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<0> Duh.
<1> we don't have aborigines here
<2> we do!
<3> Isn't it truly awful having to explain jokes.
<0> SO?
<0> yes
<4> BinGOs: :)
<0> ****ers.
<1> buu: go play Toy Story you poof
<5> who wants to hear a funny story?
<3> Read some books, watch some TV, get some cultah.
<2> Teratogen - not if it involves poofters and aborigines...
<0> I love rpg story lines
<5> nope, neither
<1> if by culture you mean "Monty Python"...
<0> "Oh noes, the worlds greatest evil is awakening. Lets sent some 12 year old out to fight it"



<0> godling: WHAT ELSE IS THERE?
<1> buu: Benny Hill
<5> one time I came inside of my girlfriend so fast that it actually took negative time: we time traveled!
<0> Lamer.
<3> Well. that was a conversation killer.
<5> I know because when we finished up, Lincoln had just been shot!
<5> end of story.
<6> hmm, stainless steel jam spoon
<3> That was premature.
<5> a bit
<1> pre-premature
<1> buu: I am a lamer?
<0> Probably
<2> You're a lamist, buu.
<1> buu: Talking about Benny Hill is much cooler than talking about playing Toy Story.
<0> cool
<0> godling: It confused me so I stopped
<6> ISIHAC!
<1> lolz
<3> [10:00] * GumbyNET2 CPAN Upload: Term-Menu-0.03 by DAZJORZ http://xrl.us/mm67
<3> heh
<3> Let the smoking commence.
<3> GumbyBRAIN: where have my beautiful friends all gone ?
<7> Y'know, we all have a fix since it is gone.
<2> GumbyBRAIN: Please mow my lawn.
<7> I fought the lawn, and the things which shall be my habbit in this chan is remotely ****ed up beyond belief? Just delete it and mow down a bit.
<3> GumbyBRAIN: dialogue dub, now here's the rub. She acting out her reactions.
<7> Here's the code back and camp now.
<6> sheesh, what kind of person actually puts ESR's hacker logo picture on their website?!
<3> integral++
<5> I do! I do!
<8> i think graham chapman was gay
<8> himself
<8> hehe
<5> at least one of the Monty Python crew was gay
<5> I don't remember which
<6> sheesh, the only requirement to switch from physics to third year compsci is a 2 week _Java_ course.
<2> zomg http://www.catb.org/hacker-emblem/tattoo.jpg
<3> Erm .. for such a simple module, Term-Menu seems to have a module dependency list as long as your arm.
<6> it's teh trendy
<0> Chapman was gay..
<6> dec: yeah, but it's obviously done by a nerd since it's in felt pen
<6> http://www.boop.org/jan/justso/ # the Just So Stories!
<2> integral - oh, I didn't even notice. :)
<6> 'About half the hackers this idea was alpha-tested on instantaneously said "Wow! Cool!"'
<9> ever get carried away installing libraries for a program?
<5> what's wrong with the hacker logo, /me says in a miffed voice?
<9> like you start installing them, and you just seem to need more and more and more and they just won't stop including them?
<8> is that a Go pattern?
<8> hm neat
<6> go > life
<9> that's the hacker logo?
<9> bull
<9> to me a hacker logo is a head in a ninja mask with a pirate hat and some nerdy gl***es and an eyepatch.
<0> bluebeard: Too topical.
<6> hmm, I wonder if you could fit the proof of FLT on a t-shirt
<9> either that, or shellcode in binary/UPC
<2> sparc: Game of Life IIRC
<8> ooh



<6> life < *
<9> life isn't really a game....
<2> integral - would you wear it if you could? :)
<6> surreals++
<6> dec: sure!
<9> hahaha, tatoo linux in binary ascii with olde english lettering.
<9> that'd be hella nerdcore-gangsta.
<9> CS FOR LIFE!
<4> ET
<0> lame
<6> http://typography.com/catalog/historicals/charset.html # Fell Types
<10> GumbyBRAIN: Abandon hope, all ye who boot without enabling their A20 gate.
<7> Who would have to replace those html tags except <p> </p>, my regex <\s*?(?:/?[^p])([^>]*)\s*> will pick up all hope!
<11> wankit
<12> In one episode of Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Perl 6 replaced Carlton for one scene and nobody noticed.
<11> I hated Carlton.
<8> shatner owns
<13> Anyone use the new gaim 2.0.0?
<11> Gah, why do people insist on making torrents out of .rar files.
<10> ew73: inside zips inside arj's inside lzh inside tgz inside pak inside ...
<11> I hate humanity.
<10> heh
<11> Why does pirating music have to be so hard?
<10> I was working on an RFC a few years ago, on requiring certification before using the internet.
<10> lost it in a hard drive crash :|
<14> ew73: Pirating is a thing with ships and stuff
<14> ew73: Not with music
<11> Juerd: I've a peg-leg, eye patch, a parrot, and a tendancy to say, "Arr, matey!" -- I'm pirating mysic.
<11> ..music.
<14> Okay
<11> infi: Security Considerations: This RFC raises no security issues. In fact, it solves a few, as the ****tards aren't around to break random **** and open emails in Outlook.
<10> yeah, I had something clever like that in there.
<11> I like the word '****tard'.
<10> sadly, the RFC Editor probably wouldn't have let that fly, even on April 1.
<11> It says something kind of sad about humanity when a torrent featuring the Dixie Chicks has literally 20x the seeders as one featuring Mozart.
<15> ew73, so seed up and activate the sleepers, son :-P
<16> Hello
<16> Term::Menu is still not available via CPAN
<16> It has been uploaded to DAZJORZ/Term-Menu-0.03-2.tar.gz though
<16> try $CPAN/authors/id/D/DA/DAZJORZ/Term-Menu-0.03-2.tar.gz
<5> whatsit do
<2> erm, excuse the simple mistake... but what's wrong with this: print Dumper($_) for @( $filter->get(\@lines) );
<17> @{}
<2> doh
<2> thanks Botje :)
<16> Teratogen: It gives a menu at the terminal
<16> Teratogen: It simplifies programming user interaction
<5> oh
<5> coolness.
<16> Teratogen: You should try it out once :)
<16> but it hasn't been uploaded yet...
<16> There is http://www.cpan.org/authors/id/D/DA/DAZJORZ/ though
<18> I LIVE
<4> fo Brend
<18> :(
<18> And who might you be, that wish me to fo?
<17> I remember the day when the only thing goldfish said was "blub"
<2> YOUR GOLDFISH TALKS?
<18> dec: It's the crack
<17> of course.
<2> Ahhh.
<17> I got a goldfish Deluxe(tm)
<4> Nice.
<18> So I need to do some work
<18> But the only record of the URL of the repo I need, is on a turned-off computer eight thousand miles away
<17> ****s to be your boss
<17> ROCKS to be you!
<17> yay weekend!
<18> Botje: No work, no monies!!
<3> No fish. No fowl.


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