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<0> ed_ - poe.perl.org
<0> or see Event.pm too
<1> ed_: there's this very scary function called "select" that does what you want, but it eats babies. 9 out of 10 communistic ants prefer POE
<2> ed_: IO::Select
<0> and it does eat babies. :)
<3> integral, i've used select in c
<0> and IO::Select ****s less
<1> ed_: yes, and did it eat your babies?
<2> Yep.
<0> but you really want to use POE
<3> integral, i've no babies,so yes
<0> because eveentually, you'll want to watch the socket *and* do a DNS query at the same time. :)
<2> oh son of a bitch
<1> vidication at last! And they called me mad!
<4> *munch* *munch*



<0> or talk on an IRC channel
<3> merlyn, there's background DNS lookups ... but i get your point
<1> yeah, POE is a synergistic evolutionary framework for compositional component semantics with networking
<0> buzzword**n!
<5> integral++
<3> surely select has less over head
<0> and under feet!
<1> ed_: no, more, because it takes you longer to write the code.
<4> integral YAY!
<6> hmm, what is the best way to get the string after the dot if the string is "something.somethingelse"?
<6> split? substr?
<3> hum, having to learn poe could count as overhead for me
<2> buubot: manage dngor
<7> buu: So that they leverage its e-business, we can cultivate this sticky platforms. Whenever we repaired its dot-com e-commerce, its customized networks handled my e-markets. Nevertheless, now that they harness your e-commerce, we can monetize this ROI. We might integrate this networks because they
<7> ..unleash your paradigms, still our e-commerce is initiated. Consequently, my e-markets are dealt once they wrote this frictionless e-tailers. Your deliverables are dispensed where they examined our infomediaries, still my mindshare is communicated. Where they rated your one-to-one solutions, our
<7> ..robust synergies coordinated its back-end functionalities.
<1> __Ace__: split
<2> Hrm.
<1> buu! DO NOT DO THAT.
<7> splurg!
<2> integral: I blame yaakov!
<0> I blame yaakov's parents.
<5> buubot: manage getting banned
<7> dngor: My metrics disintermediates interactive partnerships. Moreover, since we recorded our vertical relationships, your eyeballs earned our applications. They ought to transform this next-generation metrics whereas our seamless users shall expedite your intuitive functionalities, although our
<7> ..niches are recruited. Consequently, they might orchestrate its vortals though we morph this bleeding-edge interfaces. Whenever they distributed its e-business ROI, this synergies conceived your scalable users. As if they harness my cross-media synergies, we can deliver our experiences.
<8> heh
<1> ed_: that is an excellent argument. The builtin split works exactly like the C one, IO::Select is a glossy framework that alleviates bit manipulation
<2> ...
<2> You twit.
<6> buubot: grep
<1> buu: nice feature though
<1> buu++
<2> That was just stupid.
<6> I dont get it. what did the bot do?
<1> buu: lambdabot (from #haskell) has a feature where when there's multiple lines, they're not printed right away, only when someone says "lambdabot: @more"
<9> anyone ever do anything crazy like try to do something like expect but with poe?
<1> jdv79: Cl***::Workflow?
<10> Botje: here?
<9> integral: uh, what?
<10> Botje: do you have some spare cycles, now?
<1> jdv79: it's like this state machine thing I think
<9> i suppose i could use that
<9> seems overly complicated for this instance though
<1> *nod*
<1> in some code I wrote I just have an AoA like this: @array = ([action, expected_response], ...)
<9> i do want to try it out sometime
<1> basically I do the action, then in the code that takes a response I shift the record off, and do the next action
<9> yuval was pimpin it at YAPC...
<9> the issue i'm having is branching and retaining state or something
<1> basically your current state is a combination of what's in the HEAP and what your current event handlers are
<9> do you handle conditional branching?
<1> you can move to a different state by recording something in the heap, or my changing your handlers
<9> this all sounds very familiar...:)
<1> hmm :)
<2> integral: Now unban the frigging bot.
<11> it's ****ing. not friggin. stupid mormon
<2> Chris62vw: I've just gotten in to the habit of using frigging for some reason.
<1> frelling's good
<11> buu, I have a girl-friend who does that and I want to smack her every time
<2> Chris62vw: Heh.
<2> Why?



<11> oh, it's just one of those words
<11> hey, whatever happened to that "snakes on a plane" film? I haven't heard about it in a while
<2> Heh, it's not like I say frig instead of ****.
<2> I think I picked it up from a book
<11> yeah but it doesn't work that way
<11> you cant just shorten friggin like that!
<2> FRIG YOU WHORE.
<12> new MS bug
<12> http://foundsomething.blogspot.com/2006/07/hide-files-in-ms-windows-exploit-bug.html
<13> hookie's url is at http://xrl.us/pto2
<12> enjoy
<1> Do not spam.
<2> You forgot the ban!
<12> orryi
<12> just wanted to tell u all
<12> sorry
<12> i said
<12> so how does one tell abt somethiing
<2> What the **** are you saying?
<12> why is this spam
<1> You do not need to tell us. This isn't CNN.
<12> i mean what the **** is wrong abt telling a ****ing bug in ****ing windows
<12> http://foundsomething.blogspot.com/2006/07/hide-files-in-ms-windows-exploit-bug.html
<13> hookie's url is at http://xrl.us/pto3
<12> bbye
<11> that was spam
<14> buu: you smegheda.
<2> Botje: Want to fight?
<15> And we obviously wanted to have that extermely useful and relevant information.
<14> buu: smeg that!
<2> Botje: If you insist.
<10> Hmmm.... what happened to my homesite?
<10> Botje: do you know a good online UML tutorial?
<2> Shaped charges.
<14> rindolf: I mostly just googled for "uml tutorial"
<1> apparantly they're quite complicated
<10> Botje: I see.
<14> not much to learn about uml, really
<14> it's the damn craptastic notation.
<10> Botje: I still want to prepare the UML diagram for Test::Run...
<14> and the brilliant idea of "let's make children point to their parents instead of vice versa!"
<2> "If you laid them end to end... I wouldn't be suprised!"
<15> What? Parents don't know their children?! :)
<10> Ani-_: he's talking about UML.
<10> Unholy Markup Language.
<10> Sorry.
<10> Unholy Modelling Language.
<10> Chris62vw: heh.
<16> what is the paste site for this irc?
<17> eduhat: topic
<10> Hi Paladin
<16> Paladin: thx
<17> 'lo
<17> eduhat: welcome
<14> GumbyBRAIN: we need the topic on a big flashy sign by yesterday!
<18> If they're constant for now, then you can still easily replace fooparam by a sub later on.
<2> BOTJE
<19> "eduhat" at 68.234.20.176 pasted "whats wrong with this.." (8 lines, 273B) at http://sial.org/pbot/18697
<14> BUU
<16> http://sial.org/pbot/18697 <- whatts wrong with this
<19> "stu" at 24.34.20.89 pasted "asd" (1 line, 26B) at http://sial.org/pbot/18698
<20> silly
<2> eduhat: What the hell kind of question is that?
<14> eduhat: thats not how Term::ANSIColor works
<14> print GREEN "Welcome to the ...";
<16> i have a problem with the stdin part
<16> Global symbol "$name" requires explicit package name at app1.pl line 8.
<16> Execution of app1.pl aborted due to compilation errors.
<14> yes
<16> thats the error i get
<14> because you haven't declared $name
<2> eduhat: Try fixing that.
<14> my $name = <STDIN>;


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