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<0> i'm over here
<1> you wouldn't think an invisible duck would need to hide
<2> Kulrak: No kidding.
<3> we're now playing the IRC version of "the art of not being seen."
<4> LOL
<0> chessguy: pawn to a4
<5> * Woosta explodes.
<4> I saw someone spoofed that in warcraft .. too the python soundtrack
<6> buubot: mangle
<7> Yaakov: dumb KHTML
<4> yes
<4> Indeed
<4> KHTML ****s
<5> KHTML wins
<2> cfedde_: /umode +i



<0> chessguy: this is gonna be a really long game...
<8> invsblduck: not with that opening move it's not. >:>
<0> Paladin`: hehe
<9> I should probably learn more about irssi than I currently know.
<2> no you shouldn't
<9> Stevie-O: thanks. that's the advice I needed
<2> Happy to help.
<0> cfedde: /kn 600 will ban someone for 10 min.
<0> i don't know why you'd need to know that, though.
<0> probably for people like me
<9> /kn 600 invsblduck
<9> missed
<2> You attack the invisible duck. You miss.
<10> You destroy the tree. invsblduck dies.
<2> tree?
<0> he meant pond
<11> There is a piece of string here.
<10> How not to be disapeared.
<9> there is a rusty grate in the ground here.
<10> That opening intro for mst3k is holy god
<12> You are in a maze of twisty p***ages, all alike.
<9> All I want is a friggen battary for this lamp!
<12> xyzzy
<2> Nothing happens.
<12> y2
<12> plugh
<2> A +3 ring of protection (on right hand).
<9> you are eaten by a grue
<11> There is stomach acid here.
<9> there are many adventurers here
<6> buubot: mangle
<7> Yaakov: y2
<10> That guy in mst3k sounds like he's constantly on dope
<13> Lazy-voiced Joel?
<5> buu: apparently when they shot the pilot he hadn't slept in the greater part of a week -- and it caught on ;)
<5> buu: that's the story, anyway :P
<10> Suuure.
<10> Morphium
<10> IUM
<6> buubot: mangle
<7> Yaakov: buu: erroneously nonetheless yourselves many-colored the commercial pilot he hadn't slept in the transcending parts of a year -- and it spellbound on ;)
<14> man
<5> your mangler needs fixing
<10> why?
<4> It's not mangling :)
<10> SEND PATCH
<13> SEND COOKIES
<4> Ooh .. nice OSS answer :)
<4> lol
<10> SEND DONG SQUADS
<13> GumbyBRAIN: Freshen your dong, sir?
<15> If i have 2 pieces of lore for being a british your of a firearm when ready for battle sir.
<16> GumbyBRAIN: Should I just fire them all?
<15> Just like that all you want to hear it :) they quite like them.
<13> I think he got our responses mixed up.
<17> Hi, one question. What is the fuction in Perl for create files?
<17> I need create a file in Perl.
<18> open?
<12> open creates files
<6> buubot: mangle
<19> fopen?



<7> Yaakov: in all respects similitude that universal yours truly be dying to to be aware of it :) the interests sensibly have designs on me.
<12> do you mean create an empty file, or create a file while you're writing to it?
<17> Somni, Open is no to "open" only open?
<6> SOMNI
<13> mogaal: Rephrase in English.
<18> and as I watched him on the stage my hands were clenched in fists of rage
<18> mogaal: come again?
<13> My Chey knocked down the levy.
<17> b0at, LOL. My English is bad :-(
<13> chevy
<5> GumbyBRAIN: Well I met a girl who sang the blues, and I asked her for some happy news, but she just smiled and turned away...
<15> you can also be active here. I'll give her a little girl.
<13> Does that come with fries?
<5> thirty cents extra
<5> GumbyBRAIN: saber
<15> www-myspace-0.50 by grantg http://xrl.us/opsb.
<17> Somni, open(EXAMPLE, '>create.txt'); <--- This create a file?? although the file doesn't exist?
<18> mogaal: what happens when you try it? what does the documentation say?
<20> mogaal, yes it does...
<20> the '>' says create it if it doesn't exist
<13> open( my $filehandle, '>', $filename ) or die $!; creates or overwrites the file
<20> perldoc -f open
<7> Type 'perldoc -f open' in your shell or go to http://perldoc.perl.org/functions/open.html
<21> mogaal: perldoc perlopentut
<7> mogaal: Type 'perldoc perlopentut' in your shell or go to http://perldoc.perl.org/perlopentut.html
<12> { open my $file, ">", $filename or die "cannot create $filename: $!": }
<12> then it'll autoclose when done. :)
<12> why do you want to create an empty file?
<12> this might be an XY problem
<21> or it might be a problem of you guys taking someone overly literally to be annoying, :)
<12> s/annoying/best serving/
<12> context is important
<12> ... http://www.perlmonks.org/index.pl?node_id=233565
<12> (On Answering Questions)
<21> that has nothing to do with interepting a question from soemone with a poor grasp of english
<12> well - it describes one of the factors
<2> I read that as 'intercepting' and was like wtf
<21> oops, I let my nsa moonlighting slip into my regular speech
<2> you moonlight for the NSA
<21> that was a joke, Stevie-O . I am just a crappy typist
<13> GumbyBRAIN: Because snakes can't dance!
<15> Pet dance dance dance.
<12> snakes on a plane!
<12> snakes on a boat - the sequel
<21> I can't believe that is a real movie, I thought someone had made it upa s a funny meme
<12> it started as a working title, I'm sure
<12> and then someone said "let's just use that as the title!"
<2> or the sequel
<5> the sequel will have snakes on TWO planes at once
<2> Snakes On A Plane In Space
<12> spiders on a plane!
<12> snakes in a cube (from 2-space to 3-space!)_
<22> cubes are 4-space, since time is cubic.
<2> haha
<5> GumbyBRAIN: timecube
<15> Heh i read aplha as "high-availability algorithmic programming language.
<2> Don't we all
<23> quit
<2> 221 Stevie-O Goodbye
<2> ANyway, the sign that the series of movies is going way downhill will be Snakes On A Space Shuttle
<2> Wait, Snakes On A Plane is NEW?
<2> Trivia: Ronny Yu was attached to direct, speaking enthusiastically about the project, but bowed out following budget disputes and "creative differences".
<24> i heard it was a remake
<12> Sharks on a Plane <<== meme collision
<2> He REALY didn't likee the titla
<2> title
<2> merlyn: hahahahahaha
<12> and *jumping* sharks
<2> Coordinates On A Plane
<22> Snakes in a Timecube
<2> mix Snakes on a plane with My Three Sons => Three Vertices on a Plane


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