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<0> champagne for my real friends...
<1> dkr: you just need to learn to type with your toes
<2> b0at: I am reading a stream of bytes.
<2> that has nothing to do w/ lines
<3> perldoc -f sysread then
<4> sysread. To access this perldoc please type, at a command line, 'perldoc -f sysread'. You may also find it at http://perldoc.perl.org/functions/sysread.html
<5> or $client->recv($data, POSIX::BUFSIZ, 0);
<5> ;)
<2> merlyn: I am using sysread (http://erxz.com/pb/1263)
<3> champagne - so what's your question? :)
<6> dkr: ok i did a chown apache for the entire directory the script is in ... and the destination dir. still im getting that errer i just pasted
<7> Creating slides ****s
<7> But having finished creating slides rocks.
<8> generalhan: is 'apache' the correct user? what about ps auxw | grep apache?
<6> couldn't move file: Permission denied at /var/www/html/triasl.cgi line 35.
<6> **** sorry guys
<1> merlyn: you making a new ed. of learning perl or you waiting til 6 is released?
<5> not the script dir, the /var/spool/asterisk dir
<2> merlyn: I am asking if that snippet of code will read the exact number of 7-byte-long packets sent by a client and stop.
<3> the 4th edition of the llama is the last perl5 edition
<3> as is the 2nd edition of the alpaca
<6> noganex: apache 1427 0.0 0.1 19452 4580 ? S May14 0:00 /usr/sbin/httpd
<0> how many camelids are there left?
<7> merlyn: You're quite optimistic about Perl 6's release date then ;)
<3> no - I'm just tired of rewriting the llama and alpaca. :)
<3> as in - either perl6 will come out, or if it doesn't, there won't be any more interest in perl5 changes anyway. :)
<7> Makes sense
<9> yay perl
<1> yay sili
<9> man
<9> if perl doesn't do something good, i'll have to learn python or something weird.
<10> Good idea.
<10> *cough*
<9> or worse... java
<1> wtf
<1> now you're just being retarded
<9> well, java is easy, i just need to memorize the 213423 cl***es required to do anything.
<11> Yeah
<11> And prepend 1400 use statements.
<9> import
<9> and ****.
<1> **** is right
<5> if you are going to learn a new lang, then learn something in a different paradigm, like functional programming as opposed to procedural
<9> oo is boring
<5> e.g. haskell
<9> haskell hurts my brain
<9> not because it's functional, but because it does magic
<5> that's the good type of pain, like strecthing muscles
<12> Use nothing but subs and operators with behavior like a (&...) prototype in your next Perl project!
<12> Stack them maps until the cows come home
<1> ok, I suggest we get a case of scotch and a carload of people together and drive out to Sun to call Gosling out.
<11> b0at: I already did
<12> Me too.
<12> It's like therapy
<12> Or playing Jenga
<1> who's with me?
<13> hmm XML::Parser look hairy
<11> I'll come!
<1> or beat the hell out of itinerant computer scientists
<12> I already did.
<13> are there simpler xml doo-hickeys
<12> sparc: XML::Mini
<13> that let me get around a document
<5> XML::Simple
<11> Why am I in a german #perl channel?
<13> ooh, ok
<13> cool, thanks
<9> buu: you speak german?
<11> sili: Nope!
<5> he is a doughnut
<9> ya, you're not smart enough for german
<9> dkr: jelly doughnut
<12> Der power of zie Perl compels you. Achtung!
<11> Obviously.
<11> Das blinken
<1> I guess you could really refer to most computer programmers as itinerant though
<8> there is a german perl channel? o_O
<11> Why?
<1> programmers usually travel around to where the work is
<9> godling: not you
<8> not why; where?
<5> or telecommute
<9> godling: cause you only know ph
<9> p
<1> sili: I can travel the 20ish miles to Riverside, though
<9> bring it
<9> i busta cap in yo ***.
<1> cracker please
<9> no, i'm a coconut
<9> not a cracker.
<5> sili learn befunge
<0> sili, were you born north or south of the mason & dixon line?
<1> sili: how do you like qwest?
<9> davidfetter: umm i dunno
<13> is there a mason & dixon line in california?
<9> davidfetter: i think south. is los angeles south of it?
<0> no
<0> mason & dixon doesn't extend that far west
<5> cpan roxors, there is a Inline::Befunge
<9> davidfetter: you could imaginarily draw it
<1> "Mason-Dixon line", sparc
<13> thank you
<13> i guess we'll need other ways of knowing if we're honkeys or not
<14> http://www.craigslist.org/sfc/sof/160487855.html <- we are looking for a part timer in the bay area if anyone is interested...
<9> dkr: befunge looks like more brain****
<9> > v
<9> v ,,,,,"Hello"<
<9> >48*, v
<9> v,,,,,,"World!"<
<9> >25*,@
<5> nod, somewhat like bf extended to multiple dimensions
<1> sili: I asked you a question
<9> godling: what qwest
<1> n=sili@65-119-25-146.dia.static.qwest.net
<1> that qwest
<9> oh
<9> the t1
<9> godling: it's up 99.9% of the time with reliable speed
<9> so i'm happy.
<1> qwest refused to give records to the nsa
<1> unlike my isp
<9> ****er.
<9> nsa is silly
<1> and mobile provider, and home phone provider
<1> which are all the same really
<1> I'm not naming names, but it starts with a V and ends with an "erizon"
<9> vflangerizon
<9> i heard of them
<1> sili: your attempt at humor is unfunny
<5> I smiled
<1> sili: you yourself are funny, however, so laughing at you makes up for it.
<9> godling: what kind of funny? funny like bears eating monkey?
<1> funny like kid wearing helmet
<5> Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
<9> dkr: he was dead
<5> Why did the cow roll down the hill?
<15> know how I express one or more for this regex: ([/]\w+)
<9> dkr: he was dead
<5> no, it had no legs
<9> py: what?
<9> dkr: where did they go?
<5> the US decapitated the cow at gitmo
<1> sili: to cow leg heaven
<15> I am trying to get one or more instances of: ([/]\w+)
<9> no legs... decapitated...
<5> py: add a + on the end
<9> perlbot: perlre
<16> Perl regular expressions - http://www.perldoc.com/perl5.8.0/pod/perlre.html
<9> huh.
<5> sili: I strecthed a bit far for that joke. There was an article on the Saudi Gazetta claiming the US decapitated one of the detainees( his legs had been amputated)
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