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<0> no im weird i just broke my keyboard
<1> perlbot, forget no, jerk it
<2> removed no, jerk it from the database
<1> purl...
<1> perlbot purl
<1> Aww.
<3> purl is an infobot on magnet
<1> yea, i've heard about him
<3> who can jerk it in two different languages
<1> it*
<3> s/him/her/
<1> !!
<4> does for($i = 31, $i>=0, $i--); specify $ as a local var?
<3> $?
<4> I suppose I could rtfm
<3> for ( my $i ... if your under strict



<4> $i
<1> bluebeard: Eh
<1> bluebeard, it's for(;;) not for(,,)
<5> bluebeard: don't use C-style for loops
<4> hehe
<1> bluebeard, and you use my $i = 31 for the scope
<6> No, there's no auto declaration there, and it wouldn't be a local variable if there were
<6> probably
<1> bluebeard, if you're using strict, use for(my $i = 31; $i>=0; $i--), if you're not, you're doomed.
<4> lol
<7> for my $i (reverse 0..31) {}
<4> I should be using strict...
<1> what about, for my $i (31..0) ?
<1> eval: print foreach (9..0)
<8> dazjorz: Return:
<1> eval: print foreach (reverse 0..9)
<8> dazjorz: 9876543210Return:
<1> Damn.
<4> my music collection is returning!
<1> eval: print foreach (-9..0)
<8> dazjorz: -9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-10Return:
<1> I so completely rule. :)
<1> well actually, perl does.
<0> gang
<0> ganb
<1> bluebeard++ #only that sentance earned you a +1 karma
<4> which one
<4> using strict?
<1> Yea
<1> [20:14] <4> I should be using strict...
<4> lol
<1> perlbot karma dazjorz
<2> Karma for dazjorz: 1
<1> perlbot karma bluebeard
<2> Karma for bluebeard: 1
<1> Ha ha ha
<1> Oh.
<4> lol
<4> I learned about for() before I learned about while(), I got spoiled.
<4> also, it made problems that are screws look like nails.
<4> although BASIC did that more.
<4> freaking goto.
<9> Idiots at irc.perl.org never heard of Skynyrd's ties to white southern confederate racist culture
<9> Amazing **** for brains.
<9> Then they told me I don't like whites.
<9> I don't like racists, that is for sure, regardless of stripe.
<4> what the ****?
<4> 'don't like whites'?
<4> what the **** IS 'white'?
<1> Bluebeard: Yea - Remember that Perl is not like C
<1> Bluebeard: But also remember that Perl is like C
<4> russians are 'white'
<1> bluebeard: It makes life a lot .... Easier.
<4> I think of perl as very unlike C.
<9> bluebeard, not all russians. Some are 'reds'
<9> ;)
<4> you can use regex everywhere!
<1> JoshNarins: Lol
<4> lol
<1> JoshNarins: And some are communists. Oh wait, that's not a color



<1> bluebeard: Maybe it'd be a good idea for you to buy a book on Perl
<10> hmm, i wonder if its easy to write a program that does something usefull in perl and works in c
<11> yes
<4> I bet that during the McCarthy era, native americains were like 'yes, it's not us for once!'
<1> ProN00b!
<11> ProN00b: http://mauke.ath.cx/stuff/poly.sh.pl.tcl.cpp.bf.py.c.lhs.txt
<12> mauke's url is at http://xrl.us/mnei
<1> mauke: That's a very scary URL.
<11> ph33r
<1> Much ph33r
<4> lol
<10> zomg, mauke
<1> http://xrl.us/mnei is less scary
<13> Communists are red.
<4> haha, it does something in brain****.
<9> The Communists were known as the red armies against the Aristocratic and Imperialist backed White Armies.
<9> PDL PDL PDL rocks rocks rocks
<4> what was china known as?
<4> PDL>
<9> But I still need some help with it.
<4> ?
<9> Perl Data Language
<9> man PDL or man pdl
<9> Let's say you had 2 2048x2048 matrices, you can add them in under a second like this with pdl $a = $b + $c;
<9> in a fraction of a second, according to the docs
<4> haha http://c-p-l.sourceforge.net/
<4> No manual entry for pdl
<14> salve a tutti volevo chiedervi se conoscete un buon tutorial che avete letto e che vi sembrato ben fatto sull'argomento networking o sui generis
<9> perl -MCPAN -e("install PDL"); perhaps?"
<9> a good intro networking tutorial?
<14> yes
<9> what does that have to do with perl?
<9> :)
<14> i'm doing a program for powerbrowsing
<14> that download and look up the page that i want
<9> not really sure what you want
<9> how many perl doc pages come in non-English languages, and, if any, which languages?
<15> what do you recommend for using MySQL databases in perl ?
<14> i prefer italian languafe!!
<14> :-)
<16> PM^: DBI? Cl***::DBI? DBD::mysql?
<15> it is my first database program,
<15> can I use DBI and nod DBD::mysql ?
<15> or can I use both?
<15> which would you think is better
<9> You use DBI, unless it is in Apache, in which case you first use Apache::DBI
<16> Use DBI-- DBD::mysql is the driver, I think.
<9> then use DBD::yourthing
<9> I do not know how good perl is about documentation in non-English
<15> aha
<15> thank you
<9> You ever see www.debian.org? It has lots of Italian
<14> JoshNarins in english language,do you know any howto?
<9> howto networking?
<14> yes
<9> i'd just google that
<14> but that you think it's better....because in internet there is a lot of howto and i can't read all
<9> how do you write italian _in_ italian? Italiano?
<17> yes
<14> yes
<9> http://www.ibiblio.org/pub/Linux/docs/HOWTO/translations/italian/
<12> JoshNarins's url is at http://xrl.us/mne3
<14> thanks,i try to see
<18> look everybody, MementoMori is away!
<13> thrig: How can you tell?
<11> astonishing!
<13> thrig: He speaks Italian, so I can't understand his messages.
<19> i'm trying to do something simple for a cgi perl script, i wanna just output the contents of /proc/cpuinfo how might i go about doing this ?
<11> how would you do it wihout CGI?
<16> #!/usr/bin/perl use strict; use warnings; use CGI; my $q = new CGI; print $q->header; print `cat /proc/cpuinfo`;
<19> ok i guess mod_perl isn't working
<9> PDL, anyone?
<19> cause that says internal server error when i try to run


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