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<0> AI_coder: is that person intelligent then?
<1> Tell me what the first synonym is for knowledge?
<1> That's right, now bow down.
<0> AI_coder: eh
<0> AI_coder: read the second item
<0> AI_coder: knowledge base is computerized data in a system
<1> You were wrong, and that would make me right.
<0> AI_coder: that's quite conflicting with the first definition
<0> AI_coder: I'd say those definitions are crap
<1> Well I don't see you writing a dictionary so your opinion doesn't matter.
<0> AI_coder: and they actually fit with the fact that there is _no_ perfect definition for 'intelligence'
<0> which explains why those famous IQ tests are useless too
<1> WoDaN: Can you say situational impotence?
<0> hard to measure something if you can't even define it properly :P
<0> AI_coder: what does that have to do with this
<1> How does it feel to get psychologically abused by a 12 year old?



<0> AI_coder: how does it feel to get soaked in the rain?
<0> weird question you're asking
<2> hi
<1> Actually I wouldn't ask that question if you weren't so insistent on mispelling.
<0> AI_coder: I'm not insistend on misspelling
<0> AI_coder: I'd prefer to spell correctly
<0> AI_coder: but even _if_ I misspell, and I admit I do that a lot, that's not done on purpose
<0> AI_coder: and that does not make me an idiot
<1> Well if you can't talk correctly, you can't spell correctly, and you can't present yourself in a reasonable way then you're less than me.
<0> lol
<1> In fact I'll always be better than you so just give up.
<0> AI_coder: okay, now present yourself in english, dutch and french
<0> will see how good you are
<3> Daveman: !
<1> This is an English chat, speak English. OK?
<0> *lol*
<0> discussion closed
<1> Yes, it is ok to lose.
<1> You'll get used to that as you get older, I can tell.
<1> WoDaN: I bet you're a really smart guy though.
<1> I know you have a lot to tell us and you are probably really helpful and nice.
<4> what a waste of time that was.
<1> cfedde: Yeah, too bad your life is entirely a waste of time.
<5> lol
<4> AI_coder: thanks. that makes my choices easier.
<1> cfedde: Yeah, your choices are very limited, and so is your vocabulary.
<1> cfedde: But you mean well, so we appreciate your company.
<6> eval: $num = int(1 + rand 800); print $num;
<7> eggzeck: 584Return: 1
<8> YES
<8> gumbybrain: be perlbot
<9> Perlbot beginning perl > tokyoahead.
<8> hahaha
<8> cl***ic.
<10> goddamnit, Key 'host' needs to be of type 'HASH' at t/02_CPANPLUS-Internals.t line 70
<10> stupid cpanp broken :(
<11> hi
<12> gumbybrain: what time is it
<9> it's up 99.9% of the time of the beast: for it is the best way to use cpan.
<1> I think it wants us to acknowledge it, hi ludan.
<4> GumbyBRAIN: DBD::SQLite supports numbered placeholders!
<9> Placeholders. Please, for the love of god, mr. Php, add placeholders.
<12> lol
<11> what time is it in your country?
<4> eval: scalar localtime;
<7> cfedde: Return: Wed May 17 01:43:17 2006
<12> ludan dunno i dont have a clock
<4> eval: $ENV{TZ} = "MST7MDT"; scalar localtime;
<7> cfedde: Return: Wed May 17 01:43:53 2006
<4> that didn't work....
<12> odd
<4> eval: $ENV{TZ} = "-600"; scalar localtime;
<7> cfedde: Return: Wed May 17 01:44:34 2006
<12> i dont think it works
<12> for two reasons one it cant read the timezonefile and two buu has his clock set to local time
<4> eval: scalar gmtime;
<7> cfedde: Return: Wed May 17 06:46:13 2006
<12> hmm
<4> that works. But you're probably right about the timezone stuffm
<1> Hey cfedde did you know that I rock?
<12> eval: 1 while 1



<7> Killing 251 due to run time
<4> eval: $ENV{FOOBAR} = "BAZBRAIN"; $ENV{FOOBAR}
<7> cfedde: Return: BAZBRAIN
<4> simcop2387-zauru: so you're right. It's probably the timezone files.
<12> gumbybrain: branes
<9> www-blogger-2006.0516 by ermeyers http://xrl.us/miip.
<12> gumbybrain: how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
<9> If you want sentance parsing that's a lot like perl sometimes.. But othertimes not so much.
<13> *burp*
<13> 'scuse =)
<12> quit scaring off users
<12> gumbybrain: gumbybranes are tasty, ted kennedy eats them for lunch
<9> Looking for a new name written, which no man was found no place for them.
<14> ok, pack/unpack is driving me nutty - simple problem: I have a string "010100" - I want to get to treat it as a binary number, and get it's integer value - can someone please give me the correct code to use?
<15> pack B*, "010100"
<15> i believe
<15> also, good morning *yawn*
<14> hmm
<14> I tried that
<15> eval: pack "B*", "00101010"
<7> Botje: Return: *
<15> eval: ord pack "B*", "00101010"
<7> Botje: Return: 42
<15> there we go.
<3> eval: hex "0b001010"
<7> buu: Return: 184553488
<3> hrm
<3> eval: hex "b001010"
<7> buu: Return: 184553488
<3> Guess not.
<15> eval: 0b001010
<7> Botje: Return: 10
<3> eval: 0b00101010
<7> buu: Return: 42
<15> HAH
<15> I beat the smart kids I beat the smart kids ..
<14> ah
<14> has to be 8 bits... wierd
<14> (for pack)
<15> does it?
<15> eval: ord pack "B*", "101010"
<7> Botje: Return: 168
<15> hmm
<15> that's bad.
<14> could probab ly reverse the string, and use b*....
<14> eval: print ord(pack("b*",scalar reverse("101010")))
<7> lokkju: 42 Return: 1
<14> eval: ord(pack("b*",scalar reverse("101010")))
<7> lokkju: Return: 42
<14> that is probably the best solution... I think?
<14> could always use sprintf or something too I guess
<8> =[
<8> gumbybrain: simcop is a ninny
<9> He is a ninny.
<8> yes
<16> MooOoOoOOOOoOoOoOOoOOOOOoOOoOOo!
<3> BINGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOOGOG
<16> GumbyBRAIN: be buu
<9> return: 42.
<10> GumbyBRAIN: life, the universe and everything?
<9> I know a single hash then i have somewhat against thee, because thou sufferest that woman jezebel, which calleth herself a prophetess, to teach and to read everything from a string rather than in a variable, a variable can't be a bit safer than .br at the end.
<16> :)
<3> I need to read watchmen
<17> why
<14> is there a chop function that takes a number of chars to chop? say, I want to chop the last three chars off of a string, and return them
<16> perldoc -f substr
<18> substr. To access this perldoc please type, at a command line, 'perldoc -f substr'. You may also find it at http://perldoc.perl.org/functions/substr.html
<14> hmm
<14> that won't chop though
<14> only return the chosen subset - I also want that subset chopped off the string
<17> lokkju: it does chop. read betterer.
<16> eval: my $string = "lotsof****ingchars"; substr $string, -5;
<7> BinGOs: Return: chars


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