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<0> is marion barry a squirrel?
<1> how do i make an image on the one i can obtain is the book of gumbybrain.
<2> Yes, but at least he didn't get a blowjob in the white house from an ugly chick.
<3> former crack addicted mayor of DC
<3> ew73: or do anything to her with a cigar
<0> oh I know who he is. I just don't know whether he's a squirrel
<4> Big teeth?
<2> I think it's the ugly part that got him in trouble. I mean, look at JFK with Monroe. Most people were like, "Dude, you ROCK."
<3> GumbyBRAIN: marion barry
<1> Which version? Pre or post -barry.
<5> ew73: JFK was a seriously screwed up individual
<0> ew73: nah, it was the sleazy way he tried to cover it up
<6> marionberry - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olallieberry
<0> ew73: it's all about coverups. nixon didn't do anything wrong except that.
<2> peterS: Except sanction the spying on his opponents and breaking and entering and theft, of course.
<6> better - http://www.marionberries.com/
<5> ew73: that's par for the course
<0> ew73: yes, but he wasn't personally involved, his only sin was to try and cover for the party
<2> Clinton was pretty sleezy, but that soundbite with 'it depends on what is.. is' was totally unfair.
<2> The question that led up to it was: Is there a relationship with Ms. Lewensky?
<4> Hang on JFK kind of has that Irish charm, whereas Clinton just looks like WC Fields.
<6> .. http://www.oregonjam.com/images/product-photos/marionberry.jpg
<7> merlyn's url is at http://xrl.us/oyef
<0> ew73: ever since nixon, the press have figured out that any politician who tries to deceive them or hide something from them needs to be drawn and quartered
<6> shorten that
<6> perlbot, shorten that
<8> Shortened URL: http://tinyurl.com/8rnwj
<2> peterS: Except Bush, Regean, and Bush Jr, of course.
<6> heh. perlbot shortened "that" :)
<6> check it out!
<0> ew73: you don't think the press drew and quartered them? how old are you?
<6> perlbot, shorten telnet://localhost/22
<8> Shortened URL: http://tinyurl.com/psp29
<5> ooh, I want 29 PSPs
<4> foolish bot.
<2> Old enough to yell at televsion while Ollie North was "testifying".
<4> GumbyBRAIN: shorten that
<1> Actually, that might not have that will match any word in common usage either; instead we have "chiefly" if you really want to try to do that?
<0> ew73: and you think the press gave him an easy time of it?
<3> hrm
<3> night all, i'm being lagged out so i don't know how long it'll take for you to see this
<9> How do one can know how many files are open by the program in a perl ..?
<2> peterS: Perhaps. But then, in those days, we didn't have FOX News around to perform fellatio on the entire GOP, either.
<0> good thing we have them now. because not all press outlets will give all politicians an equally hard time of it. nice that there's enough variety of press these days to harry every politician who deserves it
<5> peterS: more importantly, there's someone to kiss every politician's ***, so nobody ever has to hear bad things about their particular Chosen Ones ;)
<2> peterS: O'Reilly doesn't give anyone a 'fair' time. I also don't care much for Olberman (except his fued with Bill is hilarious). Amy Goodman has and probably always will be, the best journalist I have ever seen, and she's on neither FOX or any other "mainstream" corpor..er, news channel.
<0> hobbs: that seems like a less useful function, but I suppose the politicians like it well enough
<5> peterS: less useful. More relevant. :)
<0> ew73: the days of anyone in the press giving a politician they don't happen to like a "fair time" ended about with Nixon, I think. just a matter of who harries whom.
<0> though even in his day, most of the press hated him and they let it show
<2> peterS: Listen to "Democracy Now!" -- Goodman really does give pretty much anyone that comes on her show a dressing-down.
<5> I have the advantage of hating basically everyone that the media considers noteworthy ;)
<0> hobbs: you should just become a misanthrope and get it over with. Florence King is one. sometimes she is asked "how can you hate _people_?" her answer: "who else is there to hate?"
<2> Horses.
<5> haha
<2> Horses are terrible people.
<0> I couldn't be 'orsed to hate them though
<2> Don't make me start jamming a carrot where the sun don't shine.
<10> in my computer ?
<0> what ... girth ... of carrot?
<5> Super Jumbo
<11> is there a way to get a for loop to do something like for (1..10; testcond(); increment()), which will iterate at most 10 times
<11> obviously there is, i mean what is the laziest way to do it
<2> eval: my $count = 0; for(1..10) { last if $count == 3; $count++; } $count;
<12> ew73: 3
<13> for(1..10){last if $something;}
<13> =_=
<13> i'm sleeping
<14> can someone help me with a quick xchat script?
