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<0> Inssomniak, that's not so easy, you need to look in all directories in @INC
<1> there is an faw on it
<1> faq
<2> mangle: We are still left with the curious phenomenon of parallel invention and innovation. I do not have an acceptable explanation for it, but I have observed it
<3> We are too liberal toward the open-eyed actuality of offset origination and coinage. I do not chalk up an admissible clearing up whereas it, in any case I condone observed it
<4> mangle: Mr Magoo, you look so ***y kicking ***
<5> EvanCarroll: you talking to me? or Inssomniak?
<3> Mr Magoo, I myself wait on so flirtatious kicking schmuck
<1> wtf is everyone spamming with mangle:
<0> Inssomniak, try: perl -e 'print "@INC" '
<6> rbellamy: maybe the original license covers ports ?
<1> rbellamy: That time, Inssomniak
<2> EvanCarroll, sorry
<6> sigh.
<6> killed by a damn cockatrice
<6> should've prayed



<5> Botje: it's the BSD style license, and curiously enough, given the BSD "ports" collection, I haven't had much luck finding "port" language
<1> Inssomniak: You might want ExeUtils::Installed
<2> speaking of wtf
<6> rbellamy: the BSD license basically says "do what you want"
<5> ic
<7> Botje: "but be fair"
<6> rbellamy: but I believe you still have to credit the authors
<2> i see these 3 letters often in code
<8> uuurrghh.
<5> Botje: so I've been trying to make it more complicated than I needed to...
<5> I'm basically trying to understand the pose my company should take WTR some code being written for us
<6> Redistribution and use in source and binary forms, with or without modification, are permitted provided that the following conditions are met: ...
<5> right
<6> http://www.opensource.org/licenses/bsd-license.php
<6> i'd say porting to c++ is a big modification
<5> OMFG
<5> Botje: I feel completely ridiculous
<6> why? it was the first hit on "bsd license" :o)
<5> exactly
<5> I might have tried looking at the interweb before I go wasting other ppl's time.
<9> OMG ****
<9> note to self
<9> the bottom of a laptop is very hot
<0> Ah, the intarweb is overrated
<9> so _don't_ put it on your stomich.
<9> stomach*
<7> rbellamy: You're allowed three mistakes per year.
<1> And he already pissed one of them away.
<5> Juerd: I'm out then.
<5> no, no
<5> it's like, my third TODAY.
<2> port by hand or software?
<7> rbellamy: That's okay. But if you make a forth, kill yourself.
<0> rbellamy, if you use the internet not to waste others time, what are they gonna waste their time on? Browsing the internet?
<5> heh
<1> Juerd: Can we round up?
<10> uhm... when rpm fails to install because of failed dependencies, it says "perl-IO-Multiplex is needed by postgrey-1.27-0", how do i tell CPAN to install "perl-IO-Multiplex"? it doesn't seem like a perl module (i have no idea though)
<5> mjl69: it's both.
<7> EvanCarroll: I'd round down.... :)
<2> interesting
<7> (Note the subtlety of the extended ellipsis)
<10> is perl-IO-Multiplex a perl module?
<7> (Die, unicode ellipsis glyph, die!)
<11> that would be the IO::Multiplex module
<12> danfg: it's an RPM module, apparently
<5> Juerd, EvanCarroll: I'm just gonna keep track of it all in my handy-dandy little Excel spreadsheet... that way it'll get corrupt, and no one will know.
<9> danfg: surely not in the way you're writing that ;)
<9> danfg: would be IO::Multiplex in The Good Way(tm)
<6> danfg: it's the IO::Multiplex module.
<11> and if something depends on that then there should be a RPM for it as well
<7> rbellamy: Doesn't have to.
<10> ah
<6> danfg: but installing it with cpan won't make RPM "see" it
<12> rpm -q --whatprovides perl-IO-Multiplex
<10> oh oh
<9> eval: die; die if $lover ne "dazjorz";
<3> [1]dazjorz: Error: Died at (eval 229) line 15.
<9> :'(
<11> perl-IO-Multiplex is the name of the RPM not the module



