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<0> I'm fairly new to Perl myself, so bare with me. =)
<1> :)
<2> you're getting naked together?
<3> woohoo!
<0> haha, no
<3> Everyone needs a little naked time with Perl.
<0> I use the naked block once in a while
<4> hell, I'm naked right now
<0> does that count?
<3> eggzeck: no
<0> damn
<0> So I need to get naked while coding?
<5> casual nudity is ok
<3> you have to commune with Perl. do it in a meadow. preferably with a stream and maybe some small woodland creatures.
<0> haha



<0> OK, I'm getting back to reading
<6> asefas
<2> GumbyBRAIN: Baby please don't go down to New Orleans, 'cause I love you so, baby please don't go
<7> Please to be you!
<1> eggzeck, if i use index then i find only one match
<0> kikaz, learn to combine both index() and substr() and use a loop
<0> eval: $string = "You are lost"; substr( $string, index( $string, "gg" ), 2 );
<8> eggzeck: Return: t
<0> oops
<9> GumbyBRAIN: superfly
<7> Fox news has gotten into the mbox format is good.
<0> haha
<0> OK, now I have to really continue reading.
<2> GumbyBRAIN: The mbox format is bad
<7> I once (ca. 1991) Figured out how cgi actually works is if it goes bad i can use to format?
<10> GumbyBRAIN: Be perlbot
<7> Perlbot be like perlbot.
<11> <11> OMG u r teh gr8est 10x thx k bye!
<2> GumbyBRAIN: no bot no cry
<7> Well cry and then try to stay in the bot_connect.
<0> oh, no wonder it only returned t, THERE IS NO "g" in $string; haha, I'm slow.
<0> eval: $string = "You are lost"; substr( $string, index( $string, "a" ), 3 );
<8> eggzeck: Return: are
<0> kikaz, now use that bit of tiny knowledge, and think something up :)
<0> eval: $string = "You are lost"; substr( $string, index( $string, "l" ), 4 );
<8> eggzeck: Return: lost
<0> get the picture? hehe
<0> does rindex stand for (rear)index?
<0> haha
<2> I always parsed the "r" string functions as "from the right"
<0> makes sense
<2> unless you write in an RTL script ;)
<12> I always interpreted it as reverse
<12> as in, composition of index and reverse (or is reverse and index? I almost mix this up)
<2> composition of reverse, index, and subtraction -- if C had reverse ;)
<6> C has reverse. it just takes several lines
<6> rob kinyon's perl.com stuff isn't very...
<6> uhh
<6> interesting
<6> the ones about subs anyway
<2> sili_: what I really meant was "if libc had strrev()"
<6> nitpickery.
<6> c makes me angry anyway
<6> what i really want is distributed goodness, a cpan, and scheme.
<6> yay.
<6> how much of a difference would $400/mo make in my life?
<2> the marginal utility of $400 depends very much on how much money you already have ;)
<6> 3400
<6> 3600 if i stopped caring about the 401k.
<12> that's a new computer every month
<12> you could toss it out the window when you get mad
<6> that sounds like work
<6> i'm not on good terms with work anymore
<12> depending where you put the computer, your cat may volunteer to help you out with it
<2> sili_: no, computers are for playing Unreal Tournament.
<6> we play that at work sometimew
<6> we play that at work sometimes
<13> why is " if ($filesufix_pre eq "JPG" ) " condition true when its not ?
<6> sean33: user error



<6> eval: "JPG" eq "JPG"
<8> sili_: Return: 1
<13> what have i done wrong ?
<6> sean33: $filesufix_pre (a poor variable) isnt' what you think it is
<6> sean33: so, from that line in your code, trace backwards and figure out where it went wrong
<12> come now, variables don't need to have consistent token separation or correct spelling
<6> bpalmer: i wonder if my coworkers will buy that
<12> just say it with a glare, so that they know they'd have to work to convince you otherwise
<12> then natural laziness will take over
<6> wow this shirt is so wrong. "abortions tickle"
<6> then there is a user pic of a bloody girl in a bathtub with a hanger
<13> but i printing the var in my debug and it is JPG or GIF but when its GIF its not JPG so thus it should not be true
<6> sean33: no, you're doing something wrong.
<6> use Data::Dumper;
<6> then BEFORE the if(), put "print Dumper $var"; then inside of the if, die Dumper $var
<13> $filesufix_pre = @sufix[1] ; <- maybe setting it not as the value ?
<6> print Dumper \@sufix;
<6> time to learn to debug
<12> sean33: incidentally, it's better to do $sufix[1] (although, the word isactually spelt 'suffix')
<12> @suffix[1] is an array slice which happens to decay into a scalar
<2> Whenever you think that you are facing a contradiction, check your premises. You'll find that one of them is wrong. ;)
<6> fie on your big words.
<12> unless you're in a lovecraftian universe. Then you're just without hope
<6> i need all these tshirthell shirts
<13> lovecraftian universe ?
<6> they're so offensive.
<14> sili_, I want to wear one of the baby ones.
<12> sili_: link?
<6> http://www.tshirthell.com/hell.shtml
<14> bpalmer, tshirthell.com
<6> pingu: you got baby?
<2> bpalmer: those people have never even _heard_ of taste ;)
<14> sili_, no :P
<6> taste is what people tell themselves to feel better about "different"
<2> UP TO 5XL in some style/color combinations
<2> fat bastards ;)
<6> hobbs: ya, good thing i purge regularly
<2> heh. Barely Legal Immigrant
<6> wow
<6> I SURFED THE TSUNAMI - TSUNAMI SHIRT
<6>
<2> also available in sober!
<15> heh
<16> my boss has one of those
<16> and he was actually there for the tsunami
<16> in Phuket
<6> ****it!
<6> learn how to speel.
<16> never!
<6> i wonder if i should go to sleep soon
<6> http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=663
<13> oh gees i feel so dumb when i make stupid mistakes
<6> sean33: you fixed it!
<13> yes
<6> with some practice hopefully you'll make fewer of them
<17> can I ****ing as a question?
<17> or do I now risk axing?
<17> ;)
<6> XaXXon: **** here.
<13> its in a loop , checking a file suffix .. but i didnt reset the var set on a true condition so it just stayed as the result from the previous loop
<2> We're the regulators that deregulate
<6> sean33: that sounds like a problem that can be solved with my()
<2> sili_: http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=329
<6> :(
<15> GumbyBRAIN: The third rule of perl club is a statement of fact: pod is ***y.
<7> My next step is to use perl to the club :p.
<15> bot-emoticons!
<2> sili_: haha
<15> cube it, ****er
<18> cheese is gone off milk with bugs and mold. that's why it tastes so good.
<2> sili_: the "Pregntame lo que dice esta playera" T-shirt
<2> GumbyBRAIN: Plus the advantage of dog's milk is when it goes off it tastes exactly the same as when it's fresh.
<7> Same goes for if you as a separate process.
<19> hi


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