<14> all it does is call up two text files, and randomly chooses one line from each which decides the action/car- http://www.andrewy.info/Files/cars.txt http://www.andrewy.info/Files/actions.txt
<15> hi
<15> can anybody help me with perl and snmp?
<15> I'm searching for another extension like net-snmp
<15> any clues?
<16> search.cpan.org
<15> sparkman: yes, but Net:SNMP ist too 'jam-packed'
<5> beth: on the odd chance you haven't gone to bed -- ever been down to Bushkill Falls?
<15> I need some lightweigth stuff
<4> http://search.cpan.org/search?query=SNMP&mode=module
<15> BinGOs: I got some results at -> http://search.cpan.org/search?query=net-snmp&mode=all
<15> but I'm not sure, which one?
<17> hi, How can I tell getoptions to throw an error if the option is specified without an argument?
<2> Now I shall do my happy dance. I hate uml I hate uml nya nya nya
<18> boxgamex: You can basically push the entire file into an array with each line representing one element. Then have a sub return a random element of @foo. Or just return a random element from @foo
<18> eval: [qw(one two three four five)][int rand 4]
<12> eggzeck: Error: syntax error at (eval 169) line 15, near "]["
<19> hi all can any one refer me to a very basic perl OO tutorial? I knew OOP in java and ada, and know the perl basics.
<20> The_SB: first step: forget java+ada OOP
<17> eval: print qw(1 2 2 3 4)[int rand 5]
<12> yango: 4 1
<20> The_SB: read the perldoc :p
<2> The_SB: perldoc perltoot
<12> The_SB: Type 'perldoc perltoot' in your shell or go to http://perldoc.perl.org/perltoot.html
<17> eval: print qw(1 2 2 3 4)[int rand 5]
<12> yango: 2 1
<2> It's fun because it's what you asked for AND because I got to type 'toot'.
<19> whoever : rm -fr java.oop ada.oop --> what now
<19> thanks
<20> The_SB: <2> The_SB: perldoc perltoot << read tha
<20> +t
<18> eval: @{[qw(one two three four five)]}[int rand 4]
<12> eggzeck: two
<2> eval: print qw(1 2 3);
<12> ew73: 123 1
<2> zomg!
<18> boxgamex: get it?
<4> blah.
<2> Arrows, arrows, everywhere, and not a box to click.
<17> [] <- there goes your box (and an arrow)
<18> Well I'm exhausted.
<18> G'night people.
<2> These.. people.. just sent me a spec that includes:
<2> BW::Graph::List::Tag::Range::Single
<20> normal :p
<17> you'll end up with ::AreYouSurePopup::AreYouReallySurePopup::AreYouReallyReallySurePopup::Soap::WDML
<5> ew73: what's the BW?
<2> hobbs: The megalithic root object that every. single. thing. inherits from, whether it needs it or not, that does such wonderfully handy things like connects to a database and autopopulates itself with every instance!
<5> ew73: does it stand for something? Big Widget maybe?
<21> Interface::User::Action::UseCase::Handler::Event::Response::Action!
<22> Brend: java?
<21> sili: UML!
<22> uml for the stink
<21> sili: You can tell by the way it consists entirely of words with no meaning
<21> ew73, on paper?
<21> Or RATIONAL ROSE?
<2> Brend: With dia. So I can entertain myself with the neat little auto-snapping lines.
<21> Ooh, auto-snap!
<22> autosnaps!
<21> An excellent way to please your users 90% of the time and drive them into a murderous frenzy the other 10%
<2> BW::Ethnic::American::African::OSNAP
<23> how can i remove all data of this form [quote] some text [/quote] ?
<23> using regexps
<21> By not doing that
<23> i was thinking s#\[quote].*\[/quote\]##g but that wont work
<21> Please please please
<21> Use a parser
<21> Parse::RecDescent, for instance
<21> Or, use a format for which parsers already exist
<2> Brend: That's fairly common forum-code.
<21> ew73: And there are probably already parsers for it!
<2> True dat!
<2> I learned my lesson about checking cpan many moons ago when I implemented a (functional, I might add!) xpath system using XML::Parser, showed it to a friend, and he said, "Um.."
<23> so there is no easy onliner to do that with regexp?
<21> holst; Not that will work as you might wish, no
<21> holst: Since they might write [quote] Some [b]text[/b] [/quote], and then it all falls apart
<2> Or [quote] foo [b] some [/b] text [/quote] bar [quote] baz [/quote] blee.
<24> those are all easy
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