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<0> copters
<1> < merlyn> pbelau - you won't need to cwd mangle: it IF you do the read like I just said
<2> it IF she do the bone analogon I legislative enunciated
<0> ooh, hey Dave :)
<0> welocme
<0> welcome, rather.
<3> yrlnry: is it possible to get anchors for the various slides in http://perl.plover.com/yak/12views/samples/notes.html ?
<4> black ones
<5> why is yaakov repeating me?
<6> hey, i got a mini-itx, using a flashcard for linux. and i want to run some little perl-script. so is there any mini-perl release, that includes only the interpreter and some basic modules ... and nothing else ?
<7> merlyn: Hero worship.
<1> merlyn: I repeated you the second time, properly.
<5> heh



<1> merlyn: I added a colon.
<7> Yaakov: Am I the only one being irritated by that bot?
<8> we are experimenting on chimpanzees, now!?
<1> buu: We can only hope.
<7> synie: tinyperl, miniperl, nanoperl
<7> Yaakov: =[
<1> yoctoperl.
<9> synie: debian's install disk comes with a stripped-down perl, you may want to see what they use
<1> buu: It is a shiny new toy, I will get bored of it.
<10> Test::Chimps?
<6> thanks :) i'll have a look :)
<9> perlbot chimp
<11> chimp VARIABLE, chimp( LIST ). Removes any trailing chimpanzee. It returns the total number of chimpanzees removed from all its arguments. Use with care.
<1> Oh, did you mean CPAN?
<7> Yaakov: Yeah.
<1> buu: Oh...
<7> Yaakov: I have mental filters for buubot =]
<1> Heh.
<12> __FILE_ is mentioned on p.68 of the 3rd edition Camel.
<13> grouchoperl.
<4> ooo! you bet your life!
<5> everybody wants to add the colon!
<5> but only larry gets to add a colon
<1> mangle: Larry has colon trouble.
<2> Larry has metrical accent embroilment.
<14> I believe the quote is "Larry gets the colon"
<1> Woo!
<14> also, of course, "Perl gives you the knob"
<1> That's great.
<5> and the Socket!
<1> mangle: Larry gets the colon.
<2> Larry gets the accent.
<1> mangle: Larry gets the colon.
<2> Larry gets the kidney.
<1> mangle: Larry gets the colon.
<2> Larry gets the foot.
<1> Foot?
<4> 12 inches
<15> yes, i'm a half foot then.
<15> well, well, well... look who it is.. janus` and ghenry in the house.
<16> ;-)
<3> LeoNerd: it seems like Error::WarnDie lacks proper documentation.
<1> mangle: love shack
<2> make out tramp
<17> mangle: if I would, could you?
<2> if I would, could superego?
<8> using Proc::ProcessTable mgiht be mroe useful than parsing ps output
<18> merlyn, __FILE__ was the ticket, thanks
<8> on the other hand, not all os's have a /proc
<8> or even /bin/ps
<1> mangle: love shack
<2> riot in tramp
<1> mangle: love shack
<2> peaceableness sentry box
<19> just curious... would "my @blah = `ls`" ***ign each file thingy in the current directory as an element to the array "@blah"?
<17> try it
<7> Termy: Yes, but it is unecessary.
<18> Termy: would it ?
<19> buu, it is?



<17> perl -wle'@blah = `ls`; print for @blah' if you see a buncha stuff on each line, then...
<7> Termy: Yes.
<19> I want to make a list of the file names
<1> < buubot> unhostility booth
<13> Termy: perldoc -f opendir
<2> Termy: Type 'perldoc -f opendir' in your shell or go to http://perldoc.perl.org/functions/opendir.html
<7> Termy: perldoc -f glob
<2> Termy: Type 'perldoc -f glob' in your shell or go to http://perldoc.perl.org/functions/glob.html
<13> Glob's probably simpler though.
<18> opendir is pretty easy
<18> and glob is evil
<17> glob is fine
<1> purl: band name 3 is also |<reply>Libido Street Arab
<1> oops
<18> glob is implemented as a shell call to ls according to the docs
<19> buu, thus "glob /" would create a list of whatever is in my /?
<7> Termy: Please be so good as to try it.
<19> alright, sorry
<14> or you could "perldoc -f glob"... :-)
<7> Termy: And please, never, ever listen to pbelau .
<17> This is the internal function imple-
<17> menting the "<*.c>" operator, but you can use it
<17> directly.
<1> Heh, "honey cabin"
<17> how is that a "shell call" pbelau
<7> heh
<1> mangle: shell call
<2> superficies demand payment
<1> mangle: shell call
<2> bird shot entreaty
<17> 7 1/2 shot!
<1> mangle: shell call
<2> fringe gamble
<1> Heh.
<20> anybody know a good place to buy a dehumidifier
<18> what does mangle do ?
<10> grr stupid buggy python
<18> mangle: test
<2> Olympic games
<18> wtf
<20> mangle: mangle
<2> ruin
<20> mangle: ruin
<2> debris
<20> ah
<20> I see
<18> seems more "random" than "mangle"
<20> no, it's not random
<21> mangle: you substitute synonyms for each word
<2> subliminal self double synonyms whereas aside watchword
<20> mangle: Please go to the store
<2> see fit go to the m***
<4> can we get a delay timer on that mangle thing>
<18> mangle: test
<4> ?
<2> tentative
<18> how is "tentative" a synonym for "test"
<1> pbelau: mangle: It splits, looks up each word in moby-thes at dict.org, selects a random substitute, rejoins and spews.
<2> It splits, complexion up all and some current saying in moby-thes at dict.org, selects a unclear dernier ressort, rejoins and spews.
<7> cfedde: What have I done?!
<20> orgasmed all over everyone?
<20> mangle: Where's a good place to buy a dehumidifier?
<22> ok people, i need some suggestions. i'm slightly familiar with perl, but need a good project that will get me more comfortable with the language. i learn by doing
<2> Where's a Daedalian avenue to regrate a dehumidifier?
<4> Yaakov++ # great example of the use of mangle
<17> chessguy, an irc bot is always fun...
<1> pbelau: moby-thes is a big list of related words, there is no attempt to match the part of speech.
<13> cfedde: You have /ignore as well :)
<22> aren't there already like 200 of those?
<17> chessguy, yes
<4> DrForr_: I like mangle about once every 5 minutes or so.
<7> chessguy: More.
<17> just because you make it does not mean you have to use it


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