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<0> heh
<0> I meant that webmin is obviously in perl..
<0> so, working WITH webmin
<0> ie,familiar with it
<1> Eh
<2> gah, die webmin, die
<1> I use webmin, sometimes
<0> :-D
<1> when I'm at school
<1> Cuz my schools sysadmin blocked any outside access in Java applets
<1> probably because it has to proxy through the proxy server, which it doesn't
<1> I hate this ISA server.
<1> I would never want to be a sysadmin of a public building - you're like messing up for everyone and everyone hates you.
<3> make them fear you instead
<1> Easy enough.
<1> "Or I'll block internet access to your PC...'
<1> "*
<1> s/...'/..."
<3> not scary enough.
<1> damn
<1> Hmmm
<1> "Or i'll put a virus on your account...."
<3> set their wallpapers to goatse, lock the settings, make a proxy that turn every image into one of: goatse, tubgirl, lemonparty
<3> then lock them out for viewing explicit images.
<4> stupid router
<4> GumbyBRAIN: PerlGP R0X0RZ My |30X0RZ
<5> simcop2387: First pub had a distinct enunciation, but with the sentiment; -- "and the will of the pleiades, and swoop outward from the critics the praise which it is my design to x-press, in a clamorous appealing to the r stats package though. That might be termed a land-slide, of the boy was gone.
<6> hi
<1> simcop2387... That actually made no sense ;)
<3> HALLO
<1> HALLO :-)
<4> sdakota: PerlGP is a Perl Genetic Programming system
<1> simcop2387: No, I mean, what GumbyBRAIN said. it has nothing to do with what you asked for ;)
<4> ah
<4> thats normal
<1> Yeah.
<4> GumbyBRAIN: PerlGP
<5> simcop2387: perlgp is a gush of euphony voluminously wells!
<4> what does euphony mean?
<1> GumbyBRAIN: GumbyBRAIN
<5> sdakota: ignore gumbybrain | bingos slaps gumbybrain | purl, my bitch is gumbybrain | ketas humps gumbybrain | gumbynet: believe gumbybrain | bender: believe gumbybrain | bender: believe gumbybrain | bender: believe gumbybrain | bingos slaps gumbybrain | purl, my bitch is gumbybrain | ketas humps gumbybrain | gumbynet: believe gumbybrain | bender: believe gumbybrain | bingos points at gumbybrain | bingos slaps
<1> LOL
<4> @find () () (Gumbybrain)
<7> Nothing returned.
<4> @find () () (GumbyBRAIN)
<7> iank bites GumbyBRAIN | mofino: its called GumbyBRAIN | Yaakov, you're starting to sound like GumbyBRAIN | rqBot: ignore GumbyBRAIN | BinGOs points at GumbyBRAIN | BinGOs slaps GumbyBRAIN | purl, my bitch is GumbyBRAIN | ketas humps GumbyBRAIN | BinGOs humps GumbyBRAIN | GumbyNET: believe GumbyBRAIN | Bender: believe GumbyBRAIN | BinGOs stabs GumbyBRAIN | invsblduck smacks GumbyBRAIN
<1> My bitch is gumbybrain ;-D
<1> @find
<1> @find help
<1> @help
<1> eek
<1> tearfate?
<4> tearfate: why are you running an fserve in here?
<1> fserve?
<4> sdakota: file server
<1> ah
<8> fserve are not channel specific, muppet.
<1> Well...
<4> BinGOs: they can be setup to be, SysReset supports that last i checked
<1> What was for like, again?
<8> nah nah nah
<4> someone kick tech for the XDCC list
<4> BinGOs: responding in only some channels, not sending files
<1> eval: print "1" for(my $i = 0; $i++; $i < 10);
<9> sdakota: Error: syntax error at (eval 125) line 1, at EOF syntax error at (eval 125) line 1, near "10)"
<3> tech: pleace cease and desist.
<1> eek
<1> What the heck did I do wrong?!
