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<0> jdv79: and it's in pugs vAfewMonthsAgo at least :)
<1> thanks
<2> hobbs: can you point me at an example of some good code so I can figure out what I'm doing wrong?
<0> sanedragon: been through perldoc DBI?
<3> sanedragon perhaps you should point us to your code so we can tell you what you are doing wrong?
<2> hobbs: about six times
<3> What should the 'Good code' do for example?
<1> well, i'd say it should work, first of all
<0> other than that the design is up to you!
<0> oh, and it should be mauve.
<1> being able to understand it in 6 months without having seen it for as long would be _nice_
<1> i've written code where that was not quite the case before:)
<2> I'm trying to put arbitrary (fixed length) binary data into a BYTEA field in a PostgreSQL DB and retrieve it
<0> $sth = $dbh->prepare('insert into foo (bigfield) values (?)'); $sth->execute($heaps_o_data);
<4> hobbs: Ah, you're right
<4> sent 21854893 bytes received 26843765 bytes 12277.49 bytes/sec



<4> total size is 11093199821 speedup is 227.79
<4> Yay speedups.
<1> what would the world be like without rsync...
<5> we'd have xsynx
<0> slower?
<6> POSTGRESQL ****S
<4> rysnx
<0> nsync
<5> buu: you ****x
<4> Sounds el33t.
<2> I put the data in parens. That helped, thanks
<0> syrinx?
<4> Um..
<6> wtf were they smoking when they designed the permission system, jeez
<4> Botje: Cocks.
<2> s/the data/the placeholder/
<6> "grant all on somedatabase to someuser"
<6> what would you expect that to do >:(
<0> sanedragon: is it even legal not to have them?
<4> No
<4> eval: $x->y 'z';
<7> buu: String found where operator expected at (eval 121) line 1, near "->y 'z'" (Missing operator before 'z'?) Error: syntax error at (eval 121) line 1, near "->y 'z'"
<0> Botje: fairly little
<6> exactly
<6> some ****tard decided it should only grant execute, temporary, and create access
<6> not drop. not select. not insert.
<6> gah
<4> Botje: Obviously that's what "all" means.
<6> ah
<6> maybe my definition of "all" is out of sync with reality
<4> Yes!
<4> Resync.
<8> eval: $array[1_000_000_000] = "out of memory"
<7> dooky: Out of memory!
<8> :D
<6> wow. that's fast
<0> eval: $_[[]]=[]
<7> hobbs: Out of memory!
<8> eval: $array[1_000_000] = "out of memory"
<7> dooky: Out of memory!
<4> Hrm. It should be 5 megs..
<0> hrm, better.
<0> eval: $][[]]=[]
<7> hobbs: Out of memory!
<4> I wonder if it's counting all of the stuff fork is picking up
<9> eval: "your library books"
<7> friedo: Return: your library books
<8> eval: $array[1000000] = "blah blah hoopty foopty";
<7> dooky: Out of memory!
<9> I don't want to return my library books!
<8> die bitch die
<6> hobbs: my head just asploded. thanks.
<8> eval: "the ring to the fires of Mount Doom"
<7> dooky: Return: the ring to the fires of Mount Doom
<0> buu: well, a million SV*'s is at least four million bytes most places
<8> SINCE A POINTER IS FOUR BYTES
<4> eval: $ar[100] 1;
<7> buu: Number found where operator expected at (eval 121) line 1, near "] 1" (Missing operator before 1?) Error: syntax error at (eval 121) line 1, near "] 1"
<4> eval: $ar[100]=1;
<7> buu: Return: 1
<4> eval: $ar[1000]=1;



<7> buu: Return: 1
<4> eval: $ar[1000-]=1;
<7> buu: Error: syntax error at (eval 121) line 1, near "-]"
<4> Bah
<0> Botje: I liked it ;)
<6> you probably did, you sick bastard
<6> :p
<0> Botje: for some reason it won't let you have @[, but @] is okay
<4> I so did it first =[
<8> eval: my($ar);for($i=1;;$i*=10){$ar[$i]=1;}
<7> dooky: Out of memory!
<0> dooky: a print might help ;)
<8> eval: for (;"ever";) {}
<7> Killing 31 due to run time
<8> :D
<4> hahahah
<4> sent 21854893 bytes received 26843765 bytes 12277.49 bytes/sec
<4> total size is 11093199821 speedup is 227.79
<4> ****ing linux
<4> http://www.twitchfilm.net/archives/004962.html
<10> you damn spic!
<4> Remaking Fight Club
<8> heya Amnesiac
<4> The remake isn't the best part, it's all the comments
<10> hello dooky
<0> buu: why the hell would you do that?
<4> hobbs: It's funny as hell.
<11> how do you send a line break in "hyper terminal"?
<11> is it \n ?
<0> press enter?
<11> yeah ok
<11> didnt know what line break means exactly
<6> it is CHUCK NORRIS breaking LINES in HALF with his powerful ROUNDHOUSE KICKS
<11> oh yeah i couldn't have another outofbody experience lastnight
<11> cos i wasn't home
<11> hehehehee
<6> you can watch yourself in the mirror if that helps you *********e.
<11> only if you look hot
<11> hahaha
<9> Recent studies at particle physics labarotories in Sweden and the United States reveal that if Chuck Norris ever got in a fight with Jack Bauer, the entire Universe would be annihilated. But Chuck Norris would win.
<11> and if ur gay the it will definitely help
<4> Jack Bauer seems to lose a lot
<0> he's a loser.
<6> that would be an accurate job description for someone who loses a lot
<0> Soy un perdedor!
<6> mmm soy
<4> Someday I need to finish that season
<10> o.O
<12> friedo: Bruce Lee already did that.
<13> World War II was actually started by Chuck Norris cloning himself 3 times and sending the clones, disguised as students, to demand homage from Ferdinand. When Ferdinand wouldn't bow to Chuck Norris' superior power, the clones totally wtfpwned him RIGHT IN THE FACE.
<4> ew73: Welcome to last week!
<13> Thank you!
<13> I would've shared earlier, but I was busy *********ing and typing that much with one hand is hard work.
<4> ****er.
<13> No, no ****er. That's part of the problem.
<4> What happened to the gay roomate?
<14> eww. I don't want to read that when I look at this channel
<5> Experience More Powerful Erections
<0> ew73: isn't that the wrong war?
<5> Forget about your partner faking her orgasm or not being able to please her. You will be able to penetrate deeper so your partner will experience more pleasure as well as multiple orgasms during ***ual intercourse. 86% of women surveyed said that they would like their partner to be more 'full' ***ually.
<13> That was so last year.
<14> yo ew73, do you want to see what I ended up with for that number partner program thingy? using hashes?
<4> hobbs: Yes.
<13> hobbs: Horray! :)
<13> zshzn: Sure, why not.
<14> http://zshzn.skudd.com/code/perl/tennis.txt <-- still in Cheap Hack mode. suggestions are still cool
<0> ew73: ?
<13> zshzn: Good show. You could save yourself a bit of work and not bother to put them (the hashes) in an array until you're ready to output, ***uming everything's unique.
<15> Should I look into Per DBI? Or should i stick with PHP?
<15> I just finished the lama book
<15> hmm... should i read the alpaca book first?
<14> hmm
<16> uh that was WWW I
<0> briantd: no, that one was in the 90s


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