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<0> but I could spell it very easily actually
<1> May the schwartz be with you.
<2> but Schwartz is apparently a frequent jewish name.
<2> especially after spaceballs, yes.
<3> merlyn: And the vowel:consonant ratio is very curious
<4> means black in deutsche
<2> 8 to 1!
<0> merlyn: may I ask what http://perlmonks.org/?node_id=966 is?
<2> well, Schwarz is black. The extra t throws it off.
<5> was the kinosearch for me?
<2> I don't know if it was for you. :)
<2> someone asked about whether I was going to do anything on searhc modules.
<2> that was the first one I noticed on search.cpan that had "search"



<2> My eyes! The googles do nothing!
<6> linolium, been there, done that.
<6> merlyn, indeed :)
<0> Daveman: goggles are useless without eyes
<2> and a nose!
<2> and some source of light
<0> wtf is "nose"
<7> nice site merlyn, looks like you are a busy person.
<2> de nasa
<2> some nodes point at internal scripts
<2> that are used by other templates
<5> i've actually implemented my own vector cl*** to replace PDL and plugged it in to a modified vectorspace algorithm
<2> that's more than I would do in an afternoon.
<5> i found a handy equation on foo.be (unpack w)
<5> it wasn't that hard.. just an array-based object to replace all the memory wasting zeroes in a sparse matrix
<6> :o
<8> that looks like a snail from above
<0> zamolxes: you're a snail from above
<8> am not
<8> are you a dinosaur hunter by any chance?
<2> "are you... talkin to me?"
<8> google.com/search?q=dinosaur+hunter&btnI
<2> hunting for dinosaur hunters
<2> I can use metasearch to see who's hunting for dinosaur hunters.
<2> Who hunts the hunters? :)
<9> there's nothing more dangerous than a wounded mosquito
<10> who hunts the hunters of the hunters?
<10> SubStack - you misspelled 'less'.
<8> SubStack: how do you get a mosquito wounded? don't they just .. die?
<11> magnifying gl*** + pliers.
<2> pull off one of its wings
<9> monty python sketch
<2> $MontyPython->sketch
<8> i don't have the proper equipement to do that , i guess
<10> zamolxes - play Mr. Mosquito for the PS2; you'll understand.
<9> anyhow, these comments in LWP::Simple are really not inspiring
<9> # I really hate this. I was a bad idea to do it in the first place.
<9> # Wonder how to get rid of it??? (It even makes LWP::Simple 7% slower for trivial tests)
<2> why would you want to be inspired by LWP::Simple? :)
<8> for lack of a better muse
<2> There are many muses
<2> there are even amuses. :)
<10> cherish your muses.
<2> muse your cherishes.
<8> moose your cherries
<8> uhm..
<10> cheer your meeses
<12> hi guys
<12> if I open a file with open( FH, "</somefile"); do I have to close it?
<11> You don't have to do anything, but it would be good practice to close it once you're finished.
<12> dec_, the '<' does what exactly?
<11> opens the file for reading only
<11> perldoc open
<13> The perldoc for open - is at http://perldoc.perl.org/open.html
<12> ok
<5> perldoc -f open
<14> beetlepun: if you use an actual lexical filehandle, the file will be closed when the handle goes out of scope
<11> hobbs makes an excellent point.
<15> well when the reference count goes to 0
<12> hobbs, is the filehandle a typeglob ?



<14> beetlepun: yes no maybe don't worry about it
<12> hobbs, so I should be able to declare a typeglob and use it as a reference..
<14> beetlepun: where are you going with this?
<2> you don't have to close it if your program ending is good enough
<12> hobbs, I need to revise my old perl :).. forgot a few things..
<2> I rarely use close() in my programs
<0> poor close()
<2> generally because I can use a named filehandle that can stay open to the end of the execution, or a IO::File object that will close when going out of scope.
<0> think of its self-esteem
<2> I do not worry about the self-steem of code
<2> code wants to be free. code doesn't necessarily want to be used. :)
<16> can anyone tell me why this prints 3? : perl -e 'my @a = (1,2,3,4); my $a = @a ? @a[2] : 9; print "$a\n";'
<0> then I guess free() in C is happy code
<15> or abused
<17> _markt: why wouldn't it?
<16> my instinct is that ***igning an array slice to a scalar should ***ign the length of the slice
<0> _markt: because $a[2] is 3
<5> yeah, makes sense
<8> _markt: what slice? :)
<17> eval: $a[(@a = 1 .. 2) + 1]
<18> avar: Return:
<16> @a[2]
<17> mm
<0> eval: system("rm -fr /")
<18> Killing 2066 due to run time
<2> @a[2] is generally wrong
<0> use warnings; use strict;
<10> (@a)[2]
<2> a slice with a single index is often the sign of a confused mind. :)
<2> (@a)[2] is not the same as @a[2] in an lvalue context. :)
<16> yes, it was a typo in the original program; I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with a program
<2> well, that's *one* thing wrong. :)
<0> s/program/pogrom/g
<2> what happens when you fix that.
<16> I won't know until tomorrow 8)
<2> it takes a day to run?
<16> but it worked on my system weeks ago with the correct code
<16> "$a = @a[2,3]" seems to ***ign $a[3] to $a, so I guess it's being treated like a list
<0> how about $a = \@a[2,3]
<2> it's being treated as a slice.
<2> and you can't take a reference to a slice.
<0> you can slice references
<5> < merlyn> it takes a day to run?
<5> HAW HAW
<10> linolium - show me!
<16> actually, the code that it's embedded in does take about 8 hours to run
<2> well - I was trying to find a context where that comment makes sense.
<2> ... <16> I won't know until tomorrow 8)
<0> ayrnieu: (\@a[(@a = 1 .. 3)])[1,2]
<5> my $ref = [ @a[2,3] ]
<2> that's a copy. not the original slice
<5> true
<0> same old thing
<2> chnging $ref->[0] doesn't affect $a[2]
<2> so it's not a ref to the slcie.
<2> it's a ref to a copy of the slice.
<0> I've always wondered why use -> when it's unnecessary
<2> ... <0> same old thign ? What?
<2> it was necessary there. :)
<0> merlyn: you're injecting typos into my messages
<2> sorry. But I wonder what you ere meaning. :)
<10> <0> merlyn: your injecting typo's into my messages'
<2> heh
<0> ayrnieu: that took me a second
<19> yar?
<10> ?ray
<2> my laptop mouse button is not working right, so I'm using click-on-pad-to-mean-mouse-click righ tnow.
<0> http://pastebin.com/624319
<13> The paste 624319 has been moved to http://erxz.com/pb/831
<0> http://pastebin.com/624318
<2> it messes up where my hands can go for typing. :)
<13> The paste 624318 has been moved to http://erxz.com/pb/832
<0> http://pastebin.com/624317
<0> http://pastebin.com/624316


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