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<0> ooooh, you don't need <![CDATA[ inside script because the DTD already says it
<1> avar: Oh my god!
<0> but the w3c validator doesn't think so
<2> jeffrey zeldman is such a twat
<3> I need to phone that guy just to congratulate him for being the most insane programmer ever
<2> his prose pisses me off
<1> Yay!
<2> i want to slap him for being such a dip****
<2> i'm going to burn his book and share the video with #web
<2> he'll hear of it.
<0> using floats to create tabular looking data?!
<2> integral: hush you elitest
<4> nice
<2> integral: well, making tables in css is a bitch
<4> tubular tabulars, man



<0> yes, but the HTML is using div and span.
<0> it could easily use tables. trivially.
<5> g night :)
<4> integral: probably some CSS nazi who thinks all tables are evil
<2> all-css design is only useful when you've mastered every known browser and still have the will to get the job done
<0> I'm happy if firefox and safari grok this
<0> and lynx. mustn't forget lynx
<2> lynx is crapola
<2> well, lynx is okay, designing for it is not wise
<2> at least for interactive applications
<1> Why the hell can't you search for channels on freenode?
<2> cause that's what /j is for!
<1> Duh
<2> idiot
<1> GOOD LUCK HAX0R
<1> /list | grep kthx
<6> sigh. I'd like a to find an Excel parser that doesn't have to read the whole damn file at once
<6> I wonder if it's just because Excel uses a crappy file format.
<6> err, not "at once", but rather, it has to read the entire file before it returns a structure.
<1> And I want to make my report go vertical.
<1> Well, horizontal really
<7> i want to be a helicopter
<8> I want to be a ROFLcopter
<0> <h3>no results for this query</h3> <!-- find me a gun, quick! -->
<9> japhy: that seems very possible
<8> integral: here's a gun but bullets are 20$ a piece
<7> Botje, wow what is it a railgun? :)
<8> a railgun-shot penny can kill ..
<1> Botje: Really?
<7> Botje, anything metal oil shot by a railgun can kill, infact i bet you could probably kill with bits of hard cheese if you could gget them to be affected by magnetic influenec :)
<7> -oil
<10> It's an awg, of cours.
<1> Alchemy: I seriously doubt it
<10> The gun that costs $20 per bullet.
<7> buu: i dont nkow some cheese is pretty hard.
<9> Alchemy: you are trying to burn a hole through someone with liquid cheese?
<1> Alchemy: Unless this was in a vacuum, I expect air resistance would remove all possibility of a penny or hard cheese.
<7> Khisanth, i thought railguns used titanium slugs shot at the speed of electricity basically
<7> i didnt know they used heat
<1> Alchemy: Definitely not at the speec of electricity..
<11> A penny's terminal velocity is something like 65mph...
<1> Falling..
<7> buu: am i right in thinknig a railgun manipulates magnetic waves to propel metal objects at theoretiaclly the magnetic flux*influence
<1> I'm sure a bullet's isn't much higher
<12> what is a vt100's terminal velocity? It that a recursive problem?
<11> 300baud.
<1> Alchemy: Er, maybe. I'm not really sure myself, I thought they just used really large magnets in series..
<12> hahahaha
<7> buu: hmm who knows :) have to make my own noe day
<7> then i will know #:)
<1> Exactly.
<10> Err, no.
<10> The railgun uses a magnetic force that moves forward with the projectile.
<10> I don't understand the physics of it.
<12> funny, you're talking about magnets, I was just looking at plans for a Howard Johnson motor
<11> United Magnetics has parts for a tiny railgun.
<9> Alchemy: the projectile will still be heated due to friction
<10> But I guess the metal of the projectile affects something so the magnetic force is always pushing it. I don't remember. It was after midnight and discovery channel was the only thing on.
<10> Wikipedia can probably tell you better.



