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<0> immute: ping
<1> hobbs: pong
<1> oh
<1> now i get it
<1> i think
<1> :/
<0> that happens a lot
<2> immute thinking, or immute getting it, or immute thinking he gets it?
<3> godling++ I was going to do it, but declined. nice job :P
<0> godling: people saying "ping" in response to a question about DBI, and getting a pong back ;)
<1> first one :)
<3> eval: "immute: ping" x 5
<4> Supaplex: Return: immute: pingimmute: pingimmute: pingimmute: pingimmute: ping
<3> ;)
<1> didnt trigger my highlight :P
<3> eval: "immute: ping " x 5



<4> Supaplex: Return: immute: ping immute: ping immute: ping immute: ping immute: ping
<1> eval: "SPAM" x 10 ** 10
<4> immute: Return:
<1> eval: "SPAM" x (10 ** 10)
<4> immute: Return:
<3> maybe I forgot the space :)
<1> i highlight /^immute/
<5> eval: "SPAN" x (10 ** 2)
<4> Teratogen: Return: SPANSPANSPANSPANSPANSPANSPANSPANSPANSPANSPANSPANSPANSPANSPANSPANSPANSPANSPANSPANSPANSPANSPANSPANSPANSPANSPANSPANSPANSPANSPANSPANSPANSPANSPANSPANSPANSPANSPANSPANSPANSPANSPANSPANSPA
<3> eval: select
<4> Supaplex: Return: main::STDOUT
<1> buubot must not like a tenth of a googol
<4> immute: Sorry, I couldn't find a plugin that matched your command
<5> eval: 10*9*8*7*6*5*4*3*2
<4> Teratogen: Return: 3628800
<1> eval: 60 * 60 * 24 * 7 * 6
<4> immute: Return: 3628800
<1> the number of seconds in 6 weeks is 10!
<5> cool
<0> that's weird
<2> what's weird?
<3> that
<0> duh!
<0> Up your nose with a rubber hose.
<3> I hope it's a skinny and short one. say a few mm at most.
<5> eek!
<5> that was some sneeze
<2> Supaplex: way to go
<1> Supaplex++ # nice
<3> thanks *sniffle* :*)
<2> your nose must be immense
<3> my nose knows a hose when it rows by
<3> say that a few times out loud :)
<2> no
<1> lol
<5> it's like the irc equivalent of a flu epidemic
<3> Teratogen: you don't frequent efnet do you?
<5> yep
<5> my home net
<3> greets :)
<5> greetings =)
<6> is it possible to write a perl script that could log into mulitipule systems to change you /etc/shadow hash
<7> my $count = 0; for my $param (@params) { $params[$count++] = s/\\'/'/g; }
<7> what is wrong with the $params[$count++] part
<7> it says it is uninitialized
<7> oh wait i want =~
<1> Supaplex: your sneeze is reverberating
<8> that count is completely unneccessary
<0> s/\\'/'/g for @params;
<1> why did you bother making $param anyway?
<9> Gosh darn, I get _so_ much mail on my CPAN email account, and yet I haven't even published it anywhere!
<10> Really?
<10> I never check mine
<5> I don't have a cpan email account
<5> so I never worry at all
<5> =)
<6> is it possible to write a perl script that could log into mulitipule systems to change you /etc/shadow hash



<11> why not?
<12> why not
<12> everything is possible
<13> is it possible for god to create code so horrible that not even he can maintain it?
<13> the answer of course is yes
<13> [insert java, php, etc troll here]
<14> Maybe Fortran, Lisp, APL, ***embler, C...
<15> hey
<16> does perl have to be told about script mapping with IIS, or is it only IIS that needs configuration?
<16> <--painfully newbish
<17> i'm pretty sure it's just IIS
<12> ecci is poop
<16> HellDragon
<12> what ecci the poop
<16> is redundant
<12> ur poop
<12> lol
<16> poop, eh?
<16> minty fresh!
<17> HellDragon, are you 12
<12> no
<12> im poop
<12> being 12 is gay
<12> lol
<6> so then how would you guys suggest that I accomplish it?
<15> sick
<2> I swear that ##C++ and #perl ends up being the Jerry Springer of IRC.
<2> s/of/channels in
<12> negative
<16> hmm.. i've told IIS where to find perl.exe, but I still get a "page not found" error
<3> IIS is defective!
<3> ISAPI, script, or cgi?
<0> duh
<3> IIS-- apache++
<8> "YES"
<18> perlbot be IIS
<19> <IIS> CAN I BORROW SOME OF UR BRAINPOWER PLZ? I DONT WANNA LERN PEARL!@!
<3> hah
<8> same with ISS :P
<16> it's for a cgi script, I guess it's called
<18> there should be some kind of clicky thing where you register ISAPI extensions and ****
<18> the activestate readme should tell you how
<18> but what do I know?
<18> jpeg++
<19> What kind of idiot karmas himself? Your kind of idiot!
<20> heh
<18> i think you want the perlex.dll, ecci
<16> that's the deal, I installed off WinXP off of an uncle's homemade dvd, so it's not activestate
<18> uh...what?
<0> ecci: uh, what?
<2> ecci: if it's not activestate what is it?
<18> activestate will run on pirated xp, trust me.
<16> I don't think I have the "activestate" version of Perl -- is that possible
<2> ecci: find out
<0> eciit is possible, it's just that there was a complete non sequitur in there ;)
<20> get the ActiveState version
<20> is worth it (I use it)
<18> then you've got something ancient, ecci. type perl -v at a cmd window
<16> under 5.8.0
<16> 5.8.0 I mean
<14> You said it right the first time.
<20> This is perl, v5.8.7 built for MSWin32-x86-multi-thread
<12> ecci is poop
<3> the new and improved kind
<0> can we get poopbans?
<2> HellDragon: Are you French?
<18> ecci - go download a new installer from activestate. you'll at least get the instructions for perl/iis
<2> hobbs: Can't we just ban .ca?
<0> godling: yeah why not
<12> lol godling
<16> yeah, guess I'm going to go do that. I had no idea I was so far behind
<18> you're not necessarily behind, it's just that you have no idea what you're doing ;)
<3> godling: /ignore canada


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