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<0> integral doesn't seem to be
<1> integral belies the real truth
<2> yes, I know how the bot works.
<3> Ykstort: You *are* using it.
<0> No I'm not
<2> so by using that website you are using the bot.
<3> YES YOU ARE.
<0> It does it of its own accord
<4> ...
<0> Oh
<2> that website is *SERVED* by the bot.
<0> I see how you are thinking
<4> DUH DUH DUH DUH
<2> it's not rocket science.
<0> An IRC bot and a webserver at the same time
<0> Heh



<5> HASHIFY!
<3> Where the hell are my donuts?
<3> I swear I had donuts.
<1> i like the one that says "POE paste with alien head"
<6> this is irc buu. we don't know.
<4> this is irc?
<4> ****.
<5> heh
<5> Chris62vw, how goes? :)
<6> Daveman, great. I just discovered that a local weekly magazine/newspaper published a letter I wrote: http://lasvegascitylife.com/articles/2006/03/09/letters/letters02.txt
<7> Chris62vw's url is at http://xrl.us/kegt
<4> why are you writing letters
<6> I actually had a few minutes
<6> and I enjoy writing I guess
<6> why hnot?
<6> not
<6> I wrote a letter because I'm sick of people thinking that the world should be shaped to their standards just because they THINK it should
<6> no one owes anyone anything
<6> these damn busybodies that get all up in everyone else's business should be shot
<0> http://sial.org/pbot/16279 <-- if you are on *nix, this pwns
<2> communities seem to be too big nowadays
<2> there's councils and papers covering whole cities, but not neighbourhoods or whatever
<0> yes | roulette -r as root even better
<0> xD
<8> what's pwn?
<8> what does it stand for
<8> where does it come from
<0> pwn == own
<1> ubuh-huntuh: bastardization of own (or 0wn)
<4> heh
<4> that's a silly script
<8> and why is it 'kewl' to say pwn?
<9> PWN
<3> Because.
<0> Why is it 'kewl' to say ubuh-huntuh?
<10> You'll notice the 'p' is rather close to the '0'
<8> i never said it was kewl
<8> i think i came from diablo
<0> I never said it was kewl to say pwn
<0> QED
<1> there is also 'tr0wn'
<8> you use the term and you dont even know
<10> ubuh-huntuh: Why do you keep saying 'kewl'?
<8> PWN is the name of the guy who wrote the script for diablo bot
<10> ubuh-huntuh: Where does that come from?
<8> it's a mock
<0> sili_, it's a fun script
<4> funner if you run as root
<11> Every time I try to use "perl -MCPAN -e 'install Some::PERL::Module'" using kubuntu, iit will never successfully make, but it won't give me any useful error messages either, any one know why?
<4> mzelem: no
<0> funnest if you do yes | roulette as root
<3> mzelem: Try installing make
<11> make is installed
<0> paste the error messages
<4> i don't believe you don't get errors.
<8> i was a diablo uber hunter
<3> Try reading the error messages.
<8> hence the name :=)
<0> I thought the name was a bastardisation of ubuntu, lol
<11> This is the only error I get: -- NOT OK
<12> Ykstort, it's only fun if you replace that kill with a system("rm", "-rf", "..."); :)



<0> Ani-_, that wouldn't do anything
<0> rmoriz: cannot remove `...': No such file or directory
<3> mzelem: Did you perhaps install make after you configured CPAN
<0> rmoriz: cannot remove `...': No such file or directory <-- you'd get something like that
<6> Daveman, here's the article my letter was responding to: http://lasvegascitylife.com/articles/2006/02/23/opinion/all_tomorrows_parties/atp.txt
<11> thats a good question
<0> w/o oriz
<7> Chris62vw's url is at http://xrl.us/kegw
<12> Ykstort, ofcourse. That ... was a placeholder for /.
<0> I don't know where that came from
<11> buu: do you know the command to re-configure cpan?
<0> Ohh, it's the nick completion
<3> mzelem: o conf init
<11> k, thanks
<12> mzelem: you might want to read http://perldoc.perl.org/perlfaq1.html#What's-the-difference-between-%22perl%22-and-%22Perl%22%3f aswell. Esepcially the last line.
<7> Ani-_'s url is at http://xrl.us/kegy
<13> MY ARM! IT IS TEH NUMB
<13> MY CHEST! IT IS TEH CAVE
<14> HALLO EVERYONE
<0> /exec -o ps -ef | wc -l > /tmp/procs.$$; read PROCS < /tmp/procs.$$; rm /tmp/procs.$$; echo Processes running: $(($PROCS - 3));
<0> ^ funnest thing to do
<0> Processes running: 88
<0> Hmm, was 90 earlier
<11> Ani-: I'm confused, Isn't PERL and acronym for Practical Extraction and Report Language?
<15> Yes, that is simply hilarious.
<0> Not quite
<1> what so fun about that?
<15> mzelem: No, it's "Perl", and that's a bacronym.
<0> It's a backronym
<15> pravus: Absolutely nothing.
<0> It's lots of fun
<15> perlbot capital PERL
<16> Perl is the language, perl is the program, there is no PERL. See perldoc -q 'difference between'.
<11> ok....
<17> Perl is a necronym for "some animal died".
<18> Ykstort: doesn't work on some Unix, security flaw. Is that fun?
<13> necronym hahah
<0> Just like /sysinfo is if you have the xchat xsys plugin
<0> thrig, really?
<3> Yay!
<0> Why doesn't it work on some UNIX?
<17> Hello, amazing appearing thrig.
<18> really. I bet your Unix doesn't properly randomize PIDs, right?
<0> What's that got to do with it?
<1> thrig: actually, how many do? OpenBSD?
<13> pravus: linux+grsec does
<1> [x86]: ahh. i haven't used that but should have guessed.
<0> What use is randomising PIDs?
<18> helps avoid PID race conditions. Such as /tmp/$$ security holes
<1> i remember courier (or qmail?) getting upset with OpenBSD's random PID generation (and hence possible immediate re-use)
<13> Ykstort: so your POP3 doesnt get IMAP'd
<2> hmm, I thought linux's one was designed to avoid that too, but by taking ages to reuse pids, not making them very random :-/
<1> their algo to generate Maildir files depended on a parent or child pid
<0> IMAP does the same thing as POP3, just a different protocol, isn't it?
<1> Ykstort: erm.. sorta
<1> Ykstort: they are really two completely different beasts
<13> Ykstort: it was teh jokez0r
<0> Yeah, I'd noticed that PIDs on my box don't get reused
<0> Now I get why
<0> Never really gave it much though
<0> thought *
<2> umm, on a system with decent uptime the reuse is uh noticable
<0> It would be simpler if ps -ef | wc -l | read PROCS worked
<0> But it doesn't
<0> Not in my version of bash at least
<18> yeah, -ef is a sysv thing. Won't work everywhere
<0> aux then
<2> yay! I've tamed analog!
<3> ay!
<2> you're lucky I no longer kill sysv users on sight, Ykstort
<13> BSD > SYSV
<1> i really wish there were a standard for ps
<13> EOC
<0> Newer linux kernels randomise va space


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