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<0> lolzor roffle americans
<1> "Hey, if I were denied a heavily disputed piece of land, I'd blow up innocent civilians with a crude bomb strapped to my midsection too. Wait, no I wouldn't. That's ****ing insane."
<2> shouldn't "ex officio" be two words? :)
<3> yes
<0> hmm... things to do with a new apartment, #343. Find out which burner on the gas stove refuses to light, and put a NO sticker on the knob.
<1> hobbs: DO NOT WANT
<1> I need something to code
<2> Fun things not to experience, #678: gas explosion.
<0> o/` Find me some program to code o/` Find me some program to code o/`
<0> o/` Webserver o/` Point of sale o/` Chat client o/` Perl on rails o/`
<0> o/` Can any body find meeee o/` A program to code? o/`
<4> http://pastebin.com/662074 >.>
<4> <.<
<5> The paste 662074 has been moved to http://erxz.com/pb/990
<1> hobbs: I've done infinity billion chat clients
<6> www.exofficio.com



<0> that's a large number
<0> Ex Officio's name is a weak pun... in latin. Yay.
<4> nvm i got that bit working..
<6> ex officio is not a pun; it's a common latin phrase
<7> Bonjours tout le monde ...
<0> strom: Yes, I understand that... and they're making a pun on the common meaning of the phrase.
<8> SORRY WE DO NOT TALK FROG
<7> ****ing frog
<7> h oui Botje sais toi la grnouille de merde
<0> Yeah blood in the streets it's up to my ankles
<7> lol
<9> hi, when I'm inside a loop like while (<$fh>) { $var=$_; ... etc } how do I get the next line from the filehandle in that loop?
<9> (without using next or so)
<4> !ping
<1> <$fh> again
<9> hmm :) does that mean I do $line=$fh ?
<9> or $line=<$fh>; ?
<10> while (my $var = <$fh>) plzkthx
<1> $line = <$fh>
<11> I LIKE PIE
<1> most people do
<11> Really?
<1> yes
<12> NO
<12> Pie ****s.
<1> lies
<13> arg?!
<0> I'm pro-pie.
<14> There's nothing in the world better than pie. Nothing.
<10> GumbyBRAIN: what are good names for asynchronous read/write functions?
<15> mauke: Good think i read for something like m/\{.*?\}/s then edit in place from whence they grow.
<16> I'm pro-choice
<13> how about pie & blowjob?
<10> thanks
<1> mauke: AsynchronousReaderStreamInterfaceImplementorCl***WidgetBean, if you're using Java.
<10> no, and I don't use cl***es
<1> aread and awrite?
<10> hey, that makes sense, almost
<10> aread doesn't follow the usual read interface in that it doesn't return a value but takes a callback
<11> I'm reminded of the discussions of whether people in Christian heaven have ***.
<1> yrlnry: fun
<1> hrm
<1> I should think there'd be a lot of virgins
<11> I wonder if there's pork sausage in heaven.
<17> in my heaven there is
<1> I was under the impression that heaven is entirely subjective
<17> and onions and mustard
<0> I was under the impression that heaven was empty ;)
<1> hobbs: probably
<0> I moved, and all the stores are different here, and I don't know where to buy a "wonder chicken" anymore
<4> how can i s/// a file to change every set of 4 spaces into a \t? i thought of using \s{4} but doesnt \s match \t as well?
<10> yes, it does
<1> Eaglewolf: s/ /\t/g
<1> hehe
<10> \s includes , \t, \n, \r and \f
<4> oh
<4> XD
<4> im good
<4> thanks
<0> / {4}/ works so long as you haven't got /x set :)
<10> s/ {4}/\t/g



<1> my method is clearer
<1> and just as long
<4> true
<4> lol
<0> there's also \x20 for clarity
<0> it's hard to count spaces if you use printouts :)
<10> I wouldn't call \x20 clear
<1> hobbs: nobody does.
<0> Elly: I do when I want to absorb a big piece of code and tear it apart or rewrite it
<1> you can't read off a screen?
<0> not half as easily
<1> tres 1980s
<1> a 19" monitor shows a lot more code at once than an 8.5x11 sheet
<0> vim foo.bar '+colo zellner' +hardcopy +q
<1> means nothing to me
<1> never used vim ;)
<10> is still harder to read than {4}
<1> not on a computer screen
<0> yeah. I wouldn't ever use more than two spaces in a row in a place where the number of spaces is actually significant
<4> im still trying to train myself to get all my formatting consistant when i code
<4> lol
<8> gg=G
<8> saves lives
<8> (in vim, at least)
<8> or you let perltidy do it for you .. :p
<18> hi all
<18> i'm a problem with Net::IRC
<18> with DCC
<18> :(
<19> [lain]: you should upgrade to POE::Component::IRC
<18> hi x86
<19> POE++
<18> mmmm.... i don't know.
<18> in the test with net::irc
<20> are there perl modules for scheduling?
<18> $self->new_chat($event);
<21> [lain]: your problem is that your using Net::IRC
<18> but don't accept the request
<21> you're *
<18> immute, when i call the sub on_chat..... the sub for dcc chat
<21> [lain]: I know 2 things about Net::IRC:
<18> ...
<21> 1) it ****s
<21> 2) POE::Component::IRC is the alternative
<18> ok
<21> POE has a bit of a learning curve, but once you get it, life is good :)
<18> thanks
<21> but the guys on #POE@irc.perl.org should be able to help you AS LONG AS you agree to read documentation
<18> good!
<22> hello
<22> haveing trouble recoginising my cgiscript
<22> it is in a cgi-bin folder
<22> and is linked in the html <!--#include virtual="hello.cgi"-->
<21> why are you using SSI to run a cgi script?
<21> R078902: ^^
<22> ssi?
<22> <!--#include virtual="hello.cgi"-->
<21> that
<22> are you refering to this?
<10> server side includes
<22> not sure that i understand what you mean, i am just trying to setup the environment
<10> ok, that's not how you run a CGI program
<21> why are you using server side includes to run the script instead of running the script itself
<21> mauke: are you using apache or IIS ?
<10> apache2, why?
<22> Apache
<21> er, s/mauke/R078902 /
<22> sorry
<10> there's a cgi-bin/ directory in the default install
<22> immute i do this because i want it to be executed from in the HTML to display feedback
<21> just put the HTML inside the script
<23> *cough*templates*cough*
<22> and call it cgi instead of html?


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