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<0> Yay linux! It found my warez
<1> buu: shouldnt that come with evil->(laugh)
<0> b0nn: yes =]
<0> But mythtv is failing to work now =[
<0> It makes me unhappy.
<2> I would think $evil->emotion("laugh");
<0> Fix my mythness!
<2> I can barely get all the buttons on my mouse to work, do you think I'm ****ing qualified to fix your god damned TV?
<1> hit it
<1> see what that does
<0> Ah, permissions problems
<0> ew73: Not a tv problem =[
<2> The internet blows. I want Squirrel Nut Zippers torrents. :(
<0> I GOT THEM
<0> Sorry, just kidding.
<2> Beeyoch.



<1> Ive only got the .ru version
<1> I was making me a little dyndns update client....
<2> Hm. My "Show as Audio" seems to have disappeared from nautilus.
<1> using www::mechanize
<1> the damn thing wouldnt find the forms on the pages
<1> finally I realised libcrypt-ssleay-perl wasnt installed
<1> after installation I read the page, and it said if I automate access to those pages IN ANY WAY they will ban my ***
<1> so I start again :\
<1> </moan>
<2> :(
<1> genuine tears please
<1> or a violin playing a sad song
<2> How about Barbar's Adagio for Strings?
<1> they have names??????
<1> :-)
<0> b0nn: Only pusses use dyndns
<0> GBINZ0
<0> HALOO
<3> enough of your tomfoolery, young man.
<3> >:)
<0> BinGOs: You got banned from #perl =[
<2> oooooo you used "tomfoolery"
<0> BinGOs: Linux found my warez
<0> I'm so happy.
<3> er ... righto.
<0> And mythtv is working great to play video and such
<0> But now I want dual headed out =[
<3> ah.
<3> heh, we all want dual head.
<0> Uhm
<3> meet Pippa and Traci, the blonde au pair twins.
<0> Yeah, but you've only got one ****
<3> one can **** meh balls. then they can rotate.
<0> And I've always thought screwing sists was kind of incestuous
<3> >:)
<1> buu: evil->("look");
<1> maybe that *would* be betterer
<1> as
<3> ->look('evil'); surely.
<0> er
<1> evils the module
<4> $^_^ = &:-( ; , surely
<3> is it? i would have thought that evil was an attribute that was applicable to other modules.
<1> evils taking over!
<3> or methods rather.
<0> use Evil;
<0> eval: $^_^ = &:-(;
<5> buu: Error: syntax error at (eval 123) line 1, near "^ ="
<3> Tainted with evil.
<0> T.t
<2> my $cheney = new Evil("old_as_****");
<0> I'm suprised that didn't compile..
<0> eval: $^_ ^= 1;
<5> buu: Return: 1
<0> eval: $^_^ = 1;



<5> buu: Error: syntax error at (eval 123) line 1, near "^ ="
<0> YAY PERL.
<2> eval: $^_^=1;
<5> ew73: Return: 1
<0> Seriously. WTF?
<1> ^ is a logical op
<1> ^=
<1> xor
<0> b0nn: Yes, obviously, so why does white space matter there/
<0> I *hate* when perl has a choice in how to interpet a line and it chooses the way that makes it a syntax error.
<2> buu: Because the operator is ^=
<0> eval: $x ^ = 1;
<5> buu: Error: syntax error at (eval 123) line 1, near "^ ="
<0> Oh hey, you're right.
<0> Makes sense now that I think on it.
<1> p5evalbot: $x^ = 1;
<5> b0nn: Sorry, I couldn't find a plugin that matched your command
<1> p5evalbot: $x^ = 1;
<5> b0nn: Sorry, I couldn't find a plugin that matched your command
<2> eval: m.(o)(o).m
<5> ew73: Return:
<1> **** BitchX
<1> how do I get eval instead of p5evalbot
<2> perl -e
<2> At your command line. :P
<1> well *wheres* the fun in that :-)
<2> At your command line.
<2> It's a veritable orgy of excitment and shell escapes.
<2> There's periods everywhere, and strings are leaking all over your prompt!
<1> damn.. I thought it was a mouse
<2> That's no mouse.
<2> Turn around, turn around!
<1> heh
<1> I was playing with fortune today
<1> took a whole heap of roseanne quotes and made them into a fotune file
<2> Rosanne was such an odd show.
<1> WoDaN: [D.J. is screaming and running up the stairs] Whoa, whoa, settle down!
<1> D.J.: Mom was just telling me a story I don't want to hear anymore!
<1> WoDaN: Well that's no reason for you to go running out of the room screaming like
<1> a maniac!
<1> D.J.: It was about her having her period!
<1> WoDaN: As you were.
<1> apologies to WoDaN .. its supposed to be dan (damn BitchX)
<2> Hah.
<2> First Ones: "Vorlons Tavutna Chog!"
<2> Marcus: "I think you just hit a nerve. The Vorlons must own them something."
<2> Ivonova: "At least it tells us they understand our language. They are just not willing to speak it."
<2> Marcus: "Who knew they were French?"
<1> wth??
<2> From Babylon 5!
<1> oj ****
<2> Totally.
<3> Kosh.
<2> Kosh++
<6> Good morning.
<2> Don't tell me what ****ing kind of god damned mother ****ing ****-*** morning to have you neolithic fossilized piece of monkey ****! I'll have any pissant kind of god damned day I damn well mother****ing please!
<7> there a hylafax-client-modul which make "die", if the a connection failes
<8> A little less bright-eyed and bushy-tailed than usual there, ew73
<7> but i dont want, that it dies
<7> is there a way to prevent the modul from dieing wihtout change it?
<7> its silly, it dies when the p***word is wrong
<7> or something like that
<7> whatever
<7> ill modify the modul
<2> meppl: Probably not. Check the module's documentation. And if there's nothing there, change it to 'warn' or add 'use Carp' and use 'carp' instead.
<9> How do you negate (^) a sequence of characters rather than just a set?
<10> NathanJY: !~
<9> ah thanks
<10> (or, if you want to do something more complex, you use negative look ahead or look behind)


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