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<0> if you're looking to parse web-search hits, there's a module for that
<0> pulls out the interesting search terms that got to yoru site
<0> I think I wrote an article about that. :)
<0> I hate flying during spring break. :(
<0> they're looking for volunteers to get off the flight I'm on
<0> luckily, I booked a few weeks ago, so I have a real seat, not a pretend seat.
<1> Damn those pretend seats.
<1> merlyn - wait, you're _on_ the flight, right now?
<0> I'm in the waiting area.
<1> Oh. :)
<0> however, I could be online while sitting on the plane until they close the door
<2> merlyn: heh, well my crappy manual method works, but I'll definitely check out the URI module when I get some useful output of the script :)
<0> in practice, that's a bit awkward in the puddle jumper.
<1> I find it kind of creepy that when I was on IRC from work at about lunch time, merlyn was saying "I have to go to bed and be up in a few hours to catch a plane". Now, I'm about to go to bed and he's risen and waiting to catch said plane. :)
<3> rock'n'roll jetset lifestyle.
<0> heh



<0> yes
<3> throwing perl books out of hotel windows.
<0> I have the ***, drugs, and rock-n-roll lifestyle without the *** or drugs. :)
<0> OK, about to board... let's try this again.
<0> & enroute from PDX via SEA to BUR, thence my Burbank client (yes, long day ahead)
<1> Safe travelling, merlyn.
<4> how do i do malloc in pirl?!
<3> eh?
<5> Yaakov: Inline::C
<4> if i do that can i spolit stiff?
<4> stuff*
<4> what do i do in pirl??? in php its stack_smash_hex()...........
<5> You should ask that guy who knows how to run shell code in Perl!1
<6> ah, that would be me
<6> see http://home.cs.tum.edu/~mai/stuff/japh/japh8.pl
<4> i wirte all my shellcode in bash
<4> its bettor
<5> mauke eq evil
<6> hey, it works
<4> mauke isn't evil, he's just written that way.
<7> Good morning, Yaakov.
<7> Hi q[ender] :)
<8> Daveman!
<8> hello, Yaakov.
<8> make a little love
<8> get down, mother ****a
<7> :o
<8> get down tonight...
<7> q[ender] heh :P
<7> zoiks!
<9> Can I use a tied hash to implement a hash that throws an exception whenever someone tries to look up a key that does not exist?
<6> yes
<1> Probably... Couldn't you just if (exists $hash{key}){ ... } ?
<9> dec: I could, but that requires all the users of the hash to behave...
<9> I want it enforced more strongly
<1> Ah :)
<10> hmm die "enter a correct value, bitch" unless(exists $hash{$foo}); :)
<9> How easy is that..? Can I provide just the FETCH method and let perl handle the rest, or do I have to do large amounts of wheel-reinvention?
<7> die @unbelievers;
<6> LeoNerd: perldoc Tie::Hash
<11> it's fascinating seeing 1MB/s transfer rates from a modern IDE drive
<7> hahaha
<7> integral, wtf? :P
<12> on a random patern this is normal
<12> +t
<11> accompanied with a comprehensive error list from memtest86
<11> I think this explains the reported performance problems and crashes though, which is nice for once
<7> o_O
<11> the clicky noise from the harddrive is also lovely to behold
<1> I have one of those!
<1> It's nasty. :(
<11> I did want to nab the mobo and proc for a server, but...
<7> integral, wtf!?
<7> integral, do you intentionally destroy every piece of hardware in you system!?
<7> ...



<11> :-( I let users near it
<7> :(
<11> my own boxes are fine as long as I take appropiate care of the SCSI
<7> that was, perhaps, your first mistake...
<7> :/
<7> lvd?
<11> yep
<7> <3
<11> adaptec++
<7> yeah don't let anyone who doesn't know what they're doing (i.e. users), near it :P
<7> adaptec--
<7> :\
<7> argh, I still have to send this complaining guy some labs...
<13> adaptec++
<13> !
<11> 3d graphics **** on linux
<13> luckily they're not all that useful on linux anyway
<11> sure they are. Lots of stuff likes 3d, like modellers, scientific visualisation stuff, etc
<14> hi all
<13> well, if you're going to do 3d stuff, yeah, you'll need 3d graphics.. I rarely need 'em tho
<13> actually, I never need 'em.. I rarely want them
<11> yeah, it's not something you need on a 4-xterms-and-twm box
<7> Kulrak!
<11> (even my 486 is overspecced for _that_)
<13> Daveman?!
<7> :D :D :D
<7> integral - heh
<7> GumbyBRAIN, how are you this morning?
<15> Daveman: what makes you sick of dealing with tasks this morning.
<13> I did have to run my desktop on a p75 a while back.. when I was between decent motherboard/cpus
<7> huhu :P
<13> it was fine.. except when I switched desktops in E
<7> hallowed are the p75's!
<13> took a couple seconds
<7> oh quit whining
<7> GumbyBRAIN, tell me about your problems.
<13> I'm not whining.. I'm on a sempron 2400 right now
<11> is that all? back in my day we were lucky if it switched before tea-time, *and* we had to pump the electrons through the processor ourselves
<7> you're not whining, you're winning :P
<11> (uphill both ways, in the snow)
<7> integral :D
<7> haha you ****ing old-man pro :P
<13> integral: carrying your retarded brother on your back
<7> hahaha
<7> while fighting off roos! :P
<13> that's not that old
<7> yes it is
<13> I remember running a dual-line bbs in desqview!
<7> heh
<7> cl***ic!
<13> nothing makes you hate bill gates more than desqview and the "nobody will ever need more than 640kb" bill gates statement
<7> ;p
<11> it's a pity you can't get a proper 3 button mouse any more, they're ace for 3d stuff
<13> I kinda like my wheel mouse
<11> I find it too awkward to hold down the wheel
<11> and there's not enough room to properly fit your fingers on top
<13> switch to trackballs
<13> they still make 3-button trackballs without a wheel
<13> or at least.. the local office store hasn't sold out of 'em yet
<7> must be a weird british defect... having a second middle finger or something? o_O
<7> :p
<7> :D
<13> BinGOs: but you brits use 2, don't you?
<3> agincourt salute? certainly.
<3> Dos dedos, mes amigos.
<7> :o
<3> though your president seems to know the same gesture:
<3> http://www.gumbynet.org.uk/images/bush_diablo_1.jpeg
<2> whats the test to see if a variable has a value (including 0)?
<13> I didn't vote for that chimp!
<16> if ( $var || $var == 0 ) { ..}
<13> we shoulda shot him into space in the 60s
<16> Kulrak, what are you talking about?


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