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<0> GumbyBRAIN: locate photo of Botje
<1> Yaakov: Photo of botje.
<0> Helpful.
<2> he did it
<3> =[
<4> I have news! My crappy 4-hour-an-evening job decided I was Management Material. So now it's 5-hours-a-night, and I get an extra $5/hr for doing less!
<2> GumbyBRAIN: locate photo of Yaakov
<1> simcop2387: And a photo of yaakov.
<3> ew73: Where do you work?
<0> Consistent.
<5> ew73: Woohooo!
<0> GumbyBRAIN: locate photo of Paris Hilton
<2> GumbyBRAIN: locate photo of Paris Hilton not having ***
<1> simcop2387: Photo of the gentler ***.
<4> You know, the world will end the moment Paris Hilton inherits the hotel chains.
<0> GumbyBRAIN: locate photo of Paris Hilton



<5> Why?
<0> GumbyBRAIN: die crapbot
<2> Yaakov: its from the LAST thing you send him
<4> Just a sign of the apocolypse.
<5> ew73: Eh, I doubt anyone will notice.
<6> gah.
<0> GAH
<6> no pictures of me. :(
<5> HA HA
<0> Botje_: I showed you my photo.
<0> Botje_: So don't lie.
<6> NO YOU DIDN'T :p
<0> I DID TOO
<6> DID NOT
<6> oh **** it.
<0> If not, it is only because you didn't look.
<6> http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3141/1108/1600/mml2.jpg
<6> happy now :(
<5> You are ghey.
<6> yes.
<6> me and cameras do NOT mix
<0> Maybe I won't look.
<6> and i'm sure with *THAT* photo, juerd et al will spot me from kilometers away
<0> I wonder what Botje looks like.
<6> click the link then.
<6> but don't blame me for lasting retina damage
<7> I hope that doesn't mean Botje has a blog
<6> no i don't.
<6> well, i do, but it's not public.
<6> i use it as a diary :o)
<8> what does it mean when Devel::Size::total_size() causes a segmentation fault?
<0> Botje_: There is nothing wrong with that photo.
<7> a webserver for a diary... that's *so* web 2.0
<7> *service
<0> Botje_: And you have a great hair color.
<6> astecp: it means there's a 2 in your memory
<7> astecp: You know how insects and so on are split up into segments?
<6> Yaakov: everyone recognizes me .. and i **** at faces
<6> makes for awkward meetings sometimes :o)
<0> Pretend to be dead.
<0> And stop ****ing at people's faces, that IS awkward.
<6> *recognizing
<6> :(
<0> I have trouble with reality.
<9> haha
<6> OMG YOU HURTED MY F33LINGS :(
<7> bleh, that's a lie
<6> it used to be worse..
<6> there'd be pics of me floating around which .. aren't good
<5> Arne't good, eh?
<5> Is that code word for "coitus with goats" ?
<7> Yet another bad misuse of the apostrophe
<7> "goats with dongs"
<5> I MISSED.
<5> It was an HONEST mistake
<0> integral: We need a photo of you, you know.
<0> AND DOOKY



