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<0> he must be one of the last hippies..
<1> Why is that like Bob Ross?
<1> I like the parodies where he's painting the Viet Cong behind the trees, then gets flashbacks.
<2> http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_bobross.swf
<0> /hippies/happy hippies/
<1> Hmm... that sound is encoded bad
<1> I can't hear it
<2> Bob ross painted things, like trees and flowers, and refered to them as being gratuitously "happy", if he painted them on a particular section of canvas, that was where they "lived", and similar sappy euphamisms.
<1> ohsix, no sound?
<1> oh - no sound ?
<2> It's an easter egg on this page: http://www.homestarrunner.com/toons.html Has no sound.
<1> of course - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Ross
<3> OMG LOL 2 pic
<1> Bob Ross is to painting with fred rogers was to storytelling
<4> Is there some kind of rule that says There has to be a rambo reference in every stallone movie ?
<3> possibly



<4> Because I'm two for two so far.
<1> ... In March 2006, Bob Ross Inc. announced plans to license rights to develop a Bob Ross video game.
<1> selling out!
<4> I want a bob ross video game
<5> how would i use perl to read characters from a socket as they are sent?
<2> yes, famous person estates tend to do that. Post an escher jpg on your site and his estate (probably owned by SCO by now) will send you C&D
<6> hello all
<2> IO::Socket
<7> I'm sure Escher would've wanted it that way.
<2> hello one. :)
<1> Phildo - what protocol are you using?
<6> there is some lib to management of .torrent files?
<1> because *everyone* wants an IRC bot
<8> when opening files the MYDATA in $opened = open(MYDATA, "text.txt"), is what
<7> and IRC bots are /easy/.
<1> until you start thinking about it.
<7> whitefeather - perldoc perlintro
<9> perlintro - Perl introduction for beginners. To access this perldoc please type, at a command line, 'perldoc perlintro'. You may also find it at http://perldoc.perl.org/perlintro.html
<1> then it getgs hard
<1> I wonder how many homegorwn IRC bots handle PING. :)
<7> merlyn - no, it starts out impossibly difficult, then becomes very hard, and then becomes absurdly easy.
<4> I wish I had an irc bot =[
<6> oks thx
<5> merlyn, just tcp, i wanted to connect to netcat listening on a port, then print characters, AS they were typed in the netcat session..
<2> whitefeather160, a file handle. also known by people who really bathe in that sort of stuff as a "glob".
<5> as oppose to waiting for newline to print characters.
<1> just system "netcat" then :)
<1> you'll want to use sysread() and stay away from buffering
<7> merlyn - the hardest portion of my efforts has involved mirc colors, which are first poorly and then annoyingly defined.
<1> and IO::Select to know when the chars are ready
<3> omg I just realized the system command existed...
<1> fatalserpent - what have I said about those books things. :)
<2> Phildo, or learn how to use socat. :) Socat is to netcat what mercedes is to matchbox.
<7> fatal - you should pay especial attention to the multiple-argument system()
<4> We're systeming netcat now?
<3> which would be?
<4> #perl has reached a new low.
<7> fatal - something described by the documentation. perldoc -f system
<3> meanie!
<9> system. To access this perldoc please type, at a command line, 'perldoc -f system'. You may also find it at http://perldoc.perl.org/functions/system.html
<1> I'm BLOCKING on an I/O WAIT. And I don't have ANY PANTS for it! </yow>
<4> !
<1> Oh - by the way, the GNU Emacs team got legal notice to remove "yow.lines"
<1> so save your copies before you install emacs 22. :)
<3> what is yow.lines?
<1> I got them to leave the plumbing in, but put a truncated yow.lines there
<10> porksiclemobile!
<1> fileld with quotes about lawyers. :)
<7> merlyn - all homegrown IRC bots handle PING. At least if they want to stick around for a while. Also, if they read the spec, it's not at all hard to handle it. In my Erlang irc-layer, you p*** a 'keepalive' option to the library and it handles all that for you :-)
<6> there is some lib to management of .torrent files?
<1> fatalserpent - see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zippy_the_Pinhead
<7> xpeed - if there is, search.cpan.org would know of it
<11> Net::BitTorrent::File
<6> oks, i search already, but i didn't see something helpfull
<6> mm
<3> oh
<6> thx fatalserpent
<4> Poor wittle wesley.
<7> buu - still watching that? Why haven't you finished it?



<3> xpeed - what'd I do?
<12> damn not enough cheese to make small pizza, what else could i make
<13> Calzone?
<7> simcop - chees onna stick.
<6> oh, itr was thx Khisanth
<14> Bake bread a-- ayrnieu got it first
<4> ayrnieu: It's a long movie
<12> ayrnieu: my dog isn't know as grommit though
<12> PerlStalker: not a bad idea... be harder for me to make though
<12> i have no meat to put in it except chicken
<13> Not really. Just fold your pizza in half
<4> I needm ore awesoem 80's movies.
<8> how would i go about putting every word in a text file into an array
<1> typewriter!
<1> but seriosuly - you won't learn perl asking one question at a time here
<8> you mean a hammer and sharp stone
<1> go get a book
<1> go read learn.perl.org
<12> buu: Labyrinth, Little Monsters
<3> whitefeather160: $new = split(/ /, <INFILE>);
<3> I think
<3> haven't tried it...
<1> that's not gonna work
<1> split wants a single string
<1> and returns a list
<1> so it's broken in at least two weays :)
<3> I thought the file was a single string...
<3> and i meant @new
<3> sry
<1> Uh - in a manner of speaking, yes
<1> but no.
<1> not when you're reading it with a default setting of a filehandle
<1> it's a sderies of line
<1> sorry for the bad typing... I have a 600 ms ping time right now
<1> so I'm just typign blindly
<2> buu: Never Ending Story
<15> merlyn: you're typing from the ISS?
<1> EVDO @ 1xrtt speeds
<1> on apparently a busy node
<2> buu: Flight of the Navigator, The Last Starfighter, Short Circuit, Tron, Gremlins
<4> simcop2387: More awesome 80's action movies with chnold and sly
<4> ahnold
<1> last starfighter - robert preston!
<1> the flimflam man from Music Man
<13> Great movie
<1> and the first movie to feature extensive CG
<1> rather than model building
<2> buu: Preditor, conan the barbarian, rambo, rocky, uhhhhhh..
<4> merlyn: I have TLS =/
<4> I dunno about rocky.
<4> Yay gandalf!
<14> buu: Watching old movies? Rocky Horror Picture Show is always weird.
<2> buu: Ghostbusters, Back to the Future, Blade runner
<4> Blade runner++ but entirely too depressing
<2> Die Hard I+II
<4> Yeah yeah yeah
<4> Stop naming the ridiculoulsy famous ones Ialreayd have
<16> Bevery Hills Cop++
<4> Hrm.
<1> OK - bed time for the kid
<4> Woo, worm tongue
<1> and by that, I mean me.
<17> "fatalserpent" at 70.126.67.50 pasted "Would this work?" (6 lines, 86B) at http://sial.org/pbot/17872
<2> Evil Dead Trilogy, Ferris Bueller, Wargames
<16> beverly hills cop was my perfect stoner movie.
<18> G'night merlyn
<2> nini merlyn
<7> parenthesize your ++ , please. What you're doing now is nonsense -- or is "I really liked Doom++" a karma add to 'I really liked Doom' ?
<3> night merlyn
<1> why did you say $new = split
<1> again
<1> you really like that typo. :)
<1> but far easier is:
<7> ugh, Python-- <-- dekarma to 'ugh, Python' ? That's the opposite of what I meant!


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