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<0> deufo: I hope you choke on a pretzel
<1> deufo: You're lucky you're not on irc.perl.org.
<2> Rar? LHA
<3> Masque: 5.000 dates to late 1994
<4> 7Z!
<2> ARJ
<4> Arj Barker
<5> b0at: it ****s!
<1> Zip it, ew73.
<3> ARJ!
<4> It's fast!
<6> I learned perl, how much I know, first from this book with perls on the front.
<3> _and_ Arj Barker
<7> hobbs: that's a very accurate 5 you have there
<1> (h0 h0 h0)
<6> in 1995.
<2> Stuffit, Masque.
<4> The official program can do bz2, too, I think
<6> It was a good intro.
<1> OH SNAP
<8> i dun have money to buy books :(
<1> my ego is lik totaly dmgd
<6> Sell your computer, buy books.
<1> Okay, that was weak.
<2> Yeah.
<7> deufo: then it's very lucky for you that the link I showed you is completely free, and you have no problem reading it
<6> Pawn it anyway. Then sell the books and get the computer back.
<8> Somni: so i use the $query object?
<7> uh, what?
<8> This will parse the input (from both POST and GET methods) and store it into a perl5 object called $query.
<9> Book -> Knowledge -> Job -> Money -> Books -> Knowledge -> Better job -> More money -> more books -> ....
<1> deufo: Do you know what an object is?
<2> deufo: From now on, we will mock your every question until you read.
<8> Masque thats wat the page said
<5> Brend: that is a horrible cycle
<7> deufo: stop guessing, stop reading code, go read Beginning Perl
<6> $query->Vars(varname);
<1> Why oh why do I hang out in the #perl I'm not opped in.
<9> -> Midlife crisis -> Sudden adoption of obscure eastern religion -> ten years of dilly-dallying -> grave
<6> Or is that wrong?
<4> Masque: Why that sounds absolutely revolutionary!
<1> Peyomp_: Syntactically incorrect or "OH DEAR GOD THAT IS SO WRONG" wrong?
<6> syntax
<2> Today's lession is, "Do not draw cl*** diagrams after a night at the bar."
<10> Brend: Goddamn eastern religions.
<1> b0at: More engineering, really.
<4> hehe
<1> BUU FIX YOUR BOT K THX
<1> :)
<5> ew73: nonsense that is the perfect time
<1> Hi buu.
<6> ew73: Make use cases.
<2> Peyomp_: They'd probably be more coherent!
<6> "Stick mouse... in butt."
<7> afk
<1> buubot: eval: $_GET = 5;
<11> Masque: Masque: 5
<3> so I was having trouble with my website, arjbarker.com, so I says to my buddy, I can't get the videos to work at my website arjbarker.com. He says to me, don't ask me, you consult the WEBMASTER!
<6> The WEBMASTER is not in.
<1> w e b m a s t e r
<2> I seem to have decided to go with the "**** this!" method and spent an inordinate amount of time drawing arrows from every object to an internet cloud, with a little stick figure in the middle named "The Man".
<10> Masque: PLEASE FIX YOUR BOT INTERFACE ABILITY.
<3> So I call spiderman and I say hey, I can't get the videos to work at my website arjbarker.com, and he says mmf-mmf-mmmmf BECAUSE THE IDIOT DIDN'T CUT A MOUTH HOLE
<1> T BUU SORRY JUST USED TO BOTS WRITTEN FOR HUMANS OR MAC USERS WHICHEVER COMES FIRST
<10> What the ****?
<1> buu: I'm just sayin', bro, it should maybe already know if it's addressed someone two spaces ago when it addresses someone.
<1> I could be wrong!
<10> Masque: Well, yeah.
<1> Lord knows I'm making a career out of it.
<10> It actually should.
<0> buubot: eval: is redundant
<11> bluebeard: bluebeard: Error: Can't locate object method "is" via package "redundant" (perhaps you forgot to load "redundant"?) at (eval 231) line 15.
<12> Hello all I was wondering how I can do something like $time = time(); to get the current time but make it static once the value of time(); is ***igned?
<1> bluebeard: Until...
<13> NOW WHAT, SIR?
<0> fix your logic, m
<10> buubot: reload
<11> buu: Reloading!
<3> emergion: what do you THINK it does?
<10> buubot: eval: 42
<11> buu: buu: 42
<10> =[
<13> eval: I'm talking to myself!
<11> eval: Error: syntax error at (eval 249) line 16, at EOF
<13> NOT TALKING TO YOU BUUBOT
<0> eval: print "oh no, it works just fin, ***hat";
<11> bluebeard: oh no, it works just fin, ***hat 1
<14> eval: haha
<11> Eidolos: haha
<12> hobbs?
<10> Goddamn perl.
<10> buubot: reload.
<11> buu: Reloading!
<1> Hmm. Maybe eval is a good nick for me.
<10> buubot: eval: 42
<11> buu: buu: 42
<10> YOUPDSADKSA
<14> eval: 1 while 1
<13> Eidolos: I'm human! Talk to the bot!
<11> Killing 517 due to run time
<5> eval is registered :)
<13> Yep. And I let Masque go ages ago. SOMEHOW I STILL USE IT. Mwaha.
<0> hehe. awesome Kinks
<0> er
<0> Khisanth:
<9> o.O
<14> eval: "So I could /nick Masque and you wouldn't be able to get it back.."
<11> Eidolos: So I could /nick Masque and you wouldn't be able to get it back..
<3> sweet kinky jesus!
<15> yay for random beeps.
<13> Yes, true.
<13> I never thought I'd come back, so.
<13> Here I am.
<14> That sounds like the kinda thing you'd keep secret.
<0> the webhosting company I work for wants to be able to interface some sort of tech support thing with jabber.
<10> buubot: reload
<11> buu: Reloading!
<10> buubot: eval: 42
<11> buu: 42
<13> buu++ YAY
<10> HAPPY?
<0> I don't see why they don't just use IRC.
<14> eval: 42
<11> Eidolos: 42
<13> YES I AM
<14> Looks good.
<16> is there a perl function that I can p*** a file path to and it will tell the file system/device that its on?
<14> eval: print "Eidolos: 42"
<11> Eidolos: Eidolos: 42 1
<13> buubot: buubot: buubot: eval: "FNORD"
<14> Goood.. good..
<10> arghr
<0> wait, never mind
<10> Oh, that's your damn fault.
<0> the whole 'unencrypted' thing.
<10> bluebeard: ENCRYPTED IRC.
<13> sslicious
<9> buu: %$#$%@##$$%^%$$#@$#%$@#$#@$
<0> lol
<14> Gevcyr ebg13, ovgpurf!
<0> very true.
<9> buu: /#'
<0> possibly people posing as OPs, too.
<0> I mean, we get alot of ID=10t errors.
<4> iDot
<3> bluebeard: nothing (much) wrong with java anyway
<9> implements(IDiot)
<3> er
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