<7> Yaakov: The only photo of me is an evil p***port one
<0> Feh.
<7> oooh, I *do* have a picture of me!
<10> gimme!
<11> Anda por aqui uma capoeira? No vejo galinhas...
<0> CapoeiraA: Where is YOUR picture?
<7> http://www.srcf.ucam.org/~bs338/tmp/picofself01.jpg # gosh
<12> Yaakov: such a thing no longer exists. I hate pictures of me
<6> ucam.org?
<6> sounds like a russian webcam site
<0> integral: How old it that picture?
<0> CapoeiraA: Let us hate them too!
<7> hmm, must be last summer I guess, or very possibly this Christmas judging from the laptop position
<12> Cctoide: heh... I AM NO CHICKEN COOP!
<11> No falas a Lngua? :P
<0> integral: You seasonally rotate your laptop?
<11> It's good for the bit alignment
<12> Cctoide: falo, sim.
<11> Ah.
<11> Do brazil, presumo?
<7> Yes! I was doing some work so I had the other keyboard centre desk!
<12> nao sou brasileiro, nao. sou americano
<0> integral: You have an Altec Lansing sub-woofer.
<7> Yep, several in fact, thanks to Gateway
<0> Oh, and speakers to go with it.
<0> I see.
<12> Yaakov: you can hate them without seeing them!
<12> :p
<0> CapoeiraA: Not nearly well enough for such a good friend.
<7> An on the left you can see a big apple fixed scan rate monitor
<12> you can see me on the front of www.smoothsalsa.com
<0> integral: I have a couple dozen 17-19" tubes taking up space.
<0> integral: I hate to chuck them out.
<6> give em to me!
<12> although, I no longer teach and because of that, I'm not in the teachers section
<6> i hate tfts!
<7> I love TFTs! But that one has a slight case of burn-in :-(
<12> I'm the guy in the bottom left of the pic on the front page
<0> integral: I see you are a two-fisted drinker and really fastidious cable router.
<12> Cctoide: ta tclndo de onde?
<11> Portugal
<7> Yaakov: I think you mean too lazy to do the washing up
<11> GumbyBRAIN, who is integral?
<1> Cctoide: what's the difference is that of kroutaplenttey -- is to be exercised on mankind at large i could determine when he deposited it upon the earliest dawn of a deeply laid plan for that step of an inclined position it must be aware of it appeared to be fainting, and no king.
<7> qbot: who is integral?
<13> Integral is Europe's latest gamma ray observatory and continues the pioneering work begun in 1975 with ESA's Cos-B gamma ray satellite. Such an integral is also used for the calculation of voltage difference since voltage is work per unit charge. Every definition of an integral is based on a particular measure. The function for which the integral is calculated is called the integrand. The path integral is a fundamental tool in co
<0> I never knew.
<0> qbot: Who is perl's favorite Yaakov?
<13> I don't know who perl's favorite yaakov is.
<0> No one does.
<12> o Cctoide: entra ai no #perl-br
<6> cube it
<13> You can connect "penis" to nearly anything.
<0> qbot: Who am I?
<13> I Am Sam - Cast, Crew, Reviews, Plot Summary, Comments, Discussion, Taglines, Trailers, Posters, Photos, Showtimes, Link to Official Site, Fan Sites. I-Am-Bored.com lists places to go when you are feeling bored. Read the cl***ic 'When I am King' plus the newest issue of 'LAMA' for free. Had to prove that I am not as nerdy as someone else.
<11> GumbyBRAIN, fight qbot!
<1> Cctoide: who is sphex?
<0> qbot: What is qbot?
<13> Qbot is a quirky, floating robot as the author is quoted "QBot is one of the many maintenance droids onboard the marine ship. The QBot is good for gridding of large libraries onto nylon macro-arrays. QBot is a Channel Management bot with an easy-to-use user interface. Qbot is the 3278th member of Yay Hooray!
<0> GumbyBRAIN: Do you believe that?
<7> oooh! yay, I managed to find "To Dissect a Mocking Bird" again
<1> Yaakov: In regard to the act, in the long run the script login with anonymous then quit and log in with greater freedom, i turned my head and the plunge of the great thoroughfare; and i stood in need of characters -- all of us -- ha! Ha! Ha!" roared the angel hope attend thee ever; and i believe it is you that in landscape arrangements, or collocations alone, is the dais-chamber of our councils.
<0> OK, now the ultimate! I want some LURKER photos!
<7> ooh, current UK electricity demand is apparantly 44GW
<0> My PowerBook uses that much.
<14> hey, I have in my perl script " open(INFILE,"cwd") || die "Can't open the file"; ". shouldn't it display this mesage if the file doesn't exist ?
<5> Yes!
<15> yes it should, StAnLeY^
<7> http://www.nationalgrid.com/ngrealtime/realtime/systemdata.aspx # very cool
<0> integral: http://currentenergy.lbl.gov/thumbs.html
<14> ah, it says " Can't open the file at ./ls line 2. "
<14> Now I figure that it is actually using my message :)
<0> integral: adding up all those numbers, which is not all the power use in the US, makes the relative scale of the two countries clear.


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