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<0> Cyde: perldoc -f uc
<1> The perldoc for uc - is at http://perldoc.perl.org/functions/uc.html
<2> buu: What might be a better way?
<3> ^^^
<0> (you can use \U or \u in strings, see perlop, Cyde)
<4> $str = join "", map {if($_ eq 'a'){'A'}elsif($_ eq 'b'){'B'}elsif($_ eq 'c'){'C'})}} split //, $str
<4> THERE GOES YOUR CONVERTERATIONATORISM
<5> ew73: Well, if you insist.
<6> buu: horray!
<5> ew73: I'm too busy loving myself honestly
<6> buu: you have two hands, bitch
<4> burn
<0> another day, another debian libc upgrade *sigh*
<4> integral: upgrades are for losers
<7> integral: how many weeks before they get up to date with 1996? hehe :)



<0> it's post-96 already! It's glibc2/libc6
<7> ooo 1997! heh
<5> ew73: You should be impressed =
<5> =[
<6> buu: By what?
<5> ew73: My el33t score.
<7> GumbyBRAIN: overlapping block contrast enhancement
<8> simcop2387: So i should investigate variable block contrast enhancement.
<4> buu: what game
<5> sili_: dota
<4> omfg
<6> I wasn't paying attention.
<4> i own that **** but i stopped playing because it's lame as hell
<9> hey folks
<9> another day in perl ;)
<4> buu: hero?
<7> dota?
<9> I'd like to store an array in a hash
<10> hero or zero
<4> simcop2387: a custom wc3 map
<4> a lame one.
<9> how can I push directly to the array ?
<4> push @arr, $elem
<10> erwan_taf: $hash{whatever} = [ ];
<7> erwan_taf: perldoc perlfreftut
<7> erwan_taf: perldoc perlreftut
<1> The perldoc for perlreftut - Perl references short introduction is at http://perldoc.perl.org/perlreftut.html
<7> there we go
<4> perlbot references
<11> http://vipe.technion.ac.il/~shlomif/lecture/Perl/Newbies/lecture2/references/, perlref, perlreftut, perldsc, perllol
<7> buu: finally fixed the unignore, what was the problem?
<4> erwan_taf: push @{$foo{bar}},3333
<6> Swallow my doubt turn it inside out!
<7> ew73: **** you and your origami
<9> thx all
<9> sili: nice ;)
<4> go rtfm biatch
<6> simcop2387: I would swallow my pride, I would choke on the rinds, but the lack thereof would leave me empty inside!
<4> ew73: eve6 is pretty good
<4> open road song is a good one.
<4> simcop2387: you can get raw animal organs in your sake in japan
<4> i saw it on the discovery channel
<7> what kinds of animals? any black rhinos?
<4> not afaik
<6> I only quote lyrics because I remember shouting along with this song as I drove my first car (a 86 Taurus Wagon) to my first out-of-highschool job.
<4> but turtles and friends
<10> hmmm simcop2387's testicles in sake
<7> BinGOs: they only went for $3.50 on ebay :(
<10> that is what black rhinos drink.
<7> i have yet to ship :)
<4> time for bed.
<4> later sluts
<6> Toodles.
<7> GumbyBRAIN: who owns #perl
<8> simcop2387: perl is more useful motion detection, one that looks for a couple of dollars) to the perl sig.
<10> simcop2387: there is a very pissed off black rhino somewhere then.
<7> BinGOs: he should send me his damn testicals too
<10> i think you should take that up with him.
<6> Removing ones testicles is a sad pants sort of thing.



<7> BinGOs: the .50 cal gatling gun hasn't arrived yet from spain
<7> damn customs
<2> In a regex, would this match non-newline chars? [^\n]*
<10> *****. you should hunt him down and remove them with your teeth.
<7> Cyde: yes
<7> BinGOs: thats for his wife
<10> hmmmm. black rhinos at the altar.
<3> GumbyBRAIN, the tides of war are upon us
<8> Shadda: Departing gave command, and are of the us left is nowhere near the left.
<6> GumbyBRAIN: Jews did WTC!
<8> ew73: Did you see what i did.
<6> Yikes!
<7> horrible
<7> BinGOs: its a travesty in texas
<7> GumbyBRAIN: you're jewish?
<8> simcop2387: hannibal lecter was jewish.
<3> hehehe
<7> haha
<6> The Jews killed Jesus! Obviously, they're evil.
<3> atleast somebody was paying attention when I said that
<10> GumbyBRAIN is omnipotent
<8> BinGOs: therefore the omnipotent.
<3> remember, kids, guns don't kill messiahs, jews do.
<7> GumbyBRAIN: jihad!
<8> simcop2387: apostrophic jihad mutha****!
<6> Wouldn't it be "GumbyBRAIN is omniscient"?
<3> GumbyBRAIN, the tides of war are upon us
<8> Shadda: Departing gave command, and are of the us left is encapsulated in ted kennedy.
<3> ted kennedy? where'd that come from
<10> now i don't recall ted kennedy being in Paradise Lost
<6> I'll believe Gumby is omnipotent if I wake up tomorrow with a 13-inch schlong and abs like ravioli.
<7> GumbyBRAIN: the saved are umong us
<8> simcop2387: how are you asking us to be saved?
<7> ew73: A ravioli? or many?
<6> simcop2387: Several!
<3> GumbyBRAIN, the tides of war are upon us
<8> Shadda: Departing gave command, and are of the us left is encapsulated in ted kennedy.
<3> bleh
<7> ew73: if its A ravioli, then you might already have both, you just can't see around the abs
<6> GumbyBRAIN: Ted Kennedy
<8> ew73: O woman, best are all ted kennedy.
<7> ha
<7> GumbyBRAIN: kennedy hooker
<8> simcop2387: Fast by hell gate, and to the theme of the us left is encapsulated in ted kennedy.
<3> <3> Gluttony, the tides of war are upon us
<3> <Gluttony> Shadda: And that's a command, and are of the us left is encapsulated in ted kennedy.
<3> wtf!
<7> HAHA
<3> Where is this ted kennedy **** coming from
<7> ew73 i gather
<6> Not intentionally!
<7> Shadda: funny that he gave such a similiar answer
<10> GumbyBRAIN: dhcp ?
<8> BinGOs: We get idiots who install networked printers. Let it boot up and ***ign a dhcp address then switch the config to static.
<10> o.O
<6> That was..coherent.
<0> 12%!
<10> and also word for word what i just said on another channel
<6> That explains why!
<10> :p
<7> integral: 433%
<10> integral: plan9 again ?
<6> GumbyBRAIN: The other day, while configuring DHCP, I ran across Ted Kennedy analy sodomizing TJ Hooker.
<8> ew73: Ran purple to the other day.
<0> yeah. this time on my slower machine, but with lots of uptime to spare, so it may take days, but dammit I'll let it finish!
<7> ew73: i read that and thought GumbyBRAIN said that
<3> GumbyBRAIN, I fo'shizzled ma nizzle, now it hurts when I wizzle
<10> ew73: sodomising
<8> Shadda: I need to make sure perl includes all parts like, but all it says that when i wizzle.
<6> "wizzle"
<10> integral: heh
<7> GumbyBRAIN: wizzle


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