<10> oh damn, so that means i shouldn't have installed these things through CPAN
<13> great
<13> i'm back at my nick
<2> mangle: girls get in free tonight.
<3> girls track down in extroverted at this juncture.
<2> blah
<13> mangle: i wanna go to the city and meet a girl and make babies
<3> i wanna go to the urban sprawl and liquidate a fiancee and switch over babies
<13> lool
<14> okay, so what function do I use in perl to do the equivalent of shell access, do I use open() ?
<2> hehehe no end to fun w mangle
<15> mangle: what do you do?
<3> what do he do?
<16> if i have a hash and i do this: foreach (%hash) { print $_; } is there a predictably order in which the keys/values will be printed out?
<13> i just noticed that the girl i was in love with a time ago, has in her msn name: "bram i miss you so much (k)" ---- and my real name isn't bram
<13> maybe i'm not in love with her anymore, it still hurts a bit deep inside
<2> mangle: maybe i'm not in love with her anymore, it still hurts a bit deep inside
<3> maybe i'm not in sentiment to inner self anymore, it shut up hurts a dot serious therein
<2> sorry :)
<13> loool
<15> it's just a bit? not a byte?
<15> :)
<13> mangle: hehehe no end to fun w mangle
<3> hehehe no terminate to mirth w calender
<13> sorry
<14> how do I call unzip using Perl?
<10> `unzip ...` ?
<14> yah, but do I do it with open( )?
<13> there must be a module for that
<13> Jivedue: Unless you're trying to build an unzipper yourself, no
<10> Jivedue: i've no idea, i don't know perl :)
<14> dazjorz: I just want to call linux unzip from a Perl program
<13> Jivedue, `unzip` or system("unzip")
<13> danfg: shame on you
<13> GumbyBRAIN: danfg doesn't know Perl! Let's kill him like we killed puppies together!
<17> thank you for it, and if you like is something to factor stuff out, doesn't really need to providde the proper way to kill perl. Start moving the array like this: my %abc = {a=>1,b=>2};%b=%$a;$b{a.
<10> dazjorz: what? :) i pointed him in the right direction
<13> hmm he's getting too much knowledge again
<13> danfg: "i've no idea, i don't know perl" ;)
<10> dazjorz: i don't :) i just figured he should use backquotes, because ruby stole backquotes from perl, heh
<13> buubot: Help! I'm dying! Please save me...
<13> ****
<13> case sensitive
<13> buubot: help! I'm dying! Please save me...
<2> mangle: half chicken, dark meat, rice and beans and corn with a large soup.
<3> midcourse lightweight, unprincipled provision, rice and beans and swill in a stupendous albumen.
<13> buubot: help me, I'm dying! Please save me...
<13> ****
<13> buubot: help
<3> dazjorz: HELP IS FOR COWARDS
<13> buubot: help me
<13> ****
<13> buu: you removed that?
<2> stupendous albumen :)
<13> >:)
<13> >:(**
<13> earlier it was always like
<13> <13> Buubot: Help me! Please! I'm dying... Please rescue me!
<13> <3> dazjorz: This bot has no interactive help.
<13> or something like that
<13> eval: die if $cur_prog_lang eq "asm"
<3> dazjorz:
<13> eval: die if $cur_prog_lang eq "asm"; open(HAPINESS, "/dev/urandom") if $cur_prog_lang eq "perl";
<3> dazjorz:
<2> a superbot who lost his manual
<13> mangle: yippee, i'm using perl!
<3> yippee, i'm using perl!
<13> gah
<13> i need a project idea
<13> i was thinking about making something like brain****
<2> mangle: the dog ate my homework
<3> the come behind ate my recital
<13> with an internal pointer, and a command '>' which prints out chr($pointer)
<13> so that "------>" outputs 'z'


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