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<0> eg, @foo->{@keys} = @values;
<0> Ah.
<1> that's definitely not gonna work
<2> @$foo{@keys}
<1> yeah
<1> ->{} is strictly for element, not slice
<0> right. thanks.
<3> @$sheeit{qw( foo bar baz )}
<2> hmm, interesting... wikipedia says that tigers, lions, jaguars and leapards can all cross breed with each other
<4> some offspring are sterile
<3> just like mules
<2> yes
<0> Yep. @{ $foo->{bar} }{ qw( baz dong ) }
<2> I wonder if homo sapiens and neandrethals could have cross-bred
<5> Sweet cave man love



<6> supposedly man trying to make it with a monkey is how aids spread to the human population
<6> at least, it showed up in lower primates first
<2> haha
<2> sili: huh?
<2> neandrethals were european
<2> well, sort of
<7> your point?
<2> europeans are more primative
<4> haha
<4> AIDS = Originally dubbed GRID, or Gay-Related Immune Deficiency,
<2> it's obvious, what with their pronounced snouts, hairy bodies and such
<3> holy**** I might actually get out of here before 10 pm
<3> haha
<3> that'd be so sweet
<4> i hope you're there all night!
<6> tag, haha, well, I guess you gotta pay for that boat, right?
<4> and i hope you're not working more than 8~ hours a day
<4> can't be good for you
<3> I'm working more than 8 hours a day today
<3> but most days I work less than 5
<2> slacker
<4> good job
<4> you make me proud
<2> my father would beat you if you were his child
<4> hooray
<4> free spankings... i like it
<3> heh
<3> but I get more **** done than most everyone else
<3> in my 5 hours a day
<3> and they all work well over 8 hours a day
<3> so why should I work more? :_)
<4> tag: is it cause you use vim?
<3> sili: that probably helps
<4> excellent
<3> 'cause I don't use ****ing eclipse and point and click my way around ;-)
<2> haha
<4> they're probably typing shift+arrow+backspace+end+home all day
<4> like my coworkers
<4> ****. i get so annoyed when trying to work with a programmer who can't type for ****
<4> and instead of cd /foo/bar/baz, they cd /foo, cd bar, cd baz
<4> or they use insert mode to remove characters
<4> DAMN THEM TO HELL
<0> sounds like my coworkers
<0> 'insert', 'delete', 'delete', 'delete', 'delete'....
<3> heh
<4> dec: today i had to help not one, but two of them match for a comma separated list and then use split on it
<3> insert
<3> that's that
<0> ****ING PRESS X
<3> I never ues backspace
<3> well, once in a rare while
<4> i use ^W
<2> backspace is for pussies, man!
<4> rarely backspace in vim
<3> ^W and ^U
<3> in vim I use dw db etc all the time
<0> same
<4> i never make mistakes, so i replaced my backspace key with "ZOMG!!1111"
<3> dB 1GV0Gd
<3> and **** like that
<3> I make mistakes all the tie



<3> time, but backspace is pretty ****ing inefficient typically
<4> ZOMG!!1111
<4> wakka wakka wakka
<3> this **** better work
<4> xml situps?
<3> no
<3> screw you
<3> there is no such thing as XML situps
<4> on your boat? zok
<3> stupid ruby user
<3> I just went a little overboard in refactoring to get this done 'cause the way it was pissed me off
<3> RA-00904: &quot;EU&quot;.&quot;CUSTOMER_ID&quot;: invalid identifier
<3> oops
<8> In the days of emacs, I once heard of a story of a boss who was way too pro-menu. Then the grunts switched him to all-menu, the whole keyboard didn't work and was only accessible through menus.
<3> huh
<3> what in the hell are you talking about
<3> and what do you mean by in the days of emacs, I know alot of people who use emacs until now
<6> all your base are belong to emacs
<6> I still use emacs, heh
<6> I use it exclusively for coding
<8> Whatever, mid-90's.
<6> for editing config files and the like, use vi, but for coding... old habits die hard
<9> EMACS LS LAME
<10> ping
<9> Bahahaha.
<6> trust me, I'm not going there
<3> I love how ****ing oracle can't get the using clause right
<4> it ****s up USING?
<3> yeah
<3> from time to time
<4> cool
<3> oracle ****s up most things
<3> even, on occasion, the entire file system
<11> tag: At least you're not using MSSQL.
<3> I wish I was.
<6> I haven't used oracle since version 7
<3> 'cause around this office we only know of oracle, mssql, and mysql
<4> this is so god damn awesome
<3> and mssql is strangely enough the least painful of the lot so long as I can use it from java and not mother****ing .NET
<4> i insert records into a certain table and it modifies the structure of others
<3> sili: triggers?
<4> yes
<3> yay
<4> tag: it's my data driven DB design.
<3> omfg
<3> sweet
<3> I hate databases
<3> I wish I could just use object databases for everything
<3> they're easy as ****ing ****
<3> and they rock
<4> data driven = make db schema, make objects
<3> data driven apps can live without a relational database
<4> tag: in theory
<6> tag, postgresql is pretty nice, but basically it's the poor man's oracle. if you hate oracle, you'd probably hate pgsql even more. though they do tend to stick closer to ansi than oracle, though take that with a grain of salt from me having not used oracle in a very long time
<4> i suppose some people are already doing something similar
<3> boingolov: no
<3> you're ****ing wrong
<3> postgresql is NOT the poor mans oracle
<3> oracle is way, way more archaic and ****ing obnoxious than postgresql
<11> And slightly more exprensive.
<3> and a metric ****ton more expensive
<12> Larry needs to keep his yacht collection current
<3> postgresql is nicer to develop for than oracle
<6> tag, perhaps that's too harsh a judgement, but plpgsql is without a doubt modeled after pl/sql , and it just strikes me as oracle'esque overall
<11> BUT WE PAID LOTS FOR IT IT MUST BE GOOD
<9> THAT'S WHAT MY FIFTH WIFE SAID
<11> boingolov: And pl/perl?
<3> boingolov: it's not...it's nicer and follows standards
<6> tag, I definitely agree it's closer to ansi
<12> DBD::Pg is a bit obnoxious and noisy in that it likes to throw warnings directly to the user, though


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