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<0> Brend: i don't download alot of anime, i don't download alot of things really
<1> I have never had any non-pr0n anime at all, I'm proud to say
<2> ahh, the tentacles.
<0> Brend: there's non pr0n anime?
<1> .. oh
<3> they won't let me near the 50T of raw music data :(
<1> ew73, do you know why tentacles!
<0> hobbs: i wrote a utility, duchs to help me clean things out before i found kdirlist i think it is
<0> thrig: where?
<3> a Certain Online Music Provider
<2> ~$ du -hs
<2> 5.9G .
<2> I ****.
<1> ew73, apparently Japanese censorship rules are, in total, "don't show a penis"
<0> ew73: i have to run mine as root because permissions are set weird in places that i don't remember



<1> So penetration is fine, so long as it's not a penis
<1> Hence, tentacles!
<0> Brend: also don't show a non-penetrated vagina last i checked
<2> But penis-shaped tentacles are a-ok!
<4> they can show a penis
<4> just not an erect one
<1> simcop2387, _non_penetrated?
<0> Brend: yep
<1> _what_
<0> yea
<0> i could be wrong about that but i have yet to find real japanese cartoon non-censored non-penetrated vagina
<4> I have some
<3> quick! to wikipornedia!
<1> God bless the Japanese
<4> hentai!
<0> lol
<0> thrig: there is such a thing?
<1> No :( I just checked
<3> ha ha!
<1> But there so should be
<2> Debian just made my head hurt again.
<1> Let's make it
<2> /usr/bin/mpg123 -> /etc/alternatives/mpg123 -> /usr/bin/mpg321
<5> ew73: that's not too hard to understand
<4> looks right to me
<2> Yes, but why 3 steps?
<3> quick! write mpg213 and mpg231!
<4> it's a beauracracy!
<0> ew73: there's several different mpg123 clones
<4> the more steps the better!
<0> ew73: but still why 3? dunno
<2> Yes..
<5> ew73: the alternatives links have to be in /etc for policy reasons so they can be managed properly
<2> But debian has this whole "dpkg" thing that can do stuff like that.
<5> ew73: and of course you need the diversion from /usr/bin to /etc/alternatives so that you can run the thing :)
<5> ew73: yes, and that's HOW it does stuff like that
<3> or use non-wacky-RedHat configuration management, and create the link directly
<5> ew73: You couldn't have mpg123 and mpg321 packages both provide /usr/bin/mpg123, because then you couldn't have them both installed at once
<2> hobbs: That seems like a reasonable dependency issue.
<5> ew73: er... say that in a way that makes some sense.
<3> or, install to a versioned software tree, and have both, and multiple versions of both
<0> thrig: what is this ipkg?
<2> It seems to me that having to choose between two alternatives is simple enough. Hell, each package could manage the symlink directly. But maybe I'm old-fashioned.
<3> 'this' being... ?
<5> ew73: that would still create conflicts. So they just delegate to a simple piece of software that does it in a uniform manner for every package that wants it.
<5> ew73: What's the problem with that?
<3> not portable across non-RedHat systems
<2> I guess I see the conflict as a good thing, making you choose between two packages that provide the exact same thing.
<3> ... which is where your configuration management or software tree come into play
<6> in a perl one-liner run from bash, here's how i make one modification: "perl -pe 's/foo/bar/g' file1 > file2'"; how do i make more than one (that is, not only replacing "foo" with "bar", but also replacing "baz" with "fuk")?
<7> GumbyBRAIN: are the cabbages ready to be eaten?
<8> integral: A mountain, to be ready for any denizen of earth.
<9> perl -pe 's/foo/bar/g; s/baz/fuk/' file > file2
<6> ayrnieu: thanks a lot!
<10> anyone want to help me with mod_perl?
<10> -.-
<2> mod_perl makes the baby jesus cry.
<7> perl -pe 's/foo/bar/g' | perl -pe 's/baz/foo/g'
<2> But I'm a pagan, so wh***up?
<6> ayrnieu: you mean "s/baz/fuk/g" rather than "s/baz/fuk/", right?
<10> ew73, uh well



