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<0> How?
<1> This avi crashed my box like three times
<0> aww
<1> Like, hard lock
<1> ****ing X
<0> x.org is nice.
<2> could't find a config module, capable of parsing xml and perl code config files too, are there any?
<1> Hrm
<1> Stupid mp3 player
<3> I'm coding too late at night, how do I if (variable != /regex/) {
<0> No recoils in abject horror at my code? I'm disappointed.
<1> rue_home: !~
<1> ew73: We lurk in public perl channels
<1> I've seen worse.
<0> Or unless( $var =~ /rexgex/ )
<4> ew73: whats it supposed to do?



<3> !~ ?
<4> the whole peice that is
<3> ok
<4> ew73: you should have seen my code before i learned what use strict and use warnings did
<0> simcop2387: It pulls stuffs from a database with a bunch of Name/Value pairs and creates proxy methods for them, and, if there's more than one name with, creates an array.
<1> Holy ugly invented language
<0> yeah I realized I sounded like gumby :(
<3> your not dissing perl right?
<5> you're
<0> simcop2387: That code should run flawlessly under strict, except maybe I should 'our' $AUTOLOAD down there.
<4> ew73: so basically its pulling stuff from a db to create methods for them? are the value pairs perl code?
<1> Seriously, what kind of ****ing mp3 player sorts 10 before 02
<3> opps, sorry is that a puncionally correct channel :)
<0> simcop2387: Pulling stuff.
<4> ew73: what?
<4> GumbyBRAIN: pulling stuff
<6> simcop2387: When stuff gets print to the router can do stuff on the spectators' side of it?
<5> limericks
<0> So a db row that's something like id=n Name=Bob Value=McFadden would generate a method named Bob(), that returns "McFadden"
<4> b0at: i once knew a man from nantucket
<4> ew73: ah
<3> since when does /./././././././././././.././../../.. not match if ($filetmp !~ /\/\.{1,2}/ ) {
<1> westside: !
<1> rue_home: What?
<3> hmm maybe a .*
<3> and $
<0> And if there was another one with Name=Bob Value=Foo, Bob() would return an array 'McFadden', 'Foo'
<4> ew73: i like mine better
<3> grrr
<4> rue_home: should match
<3> if ($filetmp !~ /.*\/\.{1,2}$/ ) {
<3> I need it to stop entering directories that are .. or .
<3> it having awefull fun with it though
<7> anyone from .DE?
<4> eval: "/./././../../.../" !~ m|/.{1,2}| ? "yes" : "no"
<8> simcop2387: Return: no
<0> Actually. I lied. It'll return an array regardless. But that's on my List to Fix.
<4> eval: 1? "yes": "no"
<8> simcop2387: Return: yes
<5> eval: "/./././././././../."=~/\/\.\.?/?1:0
<8> b0at: Return: 1
<4> rue_home: well first it is matching
<3> hmm
<4> rue_home: matching perfectly
<4> rue_home: your if is wrong
<3> hu?
<1> hungary
<4> rue_home: you want to enter the if (...) {here} right?
<4> rue_home: use =~ instead of !~ for that
<4> or am i misunderstanding how you're doing it
<9> rue_home: =~ sees if something _does_ match, and !~ sees if something _doesn't_ match.
<4> eval: "/./././../../.../" !~ m|/\.{1,2}| ? "yes" : "no"
<8> simcop2387: Return: no
<3> if $filetmp dosn't end in . or ..
<4> doesn't end? ah you want to play with /...$/
<3> currect
<9> /\/\.{1,2}$/
<4> $/ at the end of a regex matches the end of the string
<3> I want it to do the code if the directory is NOT . or ..
<9> if ( $path !~ m|/\.{1,2}$/ ) { $path does not end in /.. or /. - do stuff here. }
<1> I want everyone to know I'm making an honest effort to listen to rap music



<9> buu: who
<1> 1. Various - [2 Fast 2 Furious #05] Tyrese & Ludacris Feat. R. Kel [4:53]
<10> Oh please
<1> hahahaha
<10> Featuring R. bloody Kelly?
<1> YES
<1> FOR YOUR AUDITORY PLEASURE
<3> whats the m|
<10> Get some proper rap music, at least
<0> Now Playing: Phish - Harry Hood
<11> "rap music"? oxymoron
<3> I'v never seen that before
<10> Now Playing: Concerto in D Minor after Alessandro Marcello, BWV 974 I.
<10> Hah I am fancier than you
<10> rickest, people only think that because they've either never heard good rap music, or they weren't listening.
<1> HAHA PHISH
<1> Brend: Don't make me bust out the cl***ical
<11> Brend: some people think that because a b*** line + yacking != music
<10> rickest: Yes, but those people are bigots and their opinion is of no consequence at all
<1> hrm
<10> Hence when I am king they will be first against the wall.
<1> Stupid mp3 reader
<11> Brend: whereas you're well-rounded and fair minded. I see
<1> II IN TABERNA is NOT a bloody artist
<1> It's the name of the movement
<12> The Devil has taken music and he has twisted it and is using it to hammer a message into the lives and the lifestyles of this generation.
<10> buu: You're just showing off that you know what a movement is
<1> Actually
<1> I don't think it's a movement
<1> I have no ****ing idea what you call it
<1> Brend: I was mostly showing off the fact that I have Carmina Burana
<12> Hmmmm Featuring R. Kelly being tortured for crimes against humanity.
<11> sample a 25+ year-old drum beat, add a two-note b*** riff, and yack. Call it music!
<10> rickest, you're doing it again
<12> Preaching to the choir dude.
<11> Brend: not again, still
<10> Besides, much sillier things than that have been called music
<1> Oh good
<1> I have coldplay
<1> I was worried there for a second
<10> Something is music if someone - anyone - says it is. Whether it's _good_ music is another question, but at least then we're being honest about our own subjectivity
<10> buu: That you might be hetero***ual?
<1> Yeah
<12> Homo you don't
<1> Wagner - [Das Rheingold #02] Scene 1 - 'Weia! Waga! Woge, d [1:10]
<1> (I'm better than you)
<1> Hrm. ****. The play list moved on to requiem for a dream, excuse me while I go kill myself
<10> (Hah hah hah you want to impress your cl***ical mastery upon us and you pull out _Wagner_??)
<11> actually there's a definition for music that you ought to bother to read so as to appear less ignorant
<1> Brend: =[
<1> Brend: No hating on wagner
<1> IT'S IN GERMAN
<1> THAT MEANS IT'S GOOD
<12> JA!
<1> Da!
<11> marlene?
<1> Hrm
<1> Ya, Da, Ja,
<1> How many other ways can we spell that?
<1> Walter Franco - [Respire Fundo #01] Respire Fundo [4:06]
<10> rickest: The definition at thefreedictionary.com includes " Vocal or instrumental sounds possessing a degree of melody, harmony, or rhythm." (note: rap fulfils this) and " An aesthetically pleasing or harmonious sound or combination of sounds" (note: _anything_ fulfils this)
<10> Try again.
<12> blah
<10> buu: Want some Bach!?
<11> Brend: so anyone calling *anything* music does not make it so
<12> Mag ich verprgele Ihre Mutter
<1> Woody Guthrie - [Songs to Grow on for Mother ad #02] Swimmy Swim [1:56]
<1> Brend: I've got some
<11> very good. lesson concluded
<10> rickest: Anything involving sound, then.
<10> buu: Get more.
<1> Hrm. Brandenburg concertos
<0> Brend: I *really* like Bond. They'e hawt AND they do cl***ical.
<1> Brend: I'm not a huge fan of Bach


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