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<0> gnite folks
<1> GumbyBRAIN: tick, tock, tick, tock.
<2> ew73: tick, tock.
<3> can u guys give me something constructive answer?
<3> http://search.cpan.org/~jdb/libwin32-0.26/Job/Job.pm ?
<3> grrr Win32::Job is not supported on at O:/Perl5.6/site/lib/Win32/Job.pm line 14.
<4> js1: you were already told to use POE
<3> url
<5> guess what the first result is on google for "poe perl"?
<4> js1: http://just****inggoogleit.com
<3> POE: Perl Object Environment
<1> Give them man a break.
<1> I mean for ****s' sake.
<1> He's using WINDOWS 98
<1> It's not like he's clued in or anything.



<4> haha
<6> Does anyone have any suggestions for installing Net :: Ident ???
<6> are there any requirements for it
<7> use the CPAN
<3> im using ActivePerl 5.6
<3> whats the ****ing link with Perl Object Environment?!!!
<8> js1: Lift a different finger.
<4> are you stupid as well as being illiterate?
<6> Botje: http://pastebin.com/551778
<9> The paste 551778 has been moved to http://erxz.com/pb/575
<3> http://cpan.uwinnipeg.ca/htdocs/POE/POE.html ?
<3> POE is not available
<3> only on cygwin
<3> Can't locate POE.pm in @INC (@INC contains: O:/Perl5.6/lib O:/Perl5.6/site/lib .) at poe1.pl line 3.
<8> Sorry, you must be smarter than this to use POE.
<7> QbY: so just force install ..
<4> dngor: lol
<6> ???
<6> how do i force with cpan
<10> ?!>@#!?@#?!@#!@!!!?????
<10> duct tape its mouth and go at it
<1> Chris62vw demonstrates optimized regexps!
<7> instead of install
<7> you type force install!
<10> yeah, that's the "OMG WTF?!@#?!@#?!@#" look-ahead operator
<6> k.
<7> Chris62vw: look ahead?
<11> i'm 21, now what do i do?
<7> I thought it was look aside
<1> ?!>WTF|OMG
<11> GumbyBRAIN: ***!
<2> simcop2387: I meant is that possible, or am i looking at that webpage there and ask them to the evening of the son of sam or *** on sunday|<reply>shrugging off syphilis.
<10> yeah, and I see some more coming, so I better go :-(
<7> simcop2387: hurray!
<12> I can't take any more java! gaaaha!
<1> dustmite: Have an avacado.
<12> Do you have a gun, I'm so close to suicide...
<3> geez
<10> I do
<13> hi. MakeMaker is screwing with me ... it says that -pthread is not valid in LIBS, however, it definitely is and I need it (it has to be present in both CFLAGS and LIBS / LDFLAGS). Is there a way to coerce it to accept it?
<11> GumbyBRAIN: ***!
<2> simcop2387: This wall had gates of the hundred and sixty-five or seventy years of monkey ***.
<5> dngor: is the latest POE .3301 or .3302?
<7> GumbyBRAIN: cunnilingus!
<2> Botje: And if they made too much for buckingham!"' in fulfilment of my personal favorite song on the other hand, the magnanimity of mr.
<1> GumbyBRAIN: Happy nation, living in a happy nation!
<2> ew73: The color was given to it first then chroot it and starts slaughtering fish in a very capricious attention to the nation.
<8> Khisanth: Whatever's on CPAN.
<7> GumbyBRAIN: do you have herpes?
<1> pwned by $self->{****tards} again.
<3> ok got it
<5> the reason I am asking is because search.cpan.org says .3301 yet the latest PPD is .3302
<13> to be more specific, a Perl module takes the output of sdl-config so it can link properly against it. discarding -pthread effectively breaks the module as that means it doesn't link against libpthread the way it should
<11> GumbyBRAIN: how many cases of herpes do you have?
<2> simcop2387: If he wanted to do with a rapidity which water never elsewhere ***umes except in cases such as you; and at 7 minutes a day.
<7> everyone has an army of ****tards inside?
<5> from the uwinnipeg repo
<11> Khisanth: weird
<1> Is there a way to get XSL to do the maths? Like convert say, pennies into dollars?



