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<0> .later ,now commute must
<1> IDEAS ARE A DISEASE
<2> :P
<2> prefactor, you must
<2> analyze the wavelet table, you shall
<2> let the haskell be with you, always :p
<0> #math is weird. everytime I switch to it I discover that everyone is doing the same stuff I was just earlier today
<1> YOU ARE
<1> Milgorp hanklo jortyun lopper tonit, tonito.
<2> :O
<3> i couldn't survive the new job without perltidy
<0> BUT PROZAC COMES IN PILL FORM
<2> zomgoodness!?
<2> decay - heh
<2> I find it's actually being used more, for other applications, rather than perl :P



<2> from my experience and observation, anyhow - perhaps someone has taken a poll...
<2> :p
<0> (Arthur Miller)++
<1> Daveman: Learn to tap dance.
<4> Anyone know how to send two variables to a script via get, in a hard coded link while having that link validate as xhtml!!! any ideas?
<5> why do I get a "Modification of a read-only value attempted" when the input I'm parsing from STDIN has a '%' in it?
<0> EvanCarroll: I think you want &amp;
<0> the validator is complaining about an entity, right?
<4> then the scripting engine won't recognize it as two seperate variables =[
<4> integral: yar
<0> no, that's wrong.
<0> that's how you represent a & in _XML_
<0> in the browser's memory, it is an &
<0> not an &amp;
<0> at least *TRY IT*
<4> ... I did try it.
<4> it failed
<0> you're an idiot then.
<4> .ignore integral
<4> Oh sry., etc.
<6> EvanCarroll: it works if you do it correctly.
<0> I was doing this precise thing just an _HOUR_ ago.
<4> I blame asp.
<6> <a href="http://foo.bar.com/?integral=annoyed&amp;friedo=drunk">omfg it werks</a>
<6> well, with asp, who knows wtf it's gonna do
<0> THE BEST COMBINATION well lolerz rofl &c
<4> asp6.0 ****s. get this you can't undefine a variable.
<4> wtf..
<4> baby jesus crys
<7> well. sunbird ****s.
<0> you can't undefine a lexical in perl.
<0> Botje: ... i thought everyone knew that...
<7> yeah :[
<7> well, another project that goes into my daily builds folder
<4> yes but in perl this works:
<4> eval: my $foo; my $foo;
<8> EvanCarroll: Return:
<4> SEE IT DOESN'T DIE =[
<0> but that's not doing either thingl.
<4> in asp however, you have a counting variable, and the counting variable never runs out of scope, because variables aren't scoped w/ flow control, and if you dim it when it exists it dies, and if you don't when it doesn't it dies.
<4> So its v. ****ing fragal and homo***ual.
<4> fragile*
<0> you're confusing ASP and VBS
<0> you can write your ASP in ecmascript, or another language plugged into the scripting engine.
<0> It has been this way for *YEARS*
<4> your right.
<4> you're
<4> vb/asp
<0> of course I'm right.
<4> it happens sometimes.
<6> ecmascript++
<4> but how many people use asp with a non-vb script.
<4> 3?
<4> 5?
<9> can't perl be used with ASP
<6> COME FROM MY BAWLZ
<4> linuxnohow: yes.
<0> sadly, I've become convinced that compared to many things INTERCAL is one of the _better_ languages
<4> there is always brain****
<4> and Ook



<0> linuxnohow: only by selling your SOUL
<4> and ASM and C
<0> ISAPI--
<1> Matlab is the bestest.
<10> nothing is gooder than Matlab
<11> ****ing catalyst.
<0> mathematica is over priced crap
<12> catalyst?
<6> catalyst--
<6> use CGI::App like a normal person
<0> why are there no maths apps targeted at the pure mathematician?
<13> heya geeks
<13> it's been a long time
<12> integral: those are calculators
<6> integral: because pure mathematicians don't have any money
<14> buu: are you sure ****ing a catalyst is safe?
<0> I mean beyond some of the proof ***istants from INRIA, edinburgh, etc, which are only useful for logicians and compscis
<15> how do i test if a file exists or not?
<11> friedo: I agree.
<1> Mathematica is mathy.
<11> Khisanth: No =[
<6> spo0nman: -f
<0> where's the thing in between with which you can do complex analysis?
<14> friedo: -e !
<13> do u know where I'm supposed to defined the locale for perl (LANGUAGE, LC_ALL and LANG)
<6> or that
<0> Like a tool that will turn your definition of a limit into a cute little diagram of your metric space?!
<16> or -e if it doesn't matter if it's a file or not.
<15> -e what?
<16> spo0nman: -e filename; perldoc -f -X
<17> The perldoc for -X is at http://perldoc.perl.org/functions/-X.html
<6> if( -e $file_name ) { # something exists there }
<6> if( -f $file_name ) { $file_name is a file that exists }
<0> *argh* it's the 21st centuary dammit
<15> dondelelcaro: thanks
<18> how does perl cache -f and friends, if at all?
<0> hmm, actually, groups is a better area to look for a tool in I guess
<0> Like, who wants to see the multiplication table for S8?
<6> avar: i doubt it caches it
<7> it gets cached ..
<6> avar: probably relies on the filesystem cache
<13> ah ok it takes it from the environment
<13> thx
<14> if you use _
<7> If any of the file tests (or either the "stat" or "lstat" operators) are given the special filehandle consisting of a solitary underline, then the stat structure of the previous filetest (or stat operator) is used, saving a system call.
<18> not _, just if (-f $x) {} ... if (-f $x) {...}
<7> that's not cached.
<7> i think
<19> hi
<7> perl should be smart enough to do it, though.
<0> there isn't a cache.
<16> Botje: no, it shouldn't.
<0> no you *can't* be.
<14> that would be a bad thing to be caching ..
<7> oh wait
<7> yeah :(
<14> what if you delete the file in between calls?!
<7> i'm dumb today :(
<16> Khisanth: OH NOES!
<19> can someone tell me the equivalent command of this bash command in perl => grep '1 - 10' a.html | awk '{print $6}'; ?
<7> Khisanth: that's okay .. we'll just disallow deletes for files with active stat buffers! *hides*
<20> perl -lane 'print $F[5] if m/1 - 10/
<18> perl -e "qx{grep '1 - 10' a.html}" ...
<18> ;)
<14> avar: wrong AND bad!
<20> missing ' left as exercise to reader
<7> thrig: it goes in front, right? RIGHT?!
<20> sure
<16> in front on the second line is always good
<18> where in the perl source can I find the file check functions?
<18> if someone happens to know offhand;)
<19> thrig, avar: both don't work


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