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<0> dngor: ah
<1> I need something to strip paint =[
<0> revdiablo: it currently doesn't cache anything so method lookup is pretty slow iirc
<2> buu: Your mouth.
<1> I DOUBT IT
<2> **** the paint right off.
<3> Kipling once wrote a story about paint-****ing
<2> Chupa la pigment!
<1> I bet he did. Damn deviants.
<4> jdv79: Wouldn't that be Cl***::MOP's realm?
<0> most likely but go ahead and try to use Moose without Cl***::MOP:)
<3> well, it wasn't all about paint ****ing, but it played an important role. The story was "Baa Baa, Black Sheep".
<4> jdv79: Well, regardless, it looks nice to use. Maybe the internals still need time to get more betterer
<5> Are there any perl jobs going at the moment?
<6> no. none at all.
<3> nachos: apparently!



<3> nachos: there seemed to be a good number of companies looking at YAPC. And jobs.perl.org isn't too slow.
<3> hey look, there's one right near me :-P
<5> thanks hobbs
<0> revdiablo: yeah i was just be facetious - is that how you spell that?
<0> they're working on improving it greatly in the next few months
<7> That looks right without looking
<7> Which was the bot that corrected when you do (sp?)? Was that workbench?
<7> workbench: fooobar (sp?)
<8> That contained a sentence with fewer than three words.
<9> Spelling suggestion: foobar
<7> whoa
<7> frogbot: facetious (sp?)
<9> b0at: Sorry, I don't understand. Try asking me for help!
<7> Try DWIM!
<7> Shazbot.
<8> FELCH WELCHER
<5> when is the next YAPC?
<1> nachos: About 40 days I think
<3> the best part is what it says if you didn't screw up
<3> dum de dum eschaton(sp?)
<3> er
<10> nachos: on what continent?
<3> I guess it doesn't know that one(sp?)
<3> or it's dead, jim.
<10> nachos: the north america one is in late June every year. Details for the next one haven't been announced yet.
<11> usually my datasource with DBI for mysql in perl looks like 'dbi:mysql:tablename' what should it look like for a remote host?
<11> s/tablename/databasename/g;
<10> protocoldoug: what did the DBD::mysql docs say when you read them?
<11> beth, i'm still reading them, so far they are vague
<11> ahhh found it, i'm reading the wrong thing
<10> protocoldoug: check the second line of the synopsis
<11> i was reading the DBI info, not the DBD::Mysql
<11> beth, many thanks
<10> yeah, that'll do it
<10> np
<0> its gettin hot in here
<3> jdv79: you misspelled "herre"
<12> hobbs: you missppelld "misspelld"
<10> so did you
<12> clever.
<13> GumbyBRAIN: get yo bag off of me
<14> untill i realized that i think perlintro told me of the big bag.
<13> so whats up all? hows the family any kids yet?
<12> i have 3 illigititiimitate kids
<13> beth: how about you?
<13> sili_: how many are inbred?
<12> 4.
<10> I don't have any illigititiimitate kids.
<12> ... not yet.
<13> beth: any legitimate ones?
<0> who has kids now?
<12> those donuts look good
<0> a friend of mine who's maybe 29 or 30 now has 4 kids - that's just wrong
<13> sili_: they charge $15/hour and they can't have kids
<10> simcop2387: nope
<12> simcop2387: expensive
<13> beth: i've got 5 myself, and i'm only 21!
<13> i'm kidding too
<12> kids are overrated
<15> how do i get the numerical value of a single character?



<12> numerical value...
<16> what do you mean "numerical value"?
<16> like the value of the ***CII?
<12> eval: ord a
<17> sili_: 97
<12> eval: ord b
<17> sili_: 98
<16> eval:ord('x')
<17> merlyn: 120
<16> heh
<15> merlyn: yeah. thanks
<12> z0mg! where are my quotes!
<6> GumbyBRAIN stole your quotes
<14> Nowadays you can probably make your code and #perl will be satisfied with the quotes?
<18> z0mg
<12> sup sup sup
<18> sili_: kumusta ka?
<12> okay lang
<12> my lisp rocks though.
<18> lisp is fun I guess
<12> tag: i've been having a hard time trying to find tagalog cl***es in the area
<18> bibihin ako ang bangkang may layag
<18> ibig sabihin iyon, I'm buying a ****ing sailboat mang.
<18> trying to atleast
<12> tag: how much are you gonna spend?
<18> sili_: $60k
<12> i don't think you can sail the world in it, but that'd be cool.
<18> sili_: I'm moving on to it mang. It's 50'.
<18> the hell I can't
<18> it's ****ing huge
<12> gonna go across the pacific?
<12> that'd be crazy.
<18> it's a schooner, it's a vessel designed for the ocean
<19> H::W question -- I create a Widget Form and us JS to change the action script -- the script then tries to create a Widget form of the same name, when it is displayed the action remembers the change to the action script that was done with JS -- How can I avoid that?
<18> eventually
<18> well not all at once dude, I'd make a 3 legged journy
<12> tag: do you know the happiest times of boat ownership?
<18> when I'm banging a chick in the *** on the bow sprit
<18> :-)
<12> no, the day you buy it, and the day you sell it
<12> although that is a good highlight.
<18> nah screw that
<18> sailing is different
<18> sailing takes people over
<12> you think you'd really cross the pacific?
<0> frankg: isn't there a chan for H::W?
<18> if it was a motor yacht I would agree with you, but sailing is different
<0> frankg: you might do better asking in #catalyst too since that's where it was birthed
<18> yeah, I'd sail from here to SF (about 8 days), from SF to hawaii (about 14 days), from hawaii to the philippines (about 16 days...I think)
<12> that's scary stuff man.
<19> jdv79, good to know - but they are mostly from the UK so they're sleeping
<12> can i come?
<18> why
<20> how long does it take to sink to the bottom of the Marianas Trench?
<0> they don't sleep:)
<12> tag: big waves and scary storms
<18> why would it be scary? :-) It'd be rad
<19> jdv79, looking for a channel on that
<18> no
<7> infi: That depends on how hard you kick.
<20> heh
<12> tag: yes.
<12> tag: don't you watch discovery channel? those survivor stories and ****
<18> I have 1) GPS, 2) Burometer, 3) UHF radio. It's the pacific, not the atlantic, there are no hurricanes. And most storms could be avoided or atleast handled well with proper warning.
<20> sounds like fun actually
<12> ***uming there is a forecast.
<12> sometimes **** happens
<7> Just typhoons
<18> yeah, just typhoons
<18> no big deal
<18> it just rains a lot
<12> and aliens.
<20> beats dying of a heart attack from fast food in an office chair anyway
<0> at the north of the pacific its pretty rough


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