<1> Railguns utilize an electromagnetic force called the Lorentz force to propel an electrically conductive projectile that is initially part of the current path. Sometimes they also use a movable armature connecting the rails. The current flowing through the rails sets up a magnetic field between them and through the projectile perpendicularly to the current in the rail. This results in a mutual repulsion of the rails and the acceleration of the projec
<9> Alchemy: wouldn't actually need hard cheese
<9> you do need cheese that won't vaporize :)
<10> Yeah. What buu said. ;)
<0> oooh, a raffle with a cabbage as prize!
<11> M\"unster. Get a large enough chunk and it's own ablative casing.
<7> ParityBit, sort of like the metal object is magnetically charged to have the negative facing outwards ecnter positive and the actual gun chasis is basically a giant electromagnetic coil that lets out one great 'THUMP' to generate a m***ive magneto-electric field that of course will be oppositely charged to the outer part of the projectile forcing it to go flyng off into the cosmos?
<1> Ah, I was thinking of a gaussrifle or coilgun
<13> how to form value from localtime which i can p*** to mysql?
<7> ahh #perl the best pace to talk about big guns :)
<7> lpace*
<7> i give up with this keyboard -_-
<10> Yeah, if we talked about it on #physics or #firearms somebody might contradict us with facts.
<2> ParityBit: facts are so lame
<1> "The facts might change, but my opinions never will"
<14> buu: rofl
<8> "nothing like a fact to kill a well heated argument"
<14> my favourite arguments are the ones that degenerate to things like "YOUR MOM" "NO UR MOM"
<11> "Facts are useless! You can prove anything that's even *remotely* true with them!"
<7> "Facts are for people who dont know about standardization"
<15> will this create any issues should i escape %
<15> print LOG "\n%$b Rsync failed..."
<16> It depends on what you want to do.
<15> Ani-_: I just wasnt to print the name with % prefix
<16> Then you need to escape it.
<15> print LOG "\n\%$b Rsync failed..."
<16> Else it will be a hash-dereference.
<15> Ani-_: Is that correct
<17> no, why?
<17> Ani-_: wrong
<16> eval: $b = { A => "B", C => "D" }; "%$b";
<18> Ani-_: Return: %HASH(0x842efcc)
<17> hashes don't interpolate
<16> Too bad. They should. :)
<17> how?
<15> mauke: Do i need to eascape if yes is this coorect
<15> print LOG "\n\%$b Rsync failed..."
<16> There is no need to escape it :(
<17> cvcv: you don't need to escape
<17> both versions are correct
<4> "Investors Tilting Towards Windmills."
<19> question: when using perl to create a xml document, XML::LibXML, which function/subroutine/method do i need to use to insert this line:<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="file_selection.xsl"?> , any idea ?
<4> how droll
<15> mauke: Its beter to escape right?
<17> cvcv: I don't think so
<15> ok
<16> It could be slightly better... If one day hashes do interpolate then you are safe. (I do wonder why they don't :/)
<20> I'm a newbie to perl although I do have experience with c and c++. Just wondering if someone could direct me to a good book or website. Thx
<16> thorin: http://learn.perl.org and/or perldoc perlintro
<21> The perldoc for perlintro - Perl introduction for beginners is at http://perldoc.perl.org/perlintro.html
<17> http://tnx.nl/bp, perldoc perl
<21> The perldoc for perl - is at http://perldoc.perl.org/perl.html
<22> my %info = (name=>{1=>0,2=>0,array=>@()});... erm... have i correctly written array?
<8> no
<16> adding some whitespace in that structure would be useful.
<8> PLEASE don't invent syntax
<22> i'm getting confused with syntax... all that @(@array, @array);... :)
<8> rkama: so STOP GUESSING
<8> and read perldoc perlreftut
<21> The perldoc for perlreftut - Perl references short introduction is at http://perldoc.perl.org/perlreftut.html
<8> and perldsc
<17> there is no @(@array))
<22> i read them twice i think :))
<22> and keep reading
<22> just without practise **** happens
<16> rkama, and you still haven't got it.
<22> mauke: there's @one = @(@two, @three);
<22> or im wrong again
<17> rkama: no
<8> rkama: ehh ..
<22> bah
<17> that's a syntax error
<8> @one = (@two, @three);
<8> that works ..


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