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<0> why don't you just go to the slots?
<1> hobbs: I'm bored =[
<1> I think I'll rearrange my furniture
<1> And by "furniture"
<1> I mean servers.
<2> There's always *********ion.
<3> lol
<2> What? Rubbing one out and having a little nap is always a quick cure for lack of something to do.
<4> Khisanth :P
<5> GumbyBRAIN: ***!
<6> simcop2387: Iank will search until i see it on irc and everyoen hated him he died miserably in the morning of sunday after the spankings, the oral ***!
<5> haha
<2> GumbyBRAIN: Are you sentient, yet?
<6> ew73: well it's fun to say yet of the breast of him, when he made this resolve when a stiff paper, having been attacked on the blade away from you.
<5> GumbyBRAIN: ***Y!
<6> simcop2387: Stubble is ***y, though.



<5> thats sick
<7> My boss said something like that once, that was disturbing.
<5> dustmite: its worse when your boss is a guy and telling you that (and you're a guy too)
<8> ...
<7> simcop2387, A 50-something headteacher scary enough? :P
<2> Stubble is not ***y though.
<2> But, stubble is better than hairy.
<0> what is the best online perl course that you are aware of?
<2> Because nothing is as bad as getting pubic hair stuck between your teeth.
<8> ...
<0> ew
<2> Exactly.
<5> _death: beginning perl
<5> perlbot: beginning perl
<9> http://learn.perl.org/library/beginning_perl/
<0> i mean for credit
<5> for credit? you mean like college credit?
<0> yeah. i imagine that this one is pretty good, but it looks a bit simplistic (probably not for computer people): http://www.extension.harvard.edu/2005-06/courses/11973.jsp
<7> How ironic, I had a conversation like this with one of my colleagues yesterday, they declared how they wanted to do a qualification in $any_oss_language, and that it would impress me.
<10> _death's url is at http://xrl.us/jyua
<0> also, they won't teach it again until this fall
<5> dunno of any courses like tha
<5> that*
<5> i'd suggest checking out local colleges to see if they have anything in a normal cl*** too if you can
<2> I didn't know acadamia taught perl *at all*.
<5> GumbyBRAIN: ***!
<6> simcop2387: Http://forums.freddyshouse.com/images/smilies/***.
<0> i think it's pretty big at berkeley
<2> ****ing hippies.
<7> Equally, same person declared that Moodle (yeugh) was a wonderful piece of software that was 'free'... uhhu. May well be OSS, but it's PHP, so it's not free.
<11> and it's named MOODLE
<7> ****s however you spell it. ;)
<0> harvard is all into open source and hackerish solutions for everything software related
<2> The open-source world suffers from what I call SNS
<2> (Stupid Name Syndrome).
<7> However, all the staff are screaming about how wonderful it is, but eh, I hate it.
<2> As an example of SNS, take the 'othello' clone: 'igano'
<2> Whoever came up with that name probably thought they were being super clever.
<2> I just want to find them and punch them in the neck.
<7> Just the neck?
<12> ew73: agreed
<2> For now, yes, just the neck.
<7> Far too restrained. The one thing I learnt from working in schools, kill them whilst you can.
<2> Who says a blow to the neck isn't fatal?
<7> This is true, but would it be enjoyable?
<2> In the few minutes it takes them to suffrocate? Yeah, it'd be pretty entertaining.
<5> GumbyBRAIN: ***!
<6> simcop2387: Clown u seen that much of incipient madness might have been mistaken for a time while you were having ***?
<13> GumbyBRAIN: ***
<6> Jetpack: http://a1204.g.akamai.net/7/1204/1401/05061410011/images.barnesandnoble.com/images/smilies/***.
<14> hi.
<14> hi. how can i find a pm on cpan? e.g. overload.pm?
<15> Lower Case modules are core, part of the Perl distribution
<14> so "Can't locate overload.pm in @INC" says that the core installation is corrupt?
<15> sure
<15> or you have some ancient version, perhaps
<14> (i just apt-got the latest 5.8.8 sid-package for AMD64..)
<14> thrig: thanks. (seems to be no perl problem.)
<11> that reverse is just a bit excessive, don't you all think?
<16> @b = reverse reverse reverse reverse @a;



<11> thanks yrlnry :P
<16> welcome hobbs
<17> is it possible to make GUI's with perl ?
<1> NO
<1> Only asm
<18> perl/tk and gtk-perl are the closest you can get I think
<0> you can make asm with perl?
<1> Yeah, because gtk definitely isn't a gui or anything
<1> _death: No no, only asm can make a gui.
<0> you can make a gui without asm
<1> NO
<1> LIES
<19> I think the real question is, CAN YOU MAKE TEH WEB WIT PEARL?????
<19> raden: pls2see Tk, Gtk, WxPerl, Gtk2, Win32::*, Curses::*
<20> Prel for soft shiny code.
<1> cfedde:
<1> Where are my shelves?
<19> buu: where is my rack?
<17> soo stick to C ?
<19> umm
<19> those are all GUI modules for Perl
<20> raden: what question are you asking?
<19> Acme::Kthx::Bye
<0> buu, i'm not about to attempt to make a gui without asm, but i ***ure you that it is possible
<20> raden: of course its possible to make GUI using perl.
<19> yeah, what do you think this is, PHP?
<5> perlbot help > simcop2387
<1> Elly: I had them =[
<19> buu
<19> where is my Civ 2 disk
<19> I want to spread peace and love
<1> I have it.
<19> except with armored stormtroopers doing the spreading
<1> Sorry.
<1> Yeah that's how I spread peace
<19> and the majority of the love directed at the orphaned peasant girls in my dungeons
<5> is anyone else able to resolve opensync.org?
<19> brb looking for disk
<19> simcop2387: I can't
<5> so its not just me
<19> aha
<19> it was in my CD-ROM drive
<19> that would be why it's not in my CD book >>
<19> I got one of those free AOL disks
<19> and it had this exact text on it
<1> =[
<19> "10 Free games on this ROM!"
<19> something makes me suspect these disks are no longer entirely legal
<11> heh
<11> more legal than 100 NES GAMES, 20 of which are hacked versions of Pac-man and Super Mario Bros.
<8> mario is cool.
<19> woot.
<21> luigi is the brains of the operation
<4> Kulrak :D
<21> hey Daveman
<4> Elly is noob
<8> the red looks cooler though
<19> phool
<4> haha Kulrak, I like your game logic :P
<4> hey hobbs
<4> you're alive!!
<19> alright luigi fans
<4> horray :D
<11> why is it that he was exactly the same height as Mario originally, but since about 1996 he's been twice as tall?
<21> Pete_I: mario is the pretty boy
<19> how many times has luigi had a solo game, and how many times has he ****ed it up horribly?
<8> luigi would be cool if he had a reed suit.
<8> *red
<4> hobbs: steroid usage? :(
<4> side effect of all the mushrooms? :P
<4> hahaha
<21> how many times has mario had a solo game?
<4> who knows


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