind, I think.
<0> he he
<4> no
<4> I AM
<0> i have smoked a little gr*** u know!
<3> tag: An UNPLUGGED computer could practically handle that rate!
<0> bye
<0> see ya tommorow!
<3> n00bius_one: Bye! Don't hurry back!
<0> have a wonderfull spamm night
<0> u're an gay
<0> that is correct grammar
<3> You are a idiot.
<0> not correct grammar BEEEEEB
<5> perl -le '$,=" ";my %hash = (1=>1,2=>2,3=>3,4=>4);print values(%hash);' gives 4 1 3 2. Shouldn't it print in order ? 1 2 3 4 ?
<6> ion_bidon: no
<6> ion_bidon: hashes are inherently unordered
<5> hobbs: I see
<7> that n00bius_one is my hero, truely.
<7> I hope some day I can be as big a douche as he. Something to shoot for, I suppose.
<3> helix
<8> hi
<9> oi Yaakov, helix
<3> How's the groomking going?
<3> err
<3> groomqueen, I suppose. But just grooming.
<3> Hello, RichiH.
<7> GumbyBRAIN, the tides of war are upon us
<10> Shadda: Taught them, but they are of the us left is encapsulated in ted kennedy.
<9> Yaakov: yes, the holidays where nice, thanks for asking ;)
<3> RichiH: Oh, you are welcome, it was nothing.
<8> Yaakov: I am still grooming successfully
<3> helix: Yay.
<9> were, even
<3> OK, I have a wedding to attend!
<3> Be well, all.
<11> ok, I have stripped all my .. and my shell escape chars, now HOW THE **** do I tell Perl is layoff the taint **** ?
<11> ironically, the problem didnt occur until I dropped privs to 'nobody'
<4> I experienced a really ****ed up case of sleep paralysis last night
<4> I felt like there was a monster in the room
<12> SteveWrightNZ: if you are going to run in taint mode, maybe you should read up on it?
<12> tag: i've had that before
<13> tag: Why a monster?
<12> perl -e '($m,$y)=(localtime)[4,5];$y+=1899;if($m){$y++;}else{$m=12;};printf "%02d-%04d\n",$m,$y;'
<4> there was a bright light above my bed, my head was ringing, I felt like every muscle in my body was spasming, I couldn't move a muscle
<13> You were being PROBED
<4> no
<4> dude it's not funny
<11> sure it is
<4> it was a hypnogogic hallucination



<4> scared the **** out of me
<14> FreeBSD ****S long live DesktopBSD!
<6> tag: don't be ridiculous. It was just ordinary aliens.
<11> pravus: yeah, but thats not the PS system time
<11> GPS
<15> "it's getting dark, you are likely to be eaten by a grue."
<14> GumbyBRAIN: tag was molested by micheal jackson again!
<10> simcop2387: you think she's cuter with the sap merger will be used by normal people who came by would be nice too so we can chat again?
<6> that's the least coherent I've seen GumbyBRAIN in a while ;)
<14> hobbs: heh
<14> GumbyBRAIN: hobbs was too!
<10> simcop2387: Err w/e it was to do with one of those too.
<16> GumbyBRAIN, gonads
<10> uber_spaced_: so, do you use at testpopen.pl line 211. Use of uninitialized value in scalar ***ignment at /usr/share/perl/5.8/utf8_heavy.pl line 16.
<17> DCC SEND "RAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPE" 0 0 0
<12> why hasn't that been fixed yet?
<1> DCC ACCEPT
<12> thank-you integral
<18> life is boring sometimes
<19> what did he do?
<12> nocturnal: nothing to see here!
<18> nocturnal: Breathing.
<13> nocturnal: DO NOT QUESTION.
<13> nocturnal: Peace through unity.
<20> unity through faith
<12> perl -e '($m,$y)=(localtime)[4,5];$y+=1900;unless(($m=($m-1)%12+1)%12){$y--;};printf "%02d-%04d\n",$m,$y;' # hrm... can it be shortened?
<20> but seriously, do we get kicked for jokes now?
<21> how can i read 4 bytes off of a variable $data ?
<20> substr, vec, unpack, ...
<18> mauke: *shrug* I've been consist in kicking everyone I see using DCC ACCEPT :-)
<18> *consistent
<22> hi
<21> mauke: will unpack shift the data left four bytes?
<20> integral: what's bad about ACCEPT?
<20> jade: no
<18> oh, good bloody point. I look like a moron now.
<18> *sigh* :-)
<21> how can i shift the $data stream left four bytes?
<18> jade: substr?
<20> substr
<21> thanks giving it a try...
<20> note how that was my first suggestion
<18> cl*** Spliceable a where splice :: a -> Int -> Int -> a -> IO a
<21> issue was that the $data isn't a string, which made me think that perhaps there was a better way.
<18> "isn't a string"?
<21> i mean the data stored in $data is properly interpreted as binary bytes
<13> jade: Define 'shift' ?
<18> that's what a string is, jade
<13> jade: Do you want <<=4 ?
<6> jade: so it's a string.
<18> a string is just a sequence of codepoints of some charset, and a very, very simple charset is "binary"...
<23> jade, probably faster to just maintain an $index value rather than whittling away at the string of bytes
<21> buu, yes something like C left shift operator, reduces the size by the same amount shifted
<18> YetAnotherEric: substr is very fast, it just frobs OFFSET on the SV
<18> jade: substr $str, 0, 4, '';
<21> ok
<13> jade: C's leftshift reduces the size?
<20> you can't use C's operators on strings
<18> C's left shift doesn't work on "binary bytes".
<23> hmm. I seem to remember doing a benchmark where substr with a null replacement was slower than an extraction
<23> e.g. substr($str, $off, $len)
<18> YetAnotherEric: well, the OFFSET trick only works at the start of the string...
<18> iirc, that might COW too
<13> integral: Help I have this hideous desire to write C code!
<23> use Inline::C ?
<18> buu: write some code to securely create a temp file, and give you its name. that'll cure it.
<18> File::Temp can do this. libc cannot.
<13> integral: Yeah probably.
<13> Open file in exclusive open mode until you suceed, win?
<21> buu, come to think of it, no it does not, but multiplies the binary number by 2. what i wanted, was if the $data = FFFF0000FFFF what i wanted to do was read the FFFF off the top and have $data = 0000FFFF afterwards. trying substr
<20> integral: mkstemp?
<18> mauke: gah, yes, you're right. I forgot again.


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