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<0> hakakkaaka hakka
<1> is it better to go if($var) {program; return} die $!; #or to go# if(!$var){die $!}progam; return;?
<2> sili_: I am going to bomb Riverside and you will be in it.
<0> JoshNarins: what could be more fun than transforming xml with xml?
<3> why, more xml!
<0> godling: i'm telling the feds.
<0> godling: you'll be sorry.
<0> thrig: yay!
<4> bluebeard: the second is more readable, if there's lots of conditions.
<5> $var or die $!;
<6> tybalt89: if I would delete the text in the Text widget??
<1> does it matter in the context of speed?
<7> XMLsh only lets you type valid XML strings on the command line. And XMLmacs only lets you type Ctrl->XX commands that are valid XML. Programming XSLT in that would be better, sili
<3> speed? just throw hardware at the problem!
<4> pssh JoshNarins , there's actually an xmlsh.



<4> and it's actually really nice
<7> stop kidding, Botje
<8> bluebeard: If by "Speed" you mean "the length of time it will take you or other developers to understand and modify your spaghetti code in the future," then yes, it does matter.
<4> JoshNarins: well, xmllint --shell
<4> but still. :(
<7> i googled xmlsh and I only found a sorta xmllint environement
<7> :)
<7> > export PS1=[$SHELL]
<1> heh, I meant cycle speed.
<7> xmlsh> <more files="/etc/p***wd:/etc/httpd.conf" />
<5> the speed of cycles is constant
<0> lies! what if the temperature changes
<1> how many cycles it takes.
<1> lol
<3> mauke: single gear cycles ridden by spherical cows?
<1> sili++
<9> one cycle/person, no?
<8> why would they need to ride a cycle if they can just roll?
<5> thrig: yes
<5> that's what we want to find out
<3> it wouldn't be a cycle then, now would it?
<1> also, I meant op, not cycle.
<3> ahh, the truth at last
<2> moocycle
<1> I have a CS degree in laim.
<2> I wonder who is starring
<10> man, I should really get a das keyboard for the office too...'cause I end up typing alot harder at the office, and then I come back home and pound on my das keyboard about 50 times harder than I actually need ot
<10> to
<11> you need to stop with the trojan **** ansimation
<3> tag: your cow-orkers will love you for it
<12> trojan ****?
<4> mmm, cow.
<13> This inventory system is incredibly irritating
<14> hi I got several lines in a text file like this; "1 234 21344 1234" (tab seperated :-( ) and I would like to get em into a multidimensional array like each line each tab anybody got a quick idea?
<11> don't try me ansimation
<13> revlo: split, readlien
<4> revlo: how is that hard?
<13> readline
<13> Readlien is something compeltely different!
<12> wtf are you jabbering about?
<14> I dont use perl much sry :_)
<14> thx though
<1> qw("1 234 21344 1234")
<11> I'm just letting you know ansimation
<4> open my $f, "somefile" or die "foo"; my @data = map [split /\t/], <$f>;
<12> letting me know what?
<11> that I see you trying
<1> if the data has no other white spaces inbetween.
<5> Botje: '<', 'somefile'
<4> mauke: pishposh.
<2> who says pishposh?
<2> Botje: are you british?
<3> Botje
<1> lol
<15> heh
<1> holy crap I'm tired hungry and poor
<4> i'm belgish!
<2> Belgian?
<1> I'm not even in college
<11> :ansimation dpc6746162097.direcpc.com
<1> this is weird.



<2> Awesome! My favorite detective is Belgian!
<7> walloon or flamand?
<7> ;)
<4> the good kind :P
<4> (flemish)
<7> phlegmish
<7> *cough* excuse me, sorry Botke
<3> it wouldn't be a gutteral language so lacking
<3> guttural. damnit.
<4> mmm, that's good gutter.
<12> yes erider, it's a proxy...
<2> wow, hardly anyone in Belgium speaks German
<11> just stop it ansimation
<8> hmm
<13> Ohj noes, they're attacking me
<2> buu: who is attacking what?
<13> godling: The dark mage!
<4> terrorists?
<15> the flying monkeys or the winged cereals?
<16> Don't worry. You are immortal!
<13> PRobably
<2> wtf is with all the kiddie abuse lately?
<10> hum
<17> Hmm, how can I determine if a file exists?
<13> JavaDog: -e
<5> perldoc -f -e
<7> open the hard drive and sniff?
<15> tie a hash to the filesystem and use exists
<8> hah
<1> HO****, BAGELS!
<13> I said that
<17> so.. if (-e "file") { }
<7> yes, JavaDog
<2> buu: script kids are useless
<2> buu: I would like to smash them
<13> Yes
<18> must go today 2 gateway cx200x notebooks brand new in box, price 600 each message me on aim at ogd443 or msn at albertaguy1981@hotmail.com if interested.
<13> It's too damned hard to level my healers up
<4> itsmeeh: **** off.
<4> are you *STILL* peddling your stolen crap?
<2> buu: what are you playing?
<13> godling: shining force
<19> anyone played sin episodes: emergence?
<2> buu: DUDE
<2> buu: that game is older than old
<13> godling: You'd think so, but it's only 10 orso
<2> Ten centuries of peace ruled the land of Rune.
<13> =]
<2> man I'm old
<13> godling: How the **** do you level healers?
<11> so you have shell in huh? ansimation
<2> buu: use medical herbs on the healer
<7> erider <-- is a what?
<2> buu: make them use it on themselves
<13> godling: That gets them xp?
<2> I can't believe I remember that
<1> I should make a CGI shell.
<1> because it'd be such a bad idea
<20> and you should make it suid root
<1> YES
<2> buu: any healing crap gives them xp
<20> and you should use a javascript p***word box
<13> godling: Notmuch
<1> screw javascript
<2> buu: it's hard to level healers :P
<13> yeha
<1> and psssh login box?
<2> buu: there's that one spell that targets more than one
<2> buu: the more people you get the more xp you get I believe
<1> why login, that's too much work
<2> I forget though, it's been awhile
<1> straight root, windows style
<13> godling: What do medicinal seeds do?
<1> they grow medicinal plants


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