<1> eval: print "1" for(my $i = 0; $i++; $i<10);
<9> sdakota: Error: syntax error at (eval 125) line 1, at EOF syntax error at (eval 125) line 1, near "10)"
<4> sdakota: you have the last two backwards
<3> sdakota: you swapped step and check statements.
<1> eval: print "1" for(my $i = 0; $i < 10; $i++;);
<9> sdakota: Error: syntax error at (eval 125) line 1, at EOF syntax error at (eval 125) line 1, near ";)"
<1> eval: print "1" for(my $i = 0; $i < 10; $i++);
<9> sdakota: Error: syntax error at (eval 125) line 1, at EOF syntax error at (eval 125) line 1, near "++)"
<1> Still.
<3> another reason why for(0..10) is better
<1> eval: print "1" for(my $i = 0; $i < 10; $i++ );
<9> sdakota: Error: syntax error at (eval 125) line 1, at EOF syntax error at (eval 125) line 1, near "++ )"
<10> sdakota: stop it
<1> Jeez.
<1> My bad, Botje.
<11> sdakota: do that in private.
<1> I'm just being stupid.
<1> Argh.
<10> there is no postfix c-style for
<3> THANK $DEITY
<1> doesn't seem to work in private by the way
<1> private chat with p5evalbot: he doesn't answer
<4> sdakota: #buubot
<12> #buubot to play with it
<13> Global symbol "$DEITY" requires explicit package name.
<4> geeze PerlGP is taking forever to make a function for z=erf(x)
<11> sdakota: I think you have perl installed on your computer at home. maybe that would work for these tests?
<1> Yep.
<1> Probably.
<1> But I'm too lazy to type it in my SSH shell.
<4> well off to shower
<1> My SSH program, I mean.
<13> but testing on irc is faster, and also as a bonus it also annoys a lot of people!!
<14> hello all, I need a quick perl that will take 3 dates, a start date, an end date, and a current or middle date, and compute the percentage the middle date is from the end (like a percent complete)
<4> sdakota: use zoidberg, much easier than typing perl -nple '...', just do {...}
<3> tinny: write your own damn code
<10> -np is useless
<14> ok, thanks
<11> tinny: soulds cool! I say go for it!
<4> i'm sorry tinny tim we ran out of booze early this year
<11> sounds even.
<4> mauke: i don't care!
<4> mauke: it looks more like -nipple
<14> when you see what crap I come up with, and ask you to help me debug it, you'll wish you'd just given me the solution
<10> -nipple is valid but doesn't do anything useful
<14> my 5 line perls are usually about 20 lines long
<4> tinny: a little advice, Date::Manip
<11> tinny: that's a great start!
<14> hehe
<14> thanks
<3> tinny: yes, but you'll learn infinitely more than if we just gave you the answer.
<15> Datetime has some range modules that might be usefu, too
<13> who cares if it's a little longer, timtowtdi
<3> yes! what he said!
<11> comppute three epoch seconds, do a bit of subtraction and a bit of division. be done with it.
<11> today's spelling word is compute: C O M P U T E
<3> is cfedde computable?
<15> nifty: DateTime::Calendar::Discordian
<11> DateTime::Calendar::DarnNearAnything
<15> DateTime::Fiction::JRRTolkien::Shire (Tom Braun) - the calendar used by those nasty hobbitses.
<11> /kick delf
<16> ?
<11> turn off your autoaway
<17> good evening termites, ladies and gentlemen
<17> Bernoulli!
<17> I can now design axisymmetric water clocks.
<11> I'm so proud of you!
<15> but can they fly?
<13> O RLY?
<15> a lot of people still see to think planes fly due to bernoulli's principle. it's weird
<13> thy the hell does mod perl send this header sometimes? Content-Type: text/x-perl
<3> to annoy you.
<3> or probably because you didn't set a proper header yourself.
<17> I thought aeroplanes flew by the air being deflected off the inclined surface of the wing?
<18> no
<3> AIRPLANES FLY BY MAGIC AND NOISE
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