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<0> no, they scary :(
<1> SysCreateFileExW2_Pi_Eleventy
<0> gumbybrain: I want to be a win32 debugger for halloween.
<2> I want to not be.
<0> -_-
<3> And the poor use of hungarian notation makes me wanna cry
<0> hobbs :P
<1> GumbyBRAIN: how existential
<0> rmah, yes :/
<2> My favorite food is wonderful existential fun.
<0> hahaha
<0> hobbs, nice one :p
<4> word
<5> wordperfect was first
<4> now that the debate is over... back to dvorak
<1> wordstar



<3> I hated wordstar
<5> wordstar ****s
<4> wordstar was the **** for its time though
<5> my fingers hate ctrlk :)
<1> I agree though, WP rocked :)
<3> only because everything else ****ed even more
<6> I'd really appreciate some help if anyone knows: http://sial.org/pbot/17179
<3> I recall something called "electric pencil" or somesuch that was ok
<5> is that a fancy word for vibrator?
<3> I prefer my cattle prods in blue
<3> http://www.hotshotproducts.com/lmplus.htm
<3> I love that one
<1> *prod* *prod*
<3> hotshot makes the bestest cattle prods
<6> is this the right place to go for asking perl related questions?
<7> hobbs: Read!
<7> malchias: Unfortunately, yes.
<1> buu: yeah yeah
<3> haha
<3> it's very humid
<8> do I have to open and close a new pipe to sendmail for each email? or is it possible to send a command so I don't have to?
<9> is there anything built in to take parameters out of a string easily? like: bla "a b c" "c d e" OR bla a c OR bla "a b" c
<9> not that hard with regex, but thought i'd say
<9> *ask
<3> split
<9> split on what though?
<3> oh, there are quotes in there?
<3> why don't you give an example of input and output?
<10> bnovc: regexp::common, text::balanced
<10> text::shellwords maybe, unless that's superceded by something
<9> rmah, that was my example...just like any unix commands really
<9> b0at, i'll take a look thanks
<9> b0at, you used to be on efnet right?
<10> yeah
<9> with the nice bot?
<4> man
<10> Yes, and RTFS is here now
<9> i can't even remember what it did
<9> you all of a sudden disappeared
<10> EFnet is a full-time job
<9> heh, yea
<9> what all does RTFS do, again?
<9> text::parsewords seems to be it, thanks
<9> @words = &shellwords(@lines);
<10> mostly just factoid things
<4> my companies stock is lower than the day I started ... that means my stock options are worthless
<4> hah
<9> good thing you got a free server to sell then
<4> hahah
<3> tag, what company?
<11> hi<
<3> maybe I can do a short sell play
<12> is there a such thing as ARGC in perl?
<12> or just @ARGV?
<1> buu: I need blank DVDs and dinner. Should I go out to Downers or down to Countryside? ;)
<10> tobmoox: Do you want the count of arguments? Then that's @ARGV in scalar context.
<1> tobmoox: @ARGV knows how big it is, there's no need for a separate variable
<12> o yeah ok



<7> Downers probably
<7> Theres um
<7> A bunch down 75th
<4> rmah: marchex
<13> tag: I think that means you will owe the company money when it goes public. ;)
<3> who's the chick on your company's website... she's a cutie
<4> its already publik
<4> public
<3> man, your stock took a nosedive this last couple of weeks
<4> yea
<3> erm, last week
<4> somethin about google I think
<3> bad quarterly results, it seems
<3> bummer
<3> no, your company's 1Q 2006 results came out and then boom
<3> young senior management, no one over 40
<4> Right... we lost a bunch of money thanks to google, iirc
<10> What does the company do?
<1> google things
<3> If I may quote: "Marchex, Inc. delivers vertical and local online traffic to merchant advertisers and help publishers monetize traffic on their Websites."
<10> heh
<14> ah. it's a spamming website?
<3> haha
<3> $95mil in revenues in 2005 though
<3> about 2x too many employees, IMO
<4> b0at: paid listing stuff... we're actually partnered with google on two of our products
<3> If I took over that company, I'd fire half the staff on day 1
<4> rmah: and then you'd go under
<3> best way is to ask the line employees who the slackers are and then axe them
<3> the grunts always know who the bad apples are
<3> the people who are left would get 10% to 20% raises
<4> cause its mostly development and IT staff... we have a pretty low management overhead
<3> tag: actually, if it worked then the company would succeed. if it didn't, the next quarter's numbers would look GREAT and then I'd sell it for a nice profit.
<3> this is a tried and true wall street technique :-)
<4> w***up enron
<4> heh
<3> pre-enron, developed in the 1980's
<3> "leveraged buyouts" and all that stuff
<4> ah
<4> yea... we made a bad buyout it seems, also
<3> hmm, $63mil in cash, almost no real debt, positive cashflow... looks like a buyout target to me
<3> market cap is too high though
<4> we kick ***
<4> this is my favorite job yet
<3> tag: yeah, you guys bought IndustryBrains back in 2005 and just bought AreaConnect
<3> well, I hope you succeed in your new endevour
<4> we buy **** all the time
<15> hello, does anyone have experience with Catalyst, Jifty or Maypole and if so, which one do you prefer? Did you try the others?
<3> Catalyst
<4> ****, I wish I would have worked here two years ago
<15> rmah: do you like it, still use it?
<4> 9/09/2005 Korman, Walter OFF Option 000 $0.75-$0.00 <--- jesus chist that's cheap
<3> linuxnohow, I like catalyst and we're going to port a rather largish app to it now that a test project worked out so well
<16> "linuxnohow" at 68.70.129.133 pasted "Catalyst, Jifty, Maypole module comparison" (101 lines, 6.6K) at http://sial.org/pbot/17180
<5> linuxnohow: that comparison is pretty off , i guess
<15> it's interesting what you can kind of learn from a dist by its requirements
<15> jifty seems to be the only one that has any JS integration
<15> zamolxes: it is?
<5> linuxnohow: check out the plugin namespace
<5> in catalyst
<15> ahh true
<3> catalyst is the one true way
<15> do either of you use Mason as the templating engine in Catalyst?
<3> no, we use Template
<17> hi
<17> I am not sure if anyone is familiar with the Curses::UI module....
<15> is there a template equivalent to the Mason "autohandler" where you have your header and footer in one file and insert your content into the middle?
<17> but I am just trying to design a window, and was wondering how to lay multiple items out on the window, listbox, textbox, menu, etc
<15> with a mechanism for overriding the title and other top level items?
<18> hi
<17> i try to reduce the size of the listbox with -width, but it doesnt seem to work
<19> hm, anyone know how I can make Schedule::Cron work on second resolution?
<9> my $aim = $_[HEAP]->{aim}; <- thats global and should work right?


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