<9> ejofee - the former probably does what you want to do.
<10> I've LoadModule'd mod_perl
<10> in httpd.conf
<10> but my .pl files won't parse
<10> :\
<7> Cryptic_K: did you do the right SetHandlers or AddHandlers?
<9> ejofee - you should probably read 'man perlintro' and 'man perlrun', at least
<2> Add a a SetHandl..what integral said.
<7> Are your perl scripts syntactically correct? DID YOOU READ THE THE MOD_PERL MANUaLS?
<10> probably not a SetHandler
<10> I tried AddHandler
<10> AddHandler perl_module .pl
<7> and you've got a PerlHandler?
<6> ayrnieu: i read it, but i don't remember having found rules for multiple replacements
<7> huh? perl_module?
<7> is he making stuff up?!
<10> LoadModule perl_module modules/mod_perl.so
<2> Maybe!
<10> No idea ;)
<6> ayrnieu: to be honest, i read it more for understanding regexp itself, rather than other manipulation features
<10> Which is why I'm asking
<10> boo
<7> Cryptic_K: no, the handler is called perl-handler LIKE THE ****ING MANUAL SAYS
<7> Cryptic_K: the manual does have a quick start section.
<7> Why don't you try behaving like a normal perl and read it?
<7> Instead of like a retarded ape randomly flinging faeces at the server until it works.
<10> -.-
<2> integral is having a bad day? :(
<7> and it's only 10 past eight!
<2> There's always *********ion.
<9> ejofee - don't read it for anything, just read it :-)
<6> ayrnieu :)
<6> ayrnieu: yet, i have one more question: considering that sometimes replacement (a) changes the file in a way which influences replacement (b), which one of the following statements is true:
<7> s/($pat1)|($pat2)/defined $1?f($1): defined $2?g($2): $&/ge
<6> ayrnieu: (1) all replacements are made to the original file (highly unlikely); (2) first replacement A is made, then replacement B is made to the file which results after replacements A.
<6> s/replacements\ A/replacement\ A/
<11> Is there a way to debug a perl program like i do a c program with GDB?
<9> perl -pe 's/a/b/g; s/c/d/g' works similarly to: perl -e 'while (<ARGV>) { s/a/b/g; s/c/d/g; print }'
<7> rutski89: perldoc perldebtut
<12> The perldoc for perldebtut - Perl debugging tutorial is at http://perldoc.perl.org/perldebtut.html
<11> awesome, ty
<9> and both define normalish unix filters, and operate line by line (although you can tell perl what you mean by 'line').
<13> I'm having a problem with IO stuff, I'm reading data from a UDP socket and having it print some stuff to the screen and some stuff to a file.
<13> when I do the open for a new file handle I can't print to the screen anymore.
<13> I'm useing IO::File
<6> ayrnieu: i slurp the file
<13> Not sure what would cause this.
<10> integral, I'm reading the quick start registry part, but I'm not sure.. I'm trying to get the whole site to be running mod_perl, not just /perl
<9> ejofee - not with the -e you've given us, you haven't :-)
<10> can I change Alias /perl/ /home/httpd/httpd-2.0/perl/ to Alias / /var/www/htdocs/
<10> ?
<7> Why do you even *NEED* an alias then?
<6> ayrnieu: well, my real one-liner begins with "perl -0777 -pe"... i was simply too lazy to type it all :)
<7> Perhaps you're too stupid to realise that reading the apache manual would help you?
<10> Maybe I am
<10> integral, which part should I read?
<2> Someday, in the future, the fate of humanity is going to depend on some perl coder playing tetris. And I will pwn the alien invaders, win the girl, and solve my creative block all in one stunning mega-tetris.
<13> guess it's because it's a fifo.
<3> ew73: then the alarm clock goes off
<2> thrig: I don't use alarm clocks!
<3> that's what makes it oh so much worse
<10> I have the LoadModule line, and I have AddHandler perl-module .pl
<10> What else am I missing?
<13> so I guess my question is is it possible to have more then one FIFO open at a time?
<11> I just read the sections on my, our, and local in the lama book, but I don't think that I have as good a grasp on those concepts as I should; especially our and local. Is there any other de-facto place to learn about them?
<1> rutski89, just use my everywhere
<11> Brend: lol, yea, that's what the book says as well.
<1> There you go, then
<10> I have the LoadModule line, and I have AddHandler perl-module .pl for mod_perl
<10> what else am I missing?
<10> Apparently its not parsing :\
<10> Sorry if I'm stupid.
<2> perl coping with scoping


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