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<0> er
<0> jabber!
<1> Brend: HELLO BREND.
<2> purl dumb
<0> lots wrong with java :P
<3> wtf punch drunk love
<4> buu: `}
<1> Brend: I'm going to kill you.
<5> I don't really know how live chat works right now, I just started there
<5> it's something PHPey, i think
<4> buu:
<1> Seriously.
<2> I don't like PHP.
<4> buu: S`1aJ
<4> (No-one said encrypted IRC had to be deciperable at the other end!)
<1> Have I mentioned STABBITY DEATH YET?



<6> !eval use Unicode; length q{S`1aJ}
<4> buu:
<6> eval: use Unicode; length q{S`1aJ}
<7> Eidolos: Error: Can't locate Unicode.pm: Too many open files at (eval 285) line 15. BEGIN failed--compilation aborted at (eval 285) line 15.
<5> seriously, at least uuencode that ****
<5> you're ****ing up my browser
<4> Get a better client.
<8> BROWSER?
<8> /kill kill kill
<5> my IRC browser
<9> Can you get porn on that thing?
<6> ChatZilla?
<5> yea, SF
<1> You sick ****.
<8> Dude.
<9> buu: Me?
<8> Death.
<5> ( . )| |( . )
<5> you don't want to see the lines above that.
<10> you have a crappy browser
<1> ew73: Probably.
<4> '(S-Pf
<8> [01:14] [Masque(+i)] [26:#Pe [Act: 2,3,4,5,7,10,11,17,18,20,21,22,23,24,27,28,29,33,38,39,40]
<8> Hm.
<9> No live.
<5> but really, I'm messing with greasemonkey right now, and I got a crossed neuron
<9> ..love.
<9> i tipe gud
<3> ew73: i tipe gud 2!
<10> tripe
<9> Ok, **** this work stuff. I'm gonna play starcraft.
<3> ew73: u da man!
<11> Masque: (wlstat.pl)++
<3> ew73: seriously. starcraft players are hard core.
<3> and dat be da truf!
<1> ew73: I'll cut you.
<5> I don't know any hardcore koreans, so that statement is inherently false
<5> kekekeke
<4> bluebeard: There's lots of Korean hardcore if you know where to lo ... no wait nevermind
<5> haha
<5> I know koreans in korea
<0> Brend: any good? :P
<5> s/koreans/korean
<4> hobbs: Excellent makeup
<5> he's in the military, too
<4> hobbs: And at the end of every clip the girl suddenly screams like a banshee and rips off half the guy's face with her (beautifully manicured) nails for no immediately obvious reason
<6> buu: So what's the status of golf? I really liked it.. :(
<5> manditory 2 yea mil service, how ****ed is that?
<4> bluebeard, they do that here too. I think it's a good thing
<1> Eidolos: Well, I dunno, the bot doesnt' seem to have gone all ****ed up again.
<6> bluebeard: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Conscription_Map.png
<11> How come the guys on irc.perl.org make fun of you guys? They say you're not very tough. They say their gang can mop the floor with your gang.
<4> bluebeard: Impressive the lengths people go to to avoid it though. Overeating themselves into obesity, chopping off fingers
<6> dngor: Why should we care?
<1> dngor: You aren't very original =[
<1> dngor: But I'll still cut you.
<5> Q couldn't chop off a finger
<5> he needs that **** to play CS
<6> Maybe a toe?
<0> Q can do anything!



<11> Eidolos: I dunno. Why do you?
<6> dngor: I don't.
<4> Hey look greenland has no armed services
<4> I'm gonna invade
<5> is name is han(hon?) kyu
<11> Eidolos: Some part of your "we" does, or they wouldn't have gone over to irc.perl.org to make an issue of it.
<0> bluebeard: nobody ever figured out how to romanize Korean ;)
<5> but that sounds like a sneeze, or 'thank you' in too thick of an accent
<6> dngor: Well talk to them then. :P
<11> Eidolos: I was, until you interrupted.
<6> Interrupted? On IRC?
<1> dngor: It was me.
<4> hobbs: Easy. Arbitrarily!
<4> As with Chinese
<0> Brend: :P
<4> Romanisation is a total waste of time anyway
<4> ("What did Romanisation ever do for us?")
<5> what the ****, why does a mozilla file have (^M)s?
<1> Brend: Aside from the sewers?
<4> buu: Aside from those
<1> And.. so on.
<5> ^Ms are evil
<3> perlbot: dos2unix
<12> perl -pi -e 's/\r//g' file
<3> akkaakaa
<3> bluebeard: ^^
<0> Brend: you you want to fix computers to p*** hangul instead? ;)
<2> perlbot ***
<12> just like air, it's not important until you aren't getting any
<2> perlbot communism
<2> perlbot, communism is what Richard Stallman is pushing
<12> added communism to the database
<2> haha
<2> perlbot communism
<12> what Richard Stallman is pushing
<3> stallman, huh
<2> perlbot, communism is Something Richard Stallman is pushing.
<12> added communism to the database
<2> perlbot communism
<12> Something Richard Stallman is pushing.
<4> hobbs: Yes
<4> hobbs: My keyboard has four alphabets on it
<4> hobbs: English, phonetic Chinese, and two different radical-based input systems
<5> greasemonkey is making me sad
<5> it should use some crazy thing
<5> like perl
<5> but instead it's using java
<6> JavaScript, I thought?
<5> yea, that's what I meant
<1> Why did you say java then?
<5> because I hate them both
<6> Fair enough.
<3> buu: ever seen punch drunk love?
<1> Nope!
<3> weirdo movie
<1> Yep.
<5> I think making a portal to the webpage is going to be easier than actually going to the page.
<5> er
<5> than learning javascript
<5> I shouls stop talking
<3> basically
<3> o0o0o
<3> they're gonna make ***
<1> LAMER
<1> It's every man's right to have babies!
<4> Hush up Loretta
<1> Yeah.
<1> Judean's people's front
<1> And so on
<3> warcraft!
<13> i hate bugs
<3> my coworker is a *****, too
<3> he's scared of crawly things.


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