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<0> da9000: you mean get perl to tell you about your PHP config? You don't ;)
<1> da9000: If it runs, it works.
<2> heh
<3> da9000 - you may want 'perl -V'
<0> da9000: in any case, mod_perl doesn't involve accessing perl binaries, that's sort of the point.
<0> da9000: Get your config ironed out, then invoke some hello world. End of story :)
<3> da9000 - otherwise: we do not know PHP, and do not know what phpinfo() does (and please don't teach us: just ask us about the information that phpinfo() gives you)
<4> hobbs: no, I meant the equivalent
<4> ayrnieu: ok
<4> hobbs: yes, my mistake, not binaries, I meant that it's accessible from apache2
<4> (not perl, but mod_perl)
<1> da9000: If you load the module in apache and apache runs, you're done
<4> ayrnieu: phpinfo() will do something like print the running environment/setup
<2> yay
<4> buu: that's i guess my problem: once installed and force-reloaded, I don't know how to "load the module" in apache. There IS a *.load file, but is that enough ?
<2> 8gb of WMV shrunk down to 4.5gb of FLV goodness



<1> da9000: Um. This is a basic apachec config. LoadModule perl?
<1> LoadModule mod_perl; or something
<2> da9000, using debian?
<4> ok, checking, thanks
<4> Shadda: yes
<2> run a2enmod
<2> should prompt you :p
<1> USE THE FORCE WESLEY
<5> or just do the symlinks manually
<4> Shadda: sweet. says already enabled, yet the pages (done in perl) don't get executed..
<1> da9000: This is not what mod_perl does.
<0> da9000: learn what mod_perl does
<1> da9000: Mod perl is an extension to allow for writing apache modules in perl.
<4> realy!?
<1> yes
<4> ok, sorry guys, i never realized that
<4> i thought it worked like mod_php and mod_everything else...
<6> probably not exactly.
<0> da9000: it does work like mod_everything else
<3> you've used mod_everything else?
<4> so then these perl pages will be executed through a CGI process, right?
<4> ayrnieu: mod_php
<0> da9000: which is to say that it does something to apache :)
<1> da9000: If you study further you might realize that mod_php acts like vey few othe modules =]
<4> then what is buu talking about!?
<3> da9000 - so, you're just ***uming the behavior of 'everything else' by php's behavior? That's a bad strategy.
<4> ok, thanks a lot guys
<1> Weee
<3> PHP--
<2> no, RoR--
<2> ****in thing
<6> PHP-- while 1
<7> PHP -- x 1..32767;
<8> hahahaha
<7> PHP-- x 1..32767;
<8> lewsers!
<6> amnesiac: pwn
<8> sili_, !!!
<8> arrggg... something with my game box is wrong... the cpu, mobo or vidcard
<6> tsk
<8> someone of that gets heat up, and the computer shuts down
<8> :(
<8> I need to trace what is causing it
<2> I just love RoR zealots... "dood! u can make a blog in like 5 minutes!! now I can finally tell the world how much I cut myself"
<7> amnesiac: write some php to help diagnose it :P
<8> hahahaha
<8> if I write some php my penis will fall out
<8> :)
<7> haha
<6> fall out or fall off?
<2> or just void warranty
<7> amnesiac has a detachable penis I guess :P
<8> sili_, sorry, fall off
<8> :)
<8> explain the diff plz :)
<6> fall off would be like detaching
<6> fall out could be like... your fly is open and it fell out of your pants
<9> which perldoc holds the qw(), qq(), etc operators?
<6> fly = zipper



<7> combination fried rice > *
<6> dec_: perlop
<6> dec_: quote-like
<1> c0ck
<8> sili_, oh
<9> sili_ - Hehe, found it just as you said that - thanks. :)
<2> ~/ I wanna kill you...I wanna blow you...away ~/
<10> Perl's text manipulation sure can get confusing...
<2> pvd2006, til you try doing it in C
<6> heh
<6> perl's let you do lots of stuff pretty efficiently
<8> you can **** with Perl too
<8> go!
<1> Perl ****s back
<6> try writing a //gc emulator in php
<6> or maybe even a simple while //g
<1> sili_: preg_match_maybe_regex(optoin(G)); obviously
<6> buu: no, preg_match_maybe_replace_option_g_w_callback()
<8> o.O
<8> that's just silly
<2> hmm, who wants to give me a server, dual xeons, atleast 200gb disk space, and starting at 1tb transfer/mo
<2> for free
<2> anyone?
<8> ...
<6> Shadda: fsvo free
<11> i'll give you a server for free
<1> haha
<1> Data wins.
<11> but you have to give me money in return
<1> Shadda: haha, why do you need dual xeons?
<6> yay for 100mb php processes
<2> heh
<2> actually, carbonix is written mostly in php :p
<1> Shadda: You never answered=[
<2> buu, m*** converting video files to flv, round the clock
<1> Shadda: Ah
<2> large databases
<1> Why?
<2> site I'm running
<2> well, trying to run
<1> heh
<2> no time to get it written
<1> You can get a box fairly cheaply
<2> yeah, I'm running off a fairly decent vps right now, but due to some recent pressure by the datacenters they're being a little pissy on the content of my pages
<12> Man **** i'm bored. I get off at 2 ****ing oclock when everythign closes. It drives me crazy being at work ALL night while everybody else gets to party.
<2> specifically my NSFW section
<12> Damn you fate.
<1> Shadda: Bitches.
<13> Kylixen: Just drink at work
<13> Kylixen: Solve both problems at once
<12> revdiablo: That might be detrimental to my career.
<12> I'd rather have some hotties in here anyway.
<13> You don't sound very satisfied with your career to begin with
<2> Kylixen, again, drink at work. after a couple belts you'll be humping the water cooler
<12> revdiablo: No I love it, but my shift ****s.
<1> Hrm. Interesting,
<2> buu, I think you mean, "Curious..."
<12> revdiablo: Saturday nights are slow and it's horrid thinking how everybody else is out jammin.
<2> Kylixen, yeah...we're all out...jamming...sigh...
<1> Shadda: Apparently I can't put "purient content" on my box either =[
<1> ****ers.
<12> Shadda: We'll i'd be out jammin if I were you :P
<8> Wankers.
<12> ...
<12> Yea, remove that apostrophe.
<12> *shoots it*
<2> I'd be out right now if my girly friend wasn't in oregon all week :p
<13> Kylixen: All this time talking is less time you have for drinking
<12> revdiablo: Sure, let me ferment that pop real quick...
<13> Which, incidentally, I'm going to start doing right now.
<12> Oh, I'm definitely stopping and getting beer on the way home.
<12> It will compliment my other self medication nicely.
<2> love these sites who think they can get away with charging for information


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