<7> XSL can do math now?
<1> Rumor has it there are math-like functions!
<11> ew73: pennies/100
<6> WTH??!?! Why must Perl ****eth so? Net :: Ident::_export_hooks() called too early to check prototype at /usr/lib/perl5/site_perl/5.8.3/Net/Ident.pm line 29.
<1> sweet
<1> value-of select="tag div 100" actually works.
<11> cool
<7> QbY: yeah, prototypes ****
<6> so is this working or no?
<3> that works
<3> use Win32::Process; use Win32; Win32::Process::Create($p,'o:\\perl5.6\\bin\\perl.exe','perl c:\\time.pl',0, NORMAL_PRIORITY_CL***,".") or die print Win32::FormatMessage( Win32::GetLastError() ); $p->Wait(500); $p->Kill(0); exit;
<14> thanks Paladin
<14> and buu
<15> thanking buu--
<16> phax: found the problem?
<14> Paladin yes
<16> phax: ok.. welcome
<1> I totally don't want to work today. :(
<17> hmm. I haven't do perl for a while, and i'm stuck with a newbie issue :P I can't use while(<FH>) to get through each line of the file i opened for reading, but i can put all lines in an array (@lines = <FH>). why?
<7> xim: you're bluffing. prove it
<17> lol
<17> want me to use pastebin?
<7> perlbot paste
<18> Paste your code and #perl will be able to view it: http://sial.org/pbot/perl http://dragon.cbi.tamucc.edu:8080 http://erxz.com/pb
<7> those, actually
<17> fancy :)
<1> pastebin is the suq.
<7> WITH A 'Q'
<1> WITH A GOD DAMNED MOTHERFUCING Q
<15> pastbin > Botje > fruit salid.
<1> Haha. Cheney shot some guy he was hunting with.
<15> the vice pres?
<1> Yeah.
<15> hahahah
<1> And Condi says the muslim cartoons could "Spin out of control"
<15> that old cripple piece of ****, i hope he croaks soon
<1> Great job, Ms. Sec. State of keeping abrest of world events.
<19> "xim" at 69.157.250.149 pasted "can't use while (<fh>)" (9 lines, 289B) at http://sial.org/pbot/15845
<1> ****ing cunt.
<20> the really weird thing is that rjbs had a weird dream about Cheney being involved in a shooting accident this past Friday - he posted it to his use.perl journal two days before the actual event
<7> xim: do you comment out the @lines = <CONF> part when you uncomment the wile? just checking
<20> http://use.perl.org/~rjbs/journal/28645
<15> WHILE HAS AN 'H' IN IT DIP ****!
<20> journal entry is titled - evil **** cheney
<15> the guy he was hunting with was probably some covert green peace operative trying to infiltrate halliburton
<5> Limbic_Region: maybe rjbs is really **** Cheney!
<1> Man. Look at the pic of Cheney on cnn.com
<17> yes. it's going through whe while loop. wrong diagnostic.
<1> He's got that evil snarl-smirk thing going on.
<17> is <CONF> a reserved word?
<20> dunno Khisanth - thought it was spooky funny though
<1> "Fortunately, the vice president has got a lot of medical people around him and so they were right there and probably more cautious than we would have been," she said. "The vice president has got an ambulance on call, so the ambulance came."
<17> going through the while loop screw up my list of ref of arrays. It gets all undefined...
<1> We call that a "Death Watch"
<7> xim: what AoA ?
<20> xim - couple of things
<21> xim: that doesn't just magically happen. The most likely answer is that you're insane. :)
<20> the first is you aren't showing enough of your code to say where the problem is
<17> hobbs: i know :)
<20> second - are you wanting to chomp off line endings but aren't?
<21> xim: however, it's also very likely that your regex doesn't match how you want it to
<17> hobbs: it doesn't matter for now. and actually, it does. ;)
<22> I'm trying to embed perl and am getting a segmentation fault; gdb shows the following line as being the culprit: SV *command = NEWSV(1099,0), *retval;
<1> http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a318/Micscience/ct.jpg
<23> optimised or non-optimised build?
<24> that looks like a memory leak
<25> :-)
<23> poor kid
<22> integral: debug build at present under OS X
<23> that's not what I asked.
<23> It's perfectly possible to build for debugging with optimisation turned on. And I do it often, but interpreting the results is then harder as the source line info doesn't match up very well with the actual generated code


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