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<0> and I dont believe trying to load the whole file into memory is a good solution
<0> nor cutting it with sql functions and trying to re***emble it
<1> the map [-C,$_] (even though -C is wrong, but bleh.) creates a list of (creation time,filename) pairs
<1> the sort compares according to the creation time
<2> Nei: Why can't it live in the file system?
<3> botje, what's the $a, $b ? :S
<4> not creation time
<4> NOT
<1> merlyn: I KNOW STOP BUGGING ME
<4> CHANGE TIME
<4> just use the right word. :)
<5> ROFLOL
<1> merlyn: no. :P
<1> joeyk: you can p*** a custom sorting subrouting to sort {}
<5> Botje, good one :D
<1> in this case , you want to sort on the *** time part of the (*** time, filename) pair



<1> and the first map takes out the filename again
<6> sort. To access this perldoc please type, at a command line, 'perldoc -f sort'. You may also find it at http://perldoc.perl.org/functions/sort.html
<0> Yaakov, I am aware that there are other or potentially better solutions to storing the file, but that is beside the point
<2> Botje: **** time not *** time!
<7> Nei ~~
<1> Yaakov: I'm seeing stars now. :(
<7> Hello
<0> yo dave :P
<7> Botje, what happaned?
<7> Hey :P
<2> Nei: Well, you will find that perl people tend to the better solutions and eschew the inferior ones.
<1> ELLO POLLY
<1> I MEAN DAVEMAN
<2> Hello, Daveman.
<0> Yaakov, and you will find that even though I might like to question some things myself, just giving a clear response whether it is possible (an how) or not less troublesome for all involved =)
<7> What?
<7> Hello, Yaakov.
<5> HI DAVEMAN, HOW ARE WE TODAY ?
<7> Yaakov, I am looking forward to making some more Paneer this weekend :)
<7> Hi r3nd3r.
<5> paneer ? your vegetarian ?
<7> Negative.
<0> especially since telling your company "welll we can do this in php but then we need to rip the database and store everything in the filesystem and yes we'll also need to rewrite the php part"
<0> just isnt convincing :P
<7> Nei ~_~
<7> yes
<7> stupidness :P
<0> eeh. replace the first php with perl <_<
<7> ^_^
<7> gumbybrain: unpregnated
<8> My wife has met my mother about twice or three times a week, so the loop as well as apatuer.
<7> o_O
<5> Nei, i did
<5> Nei, the first php wasnt really that good
<2> Daveman: I am making some in the morning.
<2> Daveman: It is palak paneer for Shabbos.
<0> its not only php
<5> im from india
<0> and I dont exaclty see whats wrong with storing the files in the database either....
<0> aside from perls deficiencies :P
<0> granted, access is a bit slower than filesystem, but its easier having everything in one place
<0> and tis not like anyone would notice the speed differences
<9> Nei: http://mysqldump.azundris.com/archives/36-Serving-Images-From-A-Database.html
<7> Yaakov, ah, excellent :)
<10> infi's url is at http://xrl.us/m7gv
<11> GumbyBRAIN: give me potatos or give me death
<8> Or can anyone give me death.
<7> simcop: sounds like the irish :)
<5> infi, ur nick seems familiar.. have u ever been quoted on bash.org ?
<9> maybe.
<7> gumbybrain: be irish
<8> is it better for aggregation and reporting to the irish.
<7> haha
<11> Daveman: nah, farside cartoon
<7> Ah :p
<11> i'll bbl gotta go down and eat
<7> later simcopter ;)
<0> infi, mysql is not being used
<5> merlyn, did u say this:
<5> <q[merlyn]> lem... know any good austin Perl hackers for hire?



<9> Nei: the points are valid regardless of RDBMS.
<5> <q[merlyn]> I'm on a hunt for one for a friend.
<5> <archon> for a job?
<3> mm.. botje, that doesn't appear to be working-age :(
<5> <Stupid_> No, in his spare time merlyn bow-hunts for perl programmers by their scent.
<4> I said that a long time ago, yes
<5> lol
<1> joeyk: remember merlyn's advice^Wwhining^Wadvice about -C being the wrong operator
<4> Now I'm saying "I can't figure out how to test multiple kids"
<0> infi, the points are stupid because half of them occur on every normal database query too
<5> Botje, no i missed that. temme.
<3> botje, mmm .. *Scrolls up* must've missed it
<9> Not in 1 Gigabyte sizes. But suit yourself, just make sure you don't apply for any job I ever hire for.
<5> merlyn, test ?
<5> merlyn, homeschool ?
<12> I can't wait to hear this one.
<5> lol
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<5> dont voice him
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<5> dammit too late
<14> What would be good to return from a function that tries to find the list in a set of lists that contains a certain string to signify that the string doesnt exist in any of the lists?
<15> ?
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<16> horray for the stupid nickflooders
<17> samu: undef?
<18> operators?
<5> hi everyone :)
<12> samu: my brain hurts.
<19> ;;;
<20> Grr
<16> samu: undef?
<15> what was this stupid bot?
<20> I just got woken up by that nickflooder
<5> its ok, everyone.. crawl back under your rocks.
<17> NeoThermic: you wake up fast ;)
<21> that's not a nick flooder... he's just a plain flooder that used nicks
<22> what?!?!
<20> hobbs: computer is at the end of my bed due to my uni room :OP
<23> he lost bowel control subsystme
<23> ems
<24> ?
<5> lol
<12> time to go home.
<14> Doesnt undef "undefine" elements of lists?
<23> synth: haha
<4> good thing my client doesn't ding when my nick gets mentioned
<5> merlyn, does it flash ?
<17> NeoThermic: yes, but I wouldn't be coherent enough to type for several minutes after waking up ;)
<20> lol
<23> Also a good thing that it doesn't ding "HEY EVERYONE IM LOOKING AT GAY PORN" when you're highlighted
<4> doesn't flash. doesn't ding.
<4> except on privmsgs
<7> cctoide :o
<23> [catch the Last Measure reference!]
<14> Oh sorry
<14> didnt read the entire thing
<25> Wow, I wonder who hires some tech support guys
<14> undef seems to be what im looking for
<5> so wht was everyone doing ?
<7> eggzeck :P
<20> I'm fairly quick to become coherent, and I've been known to "chat" in my sleep :\
<23> r3nd3r: I was trying to figure out how many 1280 displays it would take to make a map of the earth in 1 pixel to meter scale
<4> DCC SEND teststartkeylogger
<4> heh.
<7> hahah
<26> haha
<7> *** ;)
<20> lol
<5> eggzeck, hey! i huh ?


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