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<0> pi doesn't reveal the mysteries of the universe.
<1> Pi, the movie, dumb***
<2> phretor: are you aware of PAR? http://par.perl.org/ ?
<0> never heard of pi the movie sorry.
<3> Ani-_: I need to bundle some modules as libraries for a web application (Movable Type) in order to get the app "self contained"
<4> infinitus: so you're saying you want to randomly generate the sequence of bytes that represents the data structure of '@array = (1 .. 5)' in Perl?
<1> infinitus, seriously, check it out. it's pretty good, and it's right up your alley.
<0> no japhy
<0> hang on i'm gonna show you something.
<3> Ani-_: note that I've no control on how the application loads modules
<5> can someone kick infinitus please
<4> I hope it's not an Avatar holding a scroll with snowcrash on it
<4> because I will be TOTALLY pissed
<1> oh come on guys, he's harmless
<1> like my neighbor's puppy
<0> give me a chance guys.
<4> that puppy must never **** or piss.
<1> just pat him on the head and tell him to stop sniffing your crotch
<0> this is a new discovery.
<1> infinitus, stop sniffing my crotch!
<0> please stop mocking me.
<1> heh
<4> infinitus: no, it sounds identical to the monkeys-writing-shakespeare. the only difference is that you're not doing it randomly, you're doing it in order, AND you have an INFINITE target area.
<0> I'm only trying to learn to code for an open source project.
<0> right japhy.
<0> exactly right.
<6> w00t
<0> on a buffer.
<4> ok. you have an INFINITE target area.
<4> which means, you won't get it done.
<0> yes hence infinitus
<4> do this for shakespeare's works.
<0> you print them on a buffer.
<4> buffer buffer buffer buffer
<1> ok
<1> print them on a buffer...
<4> infinitus: here's an easier task...
<4> write a program that prints all the natural numbers.
<4> once the program is done, THEN do your infinitus code stuff.
<0> var=0; while true; do var=$(($var+1)) ; echo "$var" ; done
<4> which is funny because, in the printing of those numbers, you'll have produced somewhere the infinitus CODE!
<0> that's the bash code.
<4> which you can then locate, compile, and run!
<4> perl -le 'print ++x while 1'
<0> yeah it's a ****y paradox.
<4> err, ++$x
<0> brb
<1> infinitus, create a #infinitus channel
<4> infinitus: right, so, don't sweat it. the integers from 1 to infinity, when converted to character strings, will produce every conceivable string of characters (from 0 to 255, that is)
<4> don't get me started on unicode ;)
<1> haha
<4> SMALL LATIN E WITH ACUTE ACCENT
<4> it's delicious
<1> nothing beats the heart character, whichever it is / whatever it's called
<4> I will name a cereal unic-O-de's
<1> hahaha
<4> each piece of cereal will be a different unicode entity
<7> unicode has a heart character?
<1> dec, duh
<4> dec: yes.
<4> dec: unicode probably has a "japhy" character
<4> I'd /nick to that if I knew where it was.
<0> finally you understand what i'm trying to do.
<1> heart, steaming coffee, a ****ING SNOWMAN
<3> Ani-_: PAR does not apply to my problem
<7> \o/ snowman!
<4> infinitus: I've known for a long time. not as long as your program will be running, though.
<1> dec, YES!
<0> now if i could produce this loop and make it spit out the binary characters to the /dev/dsp device.
<7> Snowmen++
<7> What did one snow man say to the other snow man?
<4> infinitus: yes, I'm sure you can. I hope you like screeching.
<0> i might just let this calculate for five years on an offline box.
<1> dec, why is your penis orange, and on your face
<8> 0x2603
<8> that's the snowman
<4> dec: I think he said, "I HATE THE ****ING WINTER"
<7> Watch Lost, you bastards. :)
<1> YAY
<0> so japhy i don't care how long it's going to take to create long sounds.
<1> dec, I do
<9> anybody know how to make big and fast string buffer in perl?
<0> i just want to execute the cycle and hear what the first part of the spectrum sounds like.
<9> maybe preallocated
<1> big / fast string buffer in perl eh...
<10> how does the theoretical informatics scientist avoid work?
<10> by prooving it impossible ;-)
<10> that way he reduces every problem to a task he is good at ;-))
<7> q[ender] - did you watch tonight's episodes?
<0> japhy, can you help me?
<1> dec, nope, i PVRed it
<7> q[ender] - ah, you're missing out!
<7> :)
<1> dec, for now
<0> much the same way a clock works on a cycle the infinitus code works on a cycle. only the infinitus code works on a never repeating cycle.
<1> *groan*
<7> ... what?
<0> God please help.
<0> I'm looking for people who are actually interested in this stuff.
<0> The secrets to alchemy are in this code.
<10> infinitus: :-)
<1> infinitus, create a #infinitus
<0> and the cure to cancer.
<10> infinitus: it is worth quite a lot of money then :)
<0> yes it is.
<0> so why not put it together with me.
<10> infinitus: 8-) sounds attractive
<7> I have no idea what he's talking about but it doesn't sound like perl...
<10> well "reads"
<10> dec: yay
<7> yay indeed.
<11> The Yaakov code is already done.
<12> i wonder, if i should reply to those messages
<11> xahlee: Flip a coin.
<12> Yaakov: that's not good
<11> xahlee: Why not?
<12> Yaakov: many many years ago, i decided that one should never flip a coin for decisions
<11> xahlee: Foolish consistency is the hobgoblin, etc.
<12> :) well...
<12> the logic is this:
<12> when you flip a coin, you might as well just pick whatever you feel slightly pro
<4> grampa xahlee, tell us a story from back when you flipped coins!
<11> xahlee: The most successful means for investigating physical systems is entirely dependent on coin flipping.
<13> I *always* flip a coin.
<11> xahlee: Flip to see which you perefer!
<12> Yaakov: that's different context
<11> xahlee: Don't get all logical on me, man.
<11> xahlee: That just won't fly.
<12> Yaakov: i was in the context of making decisions
<11> xahlee: Well, if you want to be picky, that is the ONLY purpose for the coin flip in a Monte Carlo simulation.
<12> Yaakov: suppose you are in a girl's house
<11> I am a married man!
<12> Yaakov: and you are dithering over whether to try to stay over
<11> xahlee: If it is DITHERING, the coin flip is just perfecdt.
<13> You flip a coin. If it's heads, you're a gentleman, if it's tails switch to lecherous mode.
<11> perfect.
<11> xahlee: But in your case, flip the coin and do the OPPOSITE of the result.
<11> xahlee: That will make you feel better.
<11> xahlee: Or, flip a coin and then flip another to see if you should follow the advice of the first.
<14> eval: my @list=('6042660001','6042660002','604660003') ; my $ref=\@list ; my string=join "and src not like " @{packages} ; $
<15> Array found where operator expected at (eval 130) line 1, near ""and src not like " " (Missing operator before ?) dlynes_home: Error: No such cl*** string at (eval 130) line 1, near "; my string" s
<14> eval: my @list=('6042660001','6042660002','604660003') ; my $ref=\@list ; my $string=join "and src not like " @{packages} ; $string=join $string " and dst not like " @{packages} ; $string
<15> Array found where operator expected at (eval 130) line 1, near ""and src not like " " (Missing operator before ?) Array found where operator expected at (eval 130) line 1, near "" and dst not like "
<14> eval: my @list=('6042660001','6042660002','604660003') ; my $ref=\@list ; my $string=join "and src not like " @{packages} ; $string=join $string . " and dst not like " @{packages} ; $string
<15> Array found where operator expected at (eval 130) line 1, near ""and src not like " " (Missing operator before ?) Array found where operator expected at (eval 130) line 1, near "" and dst not like "
<14> I'm trying to iterate through a list of values to create a sql query string, to filter out certain values that i've already selected out in a previous call to another function
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