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<0> i can figure out a single key/value pair but when i read perldoc and oreilly books on it i just got more confused
<1> Where thingies can be scalars, arrays, hashes, objects, etc.
<2> hashes are ***ociative arrays.
<0> i have a means to do this but i have to repeat a 5 line if statment 10 times
<0> i have been scolded for that
<3> No kidding
<1> http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=330
<4> Does anybody know how I can debug a Authen::SASL Connection?
<3> ew73, did I tell you about the Mardi Gras t-shirt I am getting!
<5> good morning broccoli, ladies and gentlemen
<2> and a good moo'ning to you.
<5> http://www.aclu.org/pizza/ # OOH! I want ID cards!
<2> sprout sub!
<6> hi
<7> Now a days a website has a search string that searches the link related to search string, does any one has idea how it is done ..?
<3> It uses a computer program



<8> hi there
<8> is dankogai here ?
<3> I wonder if we have a seen bot
<3> !seen dankogai
<7> Brend : what it is called ..
<3> perlbot help seen
<3> I guess we don't
<8> looks like, yeah
<2> .seen dankogai
<3> Blitzkrieg1, I'd imagine there are lots of them. Why not just use Google?
<8> i found a bug in his Regexp::Optimizer
<2> there used to be.
<3> It's pretty good at searching for stuff
<8> i though irc would be faster, but hey, i'll drop him a mail
<2> or raise an RT ticket ....
<3> I think it's axiomatically impossible for IRC to be a better solution to anything than anything else
<8> :)
<3> buubot help
<3> What is up with these IRC bots having no help command
<2> GumbyBRAIN: help ?
<9> BinGOs: Had the lady to hear discourse so plainly, though its answer little meaning--little relevancy bore; for we cannot help agreeing that no fact is misrepresented in the morning.
<3> I don't think that counts
<2> =[
<3> GumbyBRAIN, !seen dankogai
<9> Brend: Is dankogai here ?
<3> ...
<3> Oh very helpful
<10> Mmm... Scrambled tofu with corn tortillas and cilantro salsa.
<2> seen dankogai
<2> one of these pesky bots used to do a 'seen' function. i thought it was frogbot
<10> GumbyBRAIN: healthy food
<9> Yaakov: swearing and nudity.
<2> .seen BinGOs
<2> botage level low and falling.
<10> !list
<10> !seen GumbyBRAIN
<2> cube it mofo
<11> god, working with the inane is so taxing
<10> EHLO
<10> This is some seriously good scrambled tofu.
<2> GumbyBRAIN: scrambled stfu!
<9> BinGOs: huh. Yup, open -| is very different from fork(). Fork() does exactly what it does, don't use it anymore. You stfu.
<10> I am eating the scrambled tofu with a fork.
<2> heh >:]
<10> GumbyBRAIN: You look like you are retaining water.
<9> Yaakov: If you are retaining water.
<9> My eyes are cast on things around us and upon the stairs.
<10> GumbyBRAIN: F=MA
<9> Yaakov: mellonta sauta'] these things are but what ma i.
<10> Physics is not GumbyBRAIN's forte.
<2> evidently not.
<12> GumbyBRAIN: bite the wax tadpole
<9> Botje: So either call it hope - that fire of the wax tadpole.
<12> YAY CL***
<10> GumbyBRAIN: What is 9.8m/s^2?
<9> Yaakov: Take her up tenderly; lift her with a poem, in my time, i thought it best, however, to lose gas at so unexpected a discourse, or the converse, or by which we have in our series by edgar allan poe volume 2 of the dead, who is himself so frantically, that m.
<10> I _think_ GumbyBRAIN just suggested farting as a form of seduction.
<3> I think we should train him on the Bible
<13> hehe
<3> Or even better, the Gateless Gate



<12> dgfihoyipo5e/w 12
<12> grr
<14> Heh.
<14> "Brend" "Botje"
<14> I couldn't help reading "berend botje"
<15> is the plural of monkey, monkeys or monkies?
<12> Juerd: :PP
<14> dec: Yes, certainly.
<10> GumbyBRAIN: is the plural of monkey, monkeys or monkies?
<9> Yaakov: 'Br*** monkey chunky, that funky monkey.
<12> TWO DAYS TILL FOSDEM YAY!
<14> Botje: Yeah; yay.
<14> Botje: Where are you staying?
<12> I live 16 km from brussels ;)
<10> dec: eys
<14> You're lucky :)
<10> dec: Unless you mean the band from the 1960's.
<14> Botje: Do you happen to know Brussels well enough to suggest me a safe place to park my car? :)
<15> Yaakov, Juerd - err, "yes" was not one of the options - is it monkeys or monkies ?
<12> ehh
<16> dec: "monkeys" I believe
<10> EYS
<12> not quite ..
<15> Thank you. :)
<15> Yaakov - Ah, thanks. :)
<12> but i'd think the area around the ulb would be quite safish
<14> dec: How can that not be an option?
<10> Hello, bod.
<14> dec: It's the truth.
<16> I've never ssen "monkies", although "The Monkees" was an American TV show attempting to cash-in on the success of the Beatles
<16> Yaaaaakov
<10> How's the bod?
<16> old, fat and bald... yours?
<10> old
<16> bastard
<10> Just lucky.
<16> the three are supposed to go together
<10> Well, my hair IS thinner than at 20, but I work hard to eliminate the fat part.
<16> so do I.. can't say I'm entirely successful though
<10> bod: Yes, it is a constant struggle.
<10> bod: I am both vain and concerned about my health so I have a double motivation, maybe that helps.
<17> Yaakov, you're so vain
<10> q[ender]: It's sadly true. I lost my youth so now I try to keep myself in good shape as a compensation.
<16> could be worse... I picked up some Levis in the US... there were a *lot* bigger sizes than 36
<10> q[ender]: You, too, will lose your youth.
<10> bod: Yes, yes there are.
<17> Yaakov, oh, I already feel as if I never had a youth.
<14> Botje: Are you going to GPW too?
<10> bod: The limit of "fat" makes many people "thin".
<17> hahaha
<10> q[ender]: Your youth was stolen!
<16> q[ender]: didn't have one, or just can't recall because of the dope?
<17> it was stolen indeed
<10> q[ender]: THAT EVIL SCHOOL TEACHER!
<17> hah
<18> It's Perl, so of course there must be a way, but damn if I can figure it out: how can I ask an object if a method is defined without actually calling that method?
<16> can
<14> AfC: $foo->can('aoeu')
<18> ah!
<18> bod, Juerd: thanks!
<16> that kind of introspection typically suggests you rethink your code however...
<14> You can do nice things like "my $methref = $foo->can($method); $foo->$methref() if $methref;"
<14> But of course, "$foo->$method() if $foo->can($method);" is nicer.
<14> bod: Really? I'd have to rethink MUCH of my code then.
<18> bod: No, it's ok - it's a safety/user defined config data thing
<7> i have a string which contains to=<catchall@internet.rksbbdo.com>, orig_to=<naveena@mediadirectionindia.com> or only to field.I am searching for a regex that would parse this string get me orig to id if orig_to field is present or to id if to field is presenrt.
<17> Yaakov, at what age is youth supposedly used up?
<16> Juerd: RTTI is evil, avoid it at all costs
<18> Juerd: that's a nice idiom as well. Thanks.
<12> LIESSS LIIIEEEES!
<14> bod: I disagree.
<16> Juerd: feel free to do so :)
<10> q[ender]: It varies, but in the western world 30 seems to be the knee.


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