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<0> Cool man.
<1> infinitus: binary has two charachters. 0 and 1. So do you really mean 'binary character'?
<0> I hope you understand me now.
<2> infinitus: print pack I, $_ for 0..1_000_000
<0> no i want an infinte loop.
<2> ...
<0> so it will always play a new sound.
<2> SURELY YOU KNOW HOW TO USE WHILE
<0> so that if i left it running for a vigintillion years it would make every sound possible
<3> Botje: my $a = 0; while ($a++) { print pack I, $a; }
<1> s/YOU KNOW/YOU DON'T KNOW/;
<4> I do, and don't call me Shirley
<5> infinitus, sound isn't like that
<0> yes it is.
<3> Botje: Sorry, meant to address that to infinitus.
<5> infinitus, it will simply sound like ****e all the time



<3> infinitus: my $a = 0; while ($a++) { print pack I, $a; }
<0> no because if you print every possible combination of binary characters in order to the dsp device.
<0> it will print every possible sound the computer can generate.
<2> yes. and?
<3> Botje: Let's not question him.
<5> infinitus, actually it will not
<4> infinitus: it will make every SINGLE tone. not every "sound"
<5> infinitus, your appreciation of psychoacoustics is lacking
<4> my computer makes sounds that are not just a single tone
<6> GumbyBRAIN: scrollback
<7> Get a bigger scrollback.
<5> japhy, thank you
<0> if the strings get long enough it will start printing sounds.
<0> first tones then sounds.
<2> infinitus: no ..
<8> i think it's like a million monkeys
<2> sound is commonly stores at 44100 hz
<4> infinitus: you'd have a shorter wait if you did: my $a = 0; while ($a++) { print works_of_shakespeare($a) }
<0> yeah a million monkeys. right.
<3> Botje: Why isn't infinitus correct? He's write, it's just like Shakespeare and monkeys.
<4> q[ender]: dammit!
<4> you beat me to it.
<4> wow. EVERYONE thought of it.
<0> except these monkeys are organized.
<2> so you'd have to have strings of 44100 characters before you'd start with that
<3> Botje: But it would happen *eventually* with this loop.
<2> now. calculate 256**44100
<3> Botje: I mean, what's a few gazillion years between friends?
<2> and divide that by, say 86400*1000
<0> nope. 6 character strings would produce sounds.
<5> Ciaran_H, because the sounds preceeding and following the particular sound will affect the perception of the sound
<1> eval: 256**44100 / (86400*1000)
<9> Ani-_: Return: inf
<3> vorsprung: That's true, actually. Good point.
<1> eval: use bigint; 256**44100 / (86400*1000)
<9> Ani-_: Error: Can't locate bigint.pm in @INC (@INC contains:) at (eval 130) line 1. BEGIN failed--compilation aborted at (eval 130) line 1.
<1> eval: use bignum; 256**44100 / (86400*1000)
<9> Ani-_: Error: Can't locate bignum.pm in @INC (@INC contains:) at (eval 130) line 1. BEGIN failed--compilation aborted at (eval 130) line 1.
<4> Math::BigInt, I thought
<0> this idea is exactly why i call myself infinitus.
<0> like this. ok.
<4> infinitus: if you want to do, it go ahead and do it.
<4> we won't wait for the results.
<0> if you print a - z aa ab ac ... joe jof jog
<3> eval: use Math::BigInt; 256**44100 / (86400*1000)
<9> Ciaran_H: Error: Can't locate Math/BigInt.pm in @INC (@INC contains:) at (eval 130) line 1. BEGIN failed--compilation aborted at (eval 130) line 1.
<1> there is a bigint aswell (which uses Math::BigInt)
<0> see how theres garbage in there.
<0> but ad is a word
<4> and hopefully you won't have gone naturally deaf (or dead) before you get the results you want
<0> so words get printed with the junk.
<8> infinitus, perl -we 'for ((0..1000, 10000..11000, 100000..101000)x5) { @chrs = split //; foreach (@chrs) { print } print pack "I", $_ }' > /dev/dsp
<0> just as sounds would get printed.
<4> infinitus: yes, because "words" are merely junk that we've ***igned a meaning to!
<5> infinitus, you'd be better off using csound
<5> infinitus, or festival
<10> Ani-_: I need to copy-and-bundle those modules into a different location, in order to bundle them with a web application. So I need to know what's the right one to choose.
<4> vorsprung: are you suggesting we party!
<4> I'll bring the bubbly
<0> vorsprung i don't mean to be rude but you are not ****ing understanding me at all.
<3> infinitus: In any case, we gave you the answer. It was slighlty wrong, but only needs one correction.



<10> Ani-_: did you get the idea?
<4> -headed girls
<3> infinitus: my $a = 1; while ($a++) { print pack I, $a; }
<0> I call my code the Infinitus cycle. what is, is a cosmic paradox.
<3> That's with the correction.
<5> japhy, hehe partying is probably a better idea than producing a wide range noise signal that goes on forever
<4> vorsprung: even ALIENS don't do that.
<4> they send pulses of prime numbers
<0> if you keep counting in base 26 every word will eventually print.
<4> infinitus: yes, we know.
<0> it would take about 30 days to calculate
<8> heh, the infinitus cycle
<2> infinitus: you might want to have a talk with xahlee
<4> Botje: why? do you really want his head to burst open?
<2> japhy: it doesn't affect _ME_ :)
<8> omg, he's not REALLY working on creating an infinitus cycle of sound, he's creating an infinitus cycle IN HERE
<2> OMG WERE DOOMEDED!
<0> hahaha.
<3> I need to work.
<2> can't work if you're doomed.
<2> unions won't allow it
<8> damn
<1> Hmm. Damn it.
<11> GumbyBRAIN: aliens, time travelers and espers
<7> my feeling is it a personal machine between facilities in boston we were done for a week and a text file to a reasonable way to say that is super, super smart and work on time.
<1> Can't paste the output of 256 ** 44100 / 86400 / 1000 at sial.org :/
<2> aww :[
<0> first printing the binary string 0x00 then 0x01 till it gets to 0xFF then "0x00 0x00", "0x00 0x01"
<2> infinitus: kindly to **** off and write it in C already.
<8> hahahaha
<0> hahaha.
<8> kindly to **** off!
<0> I've given you guys one **** of a challenge.
<0> i'll bet you can't do it.
<2> no, you are trolling. and doing a good job at it.
<1> 256 ** 44100 / 86400 / 1000 = http://b.wizbit.be/bc.out
<0> i sure as **** can't.
<2> cease and desist.
<8> yes, how do we break the infinitus cycle?!!
<0> not with perl.
<0> ctrl + c
<12> Botje: huuh?
<4> infinitus: huh? you don't think I can write an infinite loop in perl?
<2> sweet sweet SIGINT
<0> what i'm really looking to do is to start a development project for the infinitus code.
<10> Ani-_: isn't my question clear?
<0> i allready have a website designed and everything.
<4> what the hell is "the infinitus code"?
<8> infinitus, SHOW ME
<0> http://infinitelinux.bounceme.net:81/
<8> japhy, teh infinute
<4> UNABLE TO CONNECT
<4> try again
<0> the infinitus code is the representation of every mathematical possiblity of any type of data.
<8> that's kind of silly, no?
<4> infinitus: that sounds like a noble goal. too bad it sounds like it'll take, I dunno, FOREVER
<1> phretor: yes. the auto dir is usually created by AutoSplit.
<0> no it's not silly actually
<0> the secrets of the universe exist far into the code.
<10> Ani-_: and is it required for the module to be loaded?
<2> infinitus: OMG. I JUST SAW YOUR P***WORD IN THE DIGITS OF PI
<0> with a powerful enough computer and accurate search engine technology who knows what would be extracted from the loop.
<8> THERE'S NOT ENOUGH ENTROPY!
<5> Botje, there's a straight line between where you are and Easter Island!
<0> it's a scary code.
<0> because evil exists in it.
<1> phretor: I'm not sure... :/
<0> it can be applied to any data format.
<0> any language.
<10> Ani-_: did you understand what I'm trying to do with modules?
<0> Pi is weak compared to Infinitus.
<0> pi doesn't reveal the mysteries